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AI Billionaires Want You to Save Them When They Need a Government Bailout

When they fail, they want us to save their bacon by demanding that “the public” deserves a government bailout. Step right up, folks! Please...

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Jim Hightower

The Teflon Congresswoman: Ilhan Omar’s Masterclass in Political Houdini-ism

The Teflon Congresswoman: Ilhan Omar’s Masterclass in Political Houdini-ism

As federal crackdowns loom and financial mysteries multiply, America’s most controversial tightrope walker, Ilhan Omar, is running out of wire. In...

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/26

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the NY Knicks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...

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Paul Lander

Starstruck at Starbucks!

Starstruck at Starbucks: A Guide to Star Gazing in a Company Town. Can you put Faces to these Names I spotted in L.A.? A Special Bonus to my...

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Marilyn Sands

BREAKING: U.S. Diplomat Trapped in Groundhog Day Announces Iran Deal ‘Two or Three Days Away’ for 38th Consecutive Time

BREAKING: U.S. Diplomat Trapped in Groundhog Day Announces Iran Deal ‘Two or Three Days Away’ for 38th Consecutive Time

The United States announced today that a landmark Iran deal remains approximately “two or three days away.” WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development...

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Habib badawi

The Gilded Age of Billion-Dollar Political Bribery

In the good ol’ days, if you gave a million bucks to a candidate, the donation was scandalous news — political bribery! Remember long, long ago in...

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Jim Hightower

How to Win a War with Beef Jerky and Vibes

How to Win a War with Beef Jerky and Vibes

The Pentagon’s newest strategist: A man who once treated the halls of Congress like a theme park is handed the keys to the kingdom — and decides...

10.06.2026 2

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Up in the Air with Actress Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild: A celebrity sighting that happened twice in 24 hours! #3 in Celebrity Sightings: Morgan Fairchild In 1982, my family & I were on...

09.06.2026 5

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Marilyn Sands

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/8/26

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/8/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Billy Bush supporting Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor, doesn’t need...

08.06.2026 7

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Paul Lander

Autopsy Report: The Great Tote Bag Tragedy of 2024

Autopsy Report: The Great Tote Bag Tragedy of 2024

An autopsy and investigation into how a $1.4 billion political machine suffocated on its own spreadsheets, drowned in Silicon Valley cash, and managed...

07.06.2026 5

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Who Did it? The U.S. President or King Henry VIII?

Take the test: Who did it, the President of the United States or King Henry VIII? Choose for each item: The President and/or King Henry VIII. Leave...

06.06.2026 6

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Gail Mackenzie-Smith

Minnesota Nice Interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host broadcasts a very special Arnold Schwarzenegger interview live. From beautiful downtown Slenderville,...

03.06.2026 10

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Dean Kaner

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about gold bars stashed in an ex-CIA officer home, doesn’t need to be...

02.06.2026 8

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Paul Lander

Shouldn’t Public Protection Be for, You Know, the Public?

The present DOJ has its mission backwards — providing protection for corporate abusers from people seeking justice. A core role of the U.S....

02.06.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

The Fine Art of People Watching

People Watching is primal, starting with Adam & Eve – but because of the low population – they took turns! Everyone knows ‘The Park Bench’...

02.06.2026 8

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Marilyn Sands

The Midnight Dialectic

The MAGA Dialectic Miracle WASHINGTON — The following “Midnight Dialectic” transcript and memo were obtained via a encrypted Signal drop from a...

02.06.2026 8

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

West Wing Alone: The V.P. Who Cried ‘McCallister’

Left in the West Wing alone, it was just another Tuesday VP JD had to survive alone, with snacks and existential dread. WASHINGTON — Oy gevalt, it...

01.06.2026 7

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AI Billionaires to Grassroots People: Shut Up!

Millions of artificial intelligence robots are being installed in nearly every workplace, thanks to the new AI billionaires. Other than the fact that...

28.05.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

The Anti-Weaponization Fund: How to Retire Early on Federal Trespassing

A working-class guide to achieving six-figure financial freedom by disobeying the law and using the Anti-Weaponization Fund. The Department of...

26.05.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/25/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Wisconsin driver driving into freshly poured concrete, doesn’t...

25.05.2026 10

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Paul Lander

‘Mad King’ Ludwig Built Neuschwanstein Castle Under Budget Too!

Bavaria’s most romantic castle, built by ‘Mad King’ Ludwig, was also touted as ‘under budget’ & ‘ahead of schedule’! Top 10 Fun...

25.05.2026 9

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Marilyn Sands

Taking It On the Chin – Sugar Ray Leonard vs Me!

I had the Champ Sugar Ray Leonard boxed in a corner – but with no Punch Lines! Celebrity Sightings: Sugar Ray Leonard Born in North Carolina, Sugar...

22.05.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

The Inequality Merry-Go-Round Built By Stanley Tools

Looks like the real tools were the workers, blithely discarded now that Stanley Tools has orchestrated a move out of the U.S. In this day of AI smart...

21.05.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

Minnesota Nice Interviews Restaurateur Pablo Valencia

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Mexican food restaurateur Pablo Valencia from his studio in Minnesota. From beautiful downtown...

21.05.2026 10

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Dean Kaner

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/18/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Spirit Airlines crowdfunding, doesn’t need to be complicated or...

