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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

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The Great Glyphosate Gala: A Toast to Total Toxicity Truth

The Great Glyphosate Gala: A Toast to Total Toxicity Truth

RFK Jr. held a glass of the glyphosate cocktail, staring into it as if it contained the secrets of the universe. The East Room of the White House had...

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

The Great Robe Swap: Why Congress Wants to Turn the Supreme Court into a Group Chat

The Great Robe Swap: Why Congress Wants to Turn the Supreme Court into a Group Chat

A Satirical Deep Dive into the Constitutional “Oopsie” of Annexing the Judiciary Hakeem Jeffries, a man whose composure usually suggests he’s...

07.05.2026 3

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From Sleeper Cells to Sugar Daddies: National Security Expert Decommissioned Over ‘Sweetheart’ Intelligence Network

From Sleeper Cells to Sugar Daddies: National Security Expert Decommissioned Over ‘Sweetheart’ Intelligence Network

The curious case of Julia Varvaro. Counterterrorism analyst Julia Varvaro traded a top-secret clearance for a top-tier stipend, proving that while she...

01.05.2026 6

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The Golden Passport to the Golden Sands: a Mar-a-Lago Desert Storm

Why deal with the messy intricacies of the 22nd Amendment when you can simply secure a “Golden Passport”? The Sands of Conflict and the Gold of...

26.04.2026 10

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Mar-a-Lago Now Officially a Holy Sanctuary

Executive Order 14122, Creation of a Sanctuary: from Mar-a-Lago to Saint Donald’s of the Deep State. The West Wing was unusually quiet on Tuesday...

21.04.2026 10

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Sneaky Pete’s Reporter ‘Vibe Check’ Backfires

How one man discovered the hard way that the First Amendment isn’t a “vibe check” and the Pentagon isn’t a Buffalo Wild Wings. The marble...

14.04.2026 10

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From ‘Fire and Fury’ to ‘Finger-Lickin’ Fury’: How the Easter Rant Won the KFC Peace

The now-infamous “Easter Rant” on Easter Sunday will surely be studied by confused historians for centuries. The art of the deal has always been...

11.04.2026 10

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Trump Eyes Cuba for Barron

The president is looking to acquire Cuba, but not for the reasons most think. The gold-leafed curtains of the Oval Office parted just enough for the...

27.03.2026 10

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Mullin’s DHS Sets Sights on PBS

15.03.2026 20

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Trump on Truth Social: ‘It was Juan, NOT Jeffrey…’

07.03.2026 20

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Bill’s Big Bounce: The Great Latex Cover-Up of 2002

07.02.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk