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When they fail, they want us to save their bacon by demanding that “the public” deserves a government bailout. Step right up, folks! Please...
As federal crackdowns loom and financial mysteries multiply, America’s most controversial tightrope walker, Ilhan Omar, is running out of wire. In...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the NY Knicks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...
Starstruck at Starbucks: A Guide to Star Gazing in a Company Town. Can you put Faces to these Names I spotted in L.A.? A Special Bonus to my...
The United States announced today that a landmark Iran deal remains approximately “two or three days away.” WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a development...
In the good ol’ days, if you gave a million bucks to a candidate, the donation was scandalous news — political bribery! Remember long, long ago in...
The Pentagon’s newest strategist: A man who once treated the halls of Congress like a theme park is handed the keys to the kingdom — and decides...
Morgan Fairchild: A celebrity sighting that happened twice in 24 hours! #3 in Celebrity Sightings: Morgan Fairchild In 1982, my family & I were on...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Billy Bush supporting Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor, doesn’t need...
An autopsy and investigation into how a $1.4 billion political machine suffocated on its own spreadsheets, drowned in Silicon Valley cash, and managed...
Take the test: Who did it, the President of the United States or King Henry VIII? Choose for each item: The President and/or King Henry VIII. Leave...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host broadcasts a very special Arnold Schwarzenegger interview live. From beautiful downtown Slenderville,...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about gold bars stashed in an ex-CIA officer home, doesn’t need to be...
The present DOJ has its mission backwards — providing protection for corporate abusers from people seeking justice. A core role of the U.S....
People Watching is primal, starting with Adam & Eve – but because of the low population – they took turns! Everyone knows ‘The Park Bench’...
The MAGA Dialectic Miracle WASHINGTON — The following “Midnight Dialectic” transcript and memo were obtained via a encrypted Signal drop from a...
Left in the West Wing alone, it was just another Tuesday VP JD had to survive alone, with snacks and existential dread. WASHINGTON — Oy gevalt, it...
Millions of artificial intelligence robots are being installed in nearly every workplace, thanks to the new AI billionaires. Other than the fact that...
A working-class guide to achieving six-figure financial freedom by disobeying the law and using the Anti-Weaponization Fund. The Department of...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Wisconsin driver driving into freshly poured concrete, doesn’t...
Bavaria’s most romantic castle, built by ‘Mad King’ Ludwig, was also touted as ‘under budget’ & ‘ahead of schedule’! Top 10 Fun...
I had the Champ Sugar Ray Leonard boxed in a corner – but with no Punch Lines! Celebrity Sightings: Sugar Ray Leonard Born in North Carolina, Sugar...
Looks like the real tools were the workers, blithely discarded now that Stanley Tools has orchestrated a move out of the U.S. In this day of AI smart...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Mexican food restaurateur Pablo Valencia from his studio in Minnesota. From beautiful downtown...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Spirit Airlines crowdfunding, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
A suburban spy thriller featuring WeChat directives, propaganda, Eileen Wang and the ultimate political thirst trap. The curious case of Eileen Wang...
The questionable 14 Carrot Gold color’s not the only grifty thing about this hot Trump phone! Read the fine print: the initial $100 payment for the...
Democrat insiders want to rebrand the party as ideologically moderate, but that’s a mistake. Washington’s Democratic Party establishment keeps...
As the 47th President swaps the Constitution for Caligula, a 22-foot golden Don Colossus idol rises in Florida. The humidity in Doral, Florida,...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jeff Bezos’ superyacht, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
The first of my Celebrity Sightings was Kareem Abdul Jabbar: If only I had a ladder! What does it mean when you’ve seen the same Celebrity twice...
RFK Jr. held a glass of the glyphosate cocktail, staring into it as if it contained the secrets of the universe. The East Room of the White House had...
4 Tons found in pot spill in the ocean: Get your Cheetos handy – here’s Freddy & Frieda’s Excellent Adventure! The L.A. Times, May 21, 2012:...
A Satirical Deep Dive into the Constitutional “Oopsie” of Annexing the Judiciary Hakeem Jeffries, a man whose composure usually suggests he’s...
The Supreme Court decreed Trump’s tariffs illegal. Consumers paid the bulk of them, so we’re due some refunds, right? Years ago, Ray Charles...
Add these campaign requirements for running for public office and you could guarantee a larger voter turnout. We just recently elected a new mayor...
Under a damp umbrella, the President observed that the morning downpour reminded him of a “beautiful British day.” WASHINGTON — In a move...
Jim Comey on Trump’s fascination with numbers: “Trump’s Gangsta ‘Shell’ Game is more dangerous than betting on the Horse’s Head in ‘The...
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Slenderville Sheriff Harvey Goggens. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about cruise ship pirates, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
The curious case of Julia Varvaro. Counterterrorism analyst Julia Varvaro traded a top-secret clearance for a top-tier stipend, proving that while she...
Sci-fi and horror movies have a lot going for them. But here are some things they typically miss. Things you rarely (if ever) see in sci-fi/horror...
Mingy CEOs have been refusing to accommodate their pregnant employees. “Mingy” is a useful word. It merges stingy with mean, pretty well summing...
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the James Webb Telescope, doesn’t need to be complicated or...
Why deal with the messy intricacies of the 22nd Amendment when you can simply secure a “Golden Passport”? The Sands of Conflict and the Gold of...
Unlike Zapruder, when we have our ‘cells’ with us, we aren’t planning any photos, there just aren’t any phone booths! In 1963, Abraham...
The old food pyramid suggested a balanced diet, including plenty of servings of fruits and vegetables. But not RFK’s. Among the many controversies...
The “Great Wall” is the xenophobic piece of nastiness pushed by Stephen Miller, Trump’s tyrannical anti-immigrant chief. Even in this ugly era...
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth quotes Samuel L. Jackson from “Pulp Fiction,” calls it Ezekiel. Good news, America: we finally know what happens...
Or How Our Family Discovered Margarita Island the Hard Way At JFK airport, we waited for the flight to Caracas to begin our “bargain vacation.” I...