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Because nothing says ‘populist champion of the common working man’ quite like a latency-free firehose of executive brainwave activity and...
A masterclass in macroeconomic gaslighting from Washington D.C., where gross domestic product sluggishness is merely a state of mind. It is a truth...
Trump is losing face. We already know Laura Loomer has his ear — here are 9 other Black Crows picking at what’s left. Around the world, people are...
That Trump bombed at the rescheduled White House Correspondents’ Dinner is no secret. Here’s what he should’ve said. Our President’s recent,...
The corporate gold rush to an AI future is about good old-fashioned greed. Not that it matters, but sometimes I wonder if the billionaire potentates...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “The Odyssey,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Wherein America’s chief epidemiologist discovers that managing a global pandemic is vastly inferior to his own bobbleheads and avoiding accidental...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show star hosts the Travis Kelce interview. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT, it’s the...
A winged spy, the proverbial ‘fly on the wall,’ spills the beans on what he overheard in DC. Believe me, I’ve heard it all. I’m the proverbial...
The bureaucratic art of the infinite lunch: How to use a federal grant to feed 400,000 nonexistent children without ever turning on a deep fryer....
The entire class of uber-rich corporate royals seems to suffer from irrepressible jerkism. Does becoming a billionaire turn one into an insufferable...
In a Pentagon memo that definitely wasn’t meant for external eyes, defense officials reveal that national security is currently being managed by...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Diddy, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s...
In a sneak attack, General D. J. Trump captures a Doll House for renovations! Little Donnie #13 in series. Debbie’s mom said you sent an army to her...
In a sneak attack, General D. J. Trump captures a Doll House for renovations! Little Donnie #13 in series. Debbie’s mom said you sent an army to her...
Because nothing screams ‘small government efficiency’ quite like a 162-page government manifesto whining that a history museum didn’t spend...
In a stunning move of diplomatic grace, Secretary of State Marco Rubio announces that the best way to prove you’re the “good guys” is to set...
He likes to hurl pejoratives like “lunatic” at his enemies, but lunacy is actually Donald Trump’s stock in trade. Some presidents are known as...
Media critics have long pointed to the “hyperbolic feedback loops” embedded in modern cable news. It used to be that the greatest risk associated...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the FIFA President, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Sadie the Matchmaker. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the...
Per Melania Trump’s pre-nup, she has sex once a year. This year, after Donald’s Election Security Speech, they got busy! In the White House...
In which our heroes in Washington bravely combat the existential threat posed by a new Red Scare: artisanal sourdough, public libraries, and people...
Or: How to turn a 10 billion dollar “I’m mad” lawsuit into a scathing judicial scolding in five easy steps. In the grand tradition of American...
Wanted: Real Men who’ll laugh at this bridesmaid pic & still believe Marriage is an Institution! It recently occurred to me that I was never a...
The group, in their own unique musical way, inform the President just how they feel. Musical plea from the Village People to President Trump, sung to...
Beware billionaires who profess allegiance to America’s democratic values: their allegiance is to themselves. What a show, huh? Big-name...
How Florida’s most elegant former First Daughter is rebranding the First Amendment, one gig at a time. The midday sun over Surfside, Florida does...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Tour De France, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Because nothing says “environmental stewardship” like a casino and a golf course on a former Soviet-era chemical weapons testing site like Sazan...
Musk gave $157 million to Trump’s last election campaign — a clear signal that the system is rigged against us common folk. From Q-Anon nuttiness...
When the revolution meets its own reflection: A chilling encounter with the ghost of George Orwell, where the champagne is expensive, the private...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Taylor and Travis wedding, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
Donald Trump recently aced yet another cognitive exam, but this one was specially tailored for the President. A special cognitive test for a Special...
It’s so bad in the White House bathroom that Trump’s staff’s afraid to light up a cigarette! Trump was furious after reading a string of...
A Comprehensive guide to navigating ideological purity, delete buttons and the inevitable mid-campaign digital lobotomy. The modern American primary...
Here are some great show titles I am generously offering Netflix, while asking only a meager compensation. A Peacemaker of the Eight Wars, a World...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews singer Britney Spears. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Buffalo Bills fans, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Trump-inspired 10 Commandments document, where the only Tablet Moses’ replacement will carry is an ‘Apple’! Since Trump made Moses’ 10...
Watering hole for Republican politicians who dropped the ball for Trump and occasional surprise drop-ins like Joy Behar. Kash Patel & Pete Hegseth...
How JD Vance’s obsession with high-tensile textile architecture plunged the Middle East back into chaos. The Swiss Alps are known for their calming,...
Trump is actually paying companies to not produce wind energy, paying off their contract in a stupid and ignorant waste of money. Once upon a time,...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about movie theaters as wedding chapels, doesn’t need to be...
Tremor in the Timber: How a 30-year career of a Maine moderate collapsed against a kettlebell-swinging, oyster-shucking maniac. The alarm at the...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews a tavern owner from Slenderville, Minnesota. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at...
When they fail, they want us to save their bacon by demanding that “the public” deserves a government bailout. Step right up, folks! Please...
As federal crackdowns loom and financial mysteries multiply, America’s most controversial tightrope walker, Ilhan Omar, is running out of wire. In...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the NY Knicks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Starstruck at Starbucks: A Guide to Star Gazing in a Company Town. Can you put Faces to these Names I spotted in L.A.? A Special Bonus to my...
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