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RFK Jr. held a glass of the glyphosate cocktail, staring into it as if it contained the secrets of the universe. The East Room of the White House had...
4 Tons found in pot spill in the ocean: Get your Cheetos handy – here’s Freddy & Frieda’s Excellent Adventure! The L.A. Times, May 21, 2012:...
A Satirical Deep Dive into the Constitutional “Oopsie” of Annexing the Judiciary Hakeem Jeffries, a man whose composure usually suggests he’s...
The Supreme Court decreed Trump’s tariffs illegal. Consumers paid the bulk of them, so we’re due some refunds, right? Years ago, Ray Charles...
Add these campaign requirements for running for public office and you could guarantee a larger voter turnout. We just recently elected a new mayor...
Under a damp umbrella, the President observed that the morning downpour reminded him of a “beautiful British day.” WASHINGTON — In a move...
Jim Comey on Trump’s fascination with numbers: “Trump’s Gangsta ‘Shell’ Game is more dangerous than betting on the Horse’s Head in ‘The...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Slenderville Sheriff Harvey Goggens. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about cruise ship pirates, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
The curious case of Julia Varvaro. Counterterrorism analyst Julia Varvaro traded a top-secret clearance for a top-tier stipend, proving that while she...
Sci-fi and horror movies have a lot going for them. But here are some things they typically miss. Things you rarely (if ever) see in sci-fi/horror...
Mingy CEOs have been refusing to accommodate their pregnant employees. “Mingy” is a useful word. It merges stingy with mean, pretty well summing...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the James Webb Telescope, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
Why deal with the messy intricacies of the 22nd Amendment when you can simply secure a “Golden Passport”? The Sands of Conflict and the Gold of...
Unlike Zapruder, when we have our ‘cells’ with us, we aren’t planning any photos, there just aren’t any phone booths! In 1963, Abraham...
The old food pyramid suggested a balanced diet, including plenty of servings of fruits and vegetables. But not RFK’s. Among the many controversies...
The “Great Wall” is the xenophobic piece of nastiness pushed by Stephen Miller, Trump’s tyrannical anti-immigrant chief. Even in this ugly era...
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth quotes Samuel L. Jackson from “Pulp Fiction,” calls it Ezekiel. Good news, America: we finally know what happens...
Or How Our Family Discovered Margarita Island the Hard Way At JFK airport, we waited for the flight to Caracas to begin our “bargain vacation.” I...
Executive Order 14122, Creation of a Sanctuary: from Mar-a-Lago to Saint Donald’s of the Deep State. The West Wing was unusually quiet on Tuesday...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about 7-11 closing a third of its stores, doesn’t need to be...
Wherein our intrepid radio talk show host interviews astronaut Christina Koch, who flew on the recent moon mission. From beautiful downtown...
Does your answer for the trolley problem change depending on these variations? Test your ethical judgement! 1. Classic Trolley Problem: A trolley is...
Fun deciphering 1st Lady’s Epic Epstein Speech (lost in translation)! Let’s hear what Melania was thinking! Lost in Translation: What She Said vs...
AI profiteers want to divert vast amounts of rural land, water and energy to build and run their Orwellian empires. There’s a clique of plutocratic,...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about MLB being back in full swing, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
How one man discovered the hard way that the First Amendment isn’t a “vibe check” and the Pentagon isn’t a Buffalo Wild Wings. The marble...
A TV show review of “Heated Rivalry” by Lindsey Graham, a definitely not-gay Senator from the fabulous state of South Carolina. Some people have...
In a surprise White House speech, Melania reveals no relationship with Epstein OR Donald! After freeing herself from any Epstein association in her...
The now-infamous “Easter Rant” on Easter Sunday will surely be studied by confused historians for centuries. The art of the deal has always been...
Another incisive, spot-on interview, this one with Paula White, conducted by Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Conservative Capitol...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Herman the Parakeet. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the...
“Money is like manure. It only works if you spread it across the grassroots.” Given the increasing dominance of right-wing politics by arrogant,...
Canada Blows a Raspberry: The Human Rights Commissioner’s Ballad For freedom of speech I’ve a lesson to teach, So learn to go with the flow....
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Miami airport, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Easter Morning “Burning in Hell” Questions from those rarified few falling from grace! Everybody knows, “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy...
Top 10 ways to watch a Trump speech, to help you endure his blusterous orations. “I have a Dream,” “Four Score & Seven years ago,” “No...
That glorious future of “The Metaverse,” promised to us by Silicon Valley’s tech and financial geniuses, has been pronounced DOA. Our future was...
Trump’s prize from Iran is a Trojan Horse that leaks – and arrived way ahead of schedule! Listen in to Donald & Melania Trump wind down from a...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about March Madness 2026, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
The president is looking to acquire Cuba, but not for the reasons most think. The gold-leafed curtains of the Oval Office parted just enough for the...
A ballot initiative to put a one-time wealth tax on the uber-rich has billionaires screaming, “Taxation without representation!” We Americans are...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews competitive eater Joey Chestnut. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about biggest Great White Shark in recorded history, doesn’t need to...
Japan Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi checking her watch while watching her tongue & letting Trump burn bridges! By intimidating Japan’s Prime...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Grok porn, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s...
In their new doomsday compound, each of the uber-rich will be hunkered down in what’s been dubbed a “Billionaire Bunker.” Trust me when I say...
So many beautiful traditions ruthlessly rejected for the sake of wokeism. Time to restore order with a new Inquisition. Oh, greatness, your time has...
It’s time to look back on President Donald J. Trump’s 3rd consecutive term (or 4th or 5th, depending on who you talk to). (Dateline: June 14,...