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‘Left for Dead’ Mitch McConnell on His First Day Back in 3 Months

Ferris Bueller can’t hold a candle to this Turncoat! 9 other things “Left for Dead” Mitch says he did on his first day out! “Today, I casted...

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Marilyn Sands

MAGAFlation is Actually Freedom-Flation: Why Paying $12 a Gallon for Gas Means You’re Winning So Hard Your Wallet Cries

MAGAFlation is Actually Freedom-Flation: Why Paying $12 a Gallon for Gas Means You’re Winning So Hard Your Wallet Cries

MAGAFlation: Because nothing says ‘vibrant, roaring economy’ quite like having to take out a high-interest payday loan to buy three loose,...

yesterday 0

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/26

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Kimmel/Talarico YouTube interview, doesn’t need to be...

monday 1

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Paul Lander

Minnesota Nice Interviews Bank Teller Tilly Ash

Minnesota Nice Interviews Bank Teller Tilly Ash

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews bank teller Tilly Ash, of the Bank of Slenderville. From beautiful downtown Slenderville,...

monday 0

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Dean Kaner

Trump’s Dubious Claims: Let Me Count the Ways

Okay, we can’t cover all of them: just the last 10 dubious claims! What scares me is somebody out there bought them all! With his cognitive...

11.09.2026 1

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Marilyn Sands

The Art of the Sidestep: How Hakeem Jeffries Mastered the Fine Art of Telling the Left to Pound Sand

The Art of the Sidestep: How Hakeem Jeffries Mastered the Fine Art of Telling the Left to Pound Sand

House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries admonishes the left, while protecting his corporate donor list. As fed-up progressives sweep key primaries and...

11.09.2026 4

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Billionaires Say America’s Founding Value of Egalitarianism Is Not for Them

Egalitarianism is a philosophy that says that all people are equal and deserve the same rights, opportunities and social status. So, not for...

10.09.2026 3

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Jim Hightower

Mike Lindell of MyPillow Introduces MyVaccine

Mike Lindell of MyPillow Introduces MyVaccine

Newly-discovered never-aired commercial, filmed Sept. 3, 2020: Mike Lindell, founder and CEO of MyPillow, introduces MyVaccine. Hello. I’m Mike...

10.09.2026 5

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/9/26

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/9/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about U.S. Tennis Open, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...

09.09.2026 7

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Paul Lander

The Big Wet and the Bad Hombre: Why El Niño is Packing More Heat Than a Fake Tan on a Windy Day

The Big Wet and the Bad Hombre: Why El Niño is Packing More Heat Than a Fake Tan on a Windy Day

How we learned to stop worrying and blame the Pacific Ocean’s most unruly foreign agitator, El Niño, for global warming. Donald Trump held a...

09.09.2026 6

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Counter Culture

Counter Culture

In the future, popping pills will prepare you for the culture at your vacation destination better than you ever thought possible. The following event...

07.09.2026 7

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Humor Times

Wheels on the School Bus Go Nowhere: Why America’s Yellow Submersible Shortage is Actually a National Security Triumph

Wheels on the School Bus Go Nowhere: Why America’s Yellow Submersible Shortage is Actually a National Security Triumph

A bureaucratic autopsy of the Great Diesel Exodus, the traditional school bus, feral youth metallurgists, and the vanishing art of shouting down the...

06.09.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Pentagon Turmoil: General Patton is Rolling Over in his Grave

Because nothing screams “national security readiness” quite like Pentagon turmoil caused by turning the Department of Defense into an exclusive...

04.09.2026 8

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

What DO You Do With a Drunken Sailor? A Contemporary Approach

If you grew up in a simpler, more wholesome, more innocent time, as I did, you began asking and answering the musical question “What Do You Do With...

03.09.2026 6

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Lot Hildegard

Billionaires Playing Cowboys … At Our Expense

They fly in on private jets and strut around playing cowboys, meanwhile pricing out real ranchers with their huge landholdings. Let’s all gather...

02.09.2026 6

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Jim Hightower

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Candace Cameron Bure, doesn’t need to be complicated or...

01.09.2026 7

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Paul Lander

The Hormuz Hostage Crisis: Tehran Delivers its Demands to Trump

Iran says the U.S. must meet certain demands to end the Hormuz hostage crisis. Because when international mediators ask you to draw up terms for...

01.09.2026 8

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Minnesota Nice Interviews His Cleaning Lady Heddy Sedwick

Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews his own cleaning lady. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM, it’s the...

29.08.2026 10

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Dean Kaner

So Tired of Winning, We’re Practically Out of Breath: How the American Dream Became a 28th Place Participation Trophy

Tired of winning? Why settle for actual, tangible financial security when you can have the ‘greatest nation on earth’ vibe? Donald J. Trump...

29.08.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Not All Problems Are Global or National: Think Local

Hundreds of local and state officials are striving to “think local” and do something about the real problems our people face. Public leadership...

27.08.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

Make America Affordable Again (by Accident, and for Exactly 90 Days)

Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love affordable foreign ground beef to save the midterms. There is nothing quite like the cold, hard awakening...

26.08.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/24/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ed Sheeran, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...

