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John Henry had a hammer. Trump had an IQ, and he went down in folklore as “Don Henry.” Once upon a time, there was a mighty steel-driving man...
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy insists that corporate integrity is none of the public’s business. You probably won’t believe this, boys and...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews rapper Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. From beautiful Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT, it’s the...
In a bold, paradigm-shifting move that completely redefines the concept of corporate opportunism, McDonald’s Corporation has officially announced...
Why shouldn’t I be a noted historical figure? Here’s my reasoning for calling me “Howard the Great.” History has many “Greats,” from...
Desperate for a new mouthpiece for his latest enterprise, Little Donnie hires a New Press Secretary, but finds Hiring & Firing a humble chore....
Former 11-day White House icon promises to measure his next tenure as Trump Press Secretary using a stopwatch, a calendar and an air-fryer....
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katie Zacharia fired after five days as White House Press...
Trump wants to make his golf course near Mar-a-Lago a “Camp Trump,” to be like Camp David, but where Color, Creed, Political Party & Sexual...
Because why bother regulating massive industrial pollution when you can just blame the nearest ruminant and its cow farts? Let us begin with a...
To get around the 1970 ban on TV cigarette advertising, General Cigar introduced a product called Tijuana Smalls. By the mid-1960s, everyone knew...
Betrayed by Don Jr. & then his old man, Kimberly Guilfoyle builds her ‘Burn Book’ & gets the last laugh! Fired or let-go, Kimberly...
A humorous family memoir about the menopause that wasn’t. Chapter 1: The Sweats, Scales and Stomach Virus that Signaled Menopause Life was humming...
Because nothing screams “conservative fiscal discipline” quite like sliding a crisp Lincoln under the steering wheel of American democracy and...
If it seems to you like the system is rigged to favor the powerful, you’re right. Here’s the proof. Years ago, a Texas lawmaker got caught using...
J. D. Vance, American Veep, what part of the 25th Amendment don’t you understand? I’m not going to pussy-foot around – you’re dragging your...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Trump naming Katie Zacharia as the new White House Press...
Because nothing says ‘long-term wealth accumulation’ quite like gambling your grocery budget on a Latvian table tennis underdog named Yanis. For...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews snowplow driver Pete Henderson. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM,...
This is not an essay on the moral merits or demerits of capital punishment, nor does it address the question of whether the death penalty is a...
When Donald Trump brought a red-state campaign rally to Oklahoma’s Choctaw sovereign land, history didn’t just repeat itself—it filed for a...
The GOP’s cynical scheme is using the small business label to overpower those very enterprises. I’ve got to hand it to Washington’s Republican...
Because nothing screams “fiscal stability” quite like a government-issued direct deposit of ninety dollars that won’t even cover a single co-pay...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the safety of ‘Moose and Squirrel,’ doesn’t need to be...
The Jig is up for the hapless misfits couple at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. November 2, 2026, the night before Mid-Terms: The White House Bunker with...
A bipartisan effort is now underway in Montana to kill the “Dark Money” trick that corporations use to secretly bankroll candidates. It’s the...
“Annihilate” is such a clean, clinical word for mass vaporization. It’s not “negotiate a favorable containment treaty.” There is a very...
Ed Sheeran explains why it’s okay to discriminate against Uyghur busboys. “Are you done with your dessert, Mr. Sheeran?” a harried Uyghur busboy...
Wherein our intrepid talk Radio Show host interviews retired actor Gus Moron. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota...
Little Donnie, like a dog, holds his own in his school’s John for the ’21 Second Rule!’ 21 Second Rule: All mammals, like a dog for example,...
In which the White House trades the Fourth Estate in the briefing room for preschool coloring books, while law enforcement officials remain entirely...
You’d think the GOP wouldn’t want to revisit that disgraceful chapter of their heritage, yet they are proudly pushing McCarthyism 2026. It’s one...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Charmin ‘Forever Roll,’ doesn’t need to be complicated...
Adam and Eve meet under the tree. It wasn’t original, but it was the only pick-up line he knew. “All the time,” she answered. He took a chance...
Hmmm … tax cuts do not necessarily work … what to do? what to do? For decades, political scientists, economists, and anyone who has ever...
Governor Abbott has now flip-flopped from AI data center hypester to pretend reformer. Governor Abbott, the right-wing hack who is governor of Texas,...
Ferris Bueller can’t hold a candle to this Turncoat! 9 other things “Left for Dead” Mitch says he did on his first day out! “Today, I casted...
MAGAFlation: Because nothing says ‘vibrant, roaring economy’ quite like having to take out a high-interest payday loan to buy three loose,...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Kimmel/Talarico YouTube interview, doesn’t need to be...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews bank teller Tilly Ash, of the Bank of Slenderville. From beautiful downtown Slenderville,...
Okay, we can’t cover all of them: just the last 10 dubious claims! What scares me is somebody out there bought them all! With his cognitive...
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries admonishes the left, while protecting his corporate donor list. As fed-up progressives sweep key primaries and...
Egalitarianism is a philosophy that says that all people are equal and deserve the same rights, opportunities and social status. So, not for...
Newly-discovered never-aired commercial, filmed Sept. 3, 2020: Mike Lindell, founder and CEO of MyPillow, introduces MyVaccine. Hello. I’m Mike...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about U.S. Tennis Open, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
How we learned to stop worrying and blame the Pacific Ocean’s most unruly foreign agitator, El Niño, for global warming. Donald Trump held a...
In the future, popping pills will prepare you for the culture at your vacation destination better than you ever thought possible. The following event...
A bureaucratic autopsy of the Great Diesel Exodus, the traditional school bus, feral youth metallurgists, and the vanishing art of shouting down the...
Because nothing screams “national security readiness” quite like Pentagon turmoil caused by turning the Department of Defense into an exclusive...
If you grew up in a simpler, more wholesome, more innocent time, as I did, you began asking and answering the musical question “What Do You Do With...
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