18.05.2026 10

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Paul Lander

The Manchurian Mayor of Arcadia: How Eileen Wang Lost a City and Alienated the FBI

A suburban spy thriller featuring WeChat directives, propaganda, Eileen Wang and the ultimate political thirst trap. The curious case of Eileen Wang...

16.05.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

The Trump Phone & 9 Other Things the Family Hawked but Never Delivered!

The questionable 14 Carrot Gold color’s not the only grifty thing about this hot Trump phone! Read the fine print: the initial $100 payment for the...

14.05.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

Democrat Insiders: Don’t Forget That You’re Supposed to Be a Party!

Democrat insiders want to rebrand the party as ideologically moderate, but that’s a mistake. Washington’s Democratic Party establishment keeps...

13.05.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

The Emperor’s New Bronze: Trump Unveils the ‘Don Colossus’ in Doral

As the 47th President swaps the Constitution for Caligula, a 22-foot golden Don Colossus idol rises in Florida. The humidity in Doral, Florida,...

13.05.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/12/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jeff Bezos’ superyacht, doesn’t need to be complicated or...

12.05.2026 20

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Paul Lander

Crossing Paths Twice with ‘Skyhook’ – Kareem Abdul Jabbar!

The first of my Celebrity Sightings was Kareem Abdul Jabbar: If only I had a ladder! What does it mean when you’ve seen the same Celebrity twice...

12.05.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

The Great Glyphosate Gala: A Toast to Total Toxicity Truth

RFK Jr. held a glass of the glyphosate cocktail, staring into it as if it contained the secrets of the universe. The East Room of the White House had...

11.05.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Pot Spill: Fish Flounder Just for the Halibut!

4 Tons found in pot spill in the ocean: Get your Cheetos handy – here’s Freddy & Frieda’s Excellent Adventure! The L.A. Times, May 21, 2012:...

09.05.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

The Great Robe Swap: Why Congress Wants to Turn the Supreme Court into a Group Chat

A Satirical Deep Dive into the Constitutional “Oopsie” of Annexing the Judiciary Hakeem Jeffries, a man whose composure usually suggests he’s...

07.05.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Tariffs Ruled Illegal: Where’s Our Refund?

The Supreme Court decreed Trump’s tariffs illegal. Consumers paid the bulk of them, so we’re due some refunds, right? Years ago, Ray Charles...

07.05.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

New Campaign Requirements for Politicians

Add these campaign requirements for running for public office and you could guarantee a larger voter turnout. We just recently elected a new mayor...

06.05.2026 10

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The Royal ‘Cunning Rear-Guard Action’: a King, a Donald, and a Very Damp Umbrella

Under a damp umbrella, the President observed that the morning downpour reminded him of a “beautiful British day.” WASHINGTON — In a move...

04.05.2026 20

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Top 10 Other Numbers That Might Piss Trump Off!

Jim Comey on Trump’s fascination with numbers: “Trump’s Gangsta ‘Shell’ Game is more dangerous than betting on the Horse’s Head in ‘The...

04.05.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

Minnesota Nice Interviews Sheriff Harvey Goggens

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Slenderville Sheriff Harvey Goggens. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5...

04.05.2026 10

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Dean Kaner

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/4/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about cruise ship pirates, doesn’t need to be complicated or...

03.05.2026 20

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Paul Lander

From Sleeper Cells to Sugar Daddies: National Security Expert Decommissioned Over ‘Sweetheart’ Intelligence Network

The curious case of Julia Varvaro. Counterterrorism analyst Julia Varvaro traded a top-secret clearance for a top-tier stipend, proving that while she...

01.05.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Things You Rarely (if Ever) See in Sci-Fi/Horror Movies

Sci-fi and horror movies have a lot going for them. But here are some things they typically miss. Things you rarely (if ever) see in sci-fi/horror...

29.04.2026 10

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How Immoral Have Mingy Corporate Bosses Become?

Mingy CEOs have been refusing to accommodate their pregnant employees. “Mingy” is a useful word. It merges stingy with mean, pretty well summing...

28.04.2026 20

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Jim Hightower

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the James Webb Telescope, doesn’t need to be complicated or...

28.04.2026 20

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Paul Lander

The Golden Passport to the Golden Sands: a Mar-a-Lago Desert Storm

Why deal with the messy intricacies of the 22nd Amendment when you can simply secure a “Golden Passport”? The Sands of Conflict and the Gold of...

26.04.2026 20

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

It All Started with Zapruder: Everyman Wants to Be a Hero!

Unlike Zapruder, when we have our ‘cells’ with us, we aren’t planning any photos, there just aren’t any phone booths! In 1963, Abraham...

24.04.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

The RFK Food Pyramid

The old food pyramid suggested a balanced diet, including plenty of servings of fruits and vegetables. But not RFK’s. Among the many controversies...

24.04.2026 10

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The Fall of Trumpty-Dumpty’s Great Wall

The “Great Wall” is the xenophobic piece of nastiness pushed by Stephen Miller, Trump’s tyrannical anti-immigrant chief. Even in this ugly era...

23.04.2026 20

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Jim Hightower

Pentagon Prayer Goes Full Pulp Fiction

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth quotes Samuel L. Jackson from “Pulp Fiction,” calls it Ezekiel. Good news, America: we finally know what happens...

22.04.2026 20

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Our ‘Bargain Vacation’ in Venezuela

Or How Our Family Discovered Margarita Island the Hard Way At JFK airport, we waited for the flight to Caracas to begin our “bargain vacation.” I...

22.04.2026 10

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