24.08.2026 10

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Paul Lander

Digital Currencies: A Guide to Getting Poor in Binary Language

In the ultimate globalist fever dream, nations are moving toward linking member digital currencies. Or, why your bank account is becoming a...

23.08.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

‘You Are All That Matters to Me’ & Other Mating Red Flags!

Red Flags: Donald Trump has Natalie Harp, other Presidents have had their Mata Hari’s too! * In 1917, Mata Hari was executed by a firing squad for...

22.08.2026 10

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Marilyn Sands

Trump Decrees ‘All-American Names’ for All 50 States

“Once we’ve got modern All-American names for all fifty states, we’ll start renaming cities like Chicago.” — President Trump President...

21.08.2026 10

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Humor Times

Big Tech Is the New Feudalism – Here’s How to Fight Back

Big Tech, Big Finance and Big Government are colluding to dig us into the unfathomable hole of artificial intelligence. “If you find that you’ve...

20.08.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

Mike Lindell’s Lumpy Defeat is Just the Proverbial Goose Down Pillow Fight We Deserve

Nothing screams “viable executive leadership” quite like weeping into a compressible block of shredded polyurethane (like Lindell’s fake goose...

19.08.2026 20

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/17/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Liz Cho, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s...

17.08.2026 10

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Paul Lander

Minnesota Nice Interviews UPS Driver Warren Fletcher

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews UPS Driver Warren Fletcher. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT-FM,...

17.08.2026 20

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Dean Kaner

The Great American Seal Gasket Crisis: When the Reflecting Pool Became a National Security Threat

Nothing says ‘civil disorder’ quite like a $14 million waterproof lining peeling off the Reflecting Pool like a sunburnt tourist’s...

15.08.2026 10

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Name the Dictator: a Quiz

See if you can Name the Dictator! To which dictator does each statement apply: Hitler, Stalin, Kim Jong Un or Trump? Name the Dictator – Please no...

13.08.2026 20

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Marilyn Sands

Voters Rebel Against Effort by Missouri GOP to Kill Voter Rights

GOP lawmakers are disgusted by your voter rights and are working to eliminate them. It’s no secret that voters are increasingly disgusted by...

12.08.2026 10

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Jim Hightower

How J.D. Vance Traded the Vice Presidency for a Shit-Posting Lifestyle … and MAGA Loves It!

From Hillbilly Elegy to Hillbilly Edge-Lord: Why America’s second-in-command decided that the Vice Presidency was boring, but calling journalists...

12.08.2026 20

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/10/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Costco organic chicken, doesn’t need to be complicated or...

10.08.2026 10

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Paul Lander

The Million-Dollar Megaphone: Why Selling Presidential Brainwave Activity to Wall Street at Millisecond Speeds is Actually Peak Economic Patriotism

Because nothing says ‘populist champion of the common working man’ quite like a latency-free firehose of executive brainwave activity and...

09.08.2026 20

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Behold the Glorious 1.5% Gross Domestic Product: Why You Are Actually Filthy Rich and Experiencing Pure Economic Bliss

A masterclass in macroeconomic gaslighting from Washington D.C., where gross domestic product sluggishness is merely a state of mind. It is a truth...

06.08.2026 20

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Donald Trump is Losing Face & a Whole Lot More

Trump is losing face. We already know Laura Loomer has his ear — here are 9 other Black Crows picking at what’s left. Around the world, people are...

06.08.2026 20

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Marilyn Sands

Where Donald Trump Bombed the Most: No, Not Iran – The White House Correspondents’ Dinner

That Trump bombed at the rescheduled White House Correspondents’ Dinner is no secret. Here’s what he should’ve said. Our President’s recent,...

05.08.2026 20

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Howard Zaharoff

The Data Center Revolt Is a Populist Rebellion Against Corporate-Ruled AI Future

The corporate gold rush to an AI future is about good old-fashioned greed. Not that it matters, but sometimes I wonder if the billionaire potentates...

04.08.2026 20

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Jim Hightower

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/3/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “The Odyssey,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing;...

03.08.2026 20

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Paul Lander

Dear Diary, They’re Buying the Bobbleheads Again!

Wherein America’s chief epidemiologist discovers that managing a global pandemic is vastly inferior to his own bobbleheads and avoiding accidental...

03.08.2026 20

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Minnesota Nice: Travis Kelce Interview

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show star hosts the Travis Kelce interview. From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT, it’s the...

02.08.2026 30

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Dean Kaner

The Proverbial ‘Fly on the Wall’ Visits Washington, D.C.

A winged spy, the proverbial ‘fly on the wall,’ spills the beans on what he overheard in DC. Believe me, I’ve heard it all. I’m the proverbial...

01.08.2026 20

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Michael J. Mangano

From Grand Invoices to Grand Chick Peas: Why Dearborners Deserve 800,000 Imaginary Pita Pockets Before the Lunch Rush

The bureaucratic art of the infinite lunch: How to use a federal grant to feed 400,000 nonexistent children without ever turning on a deep fryer....

31.07.2026 20

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Corporate Royals Say: Get Out of Our Way, Fools!

The entire class of uber-rich corporate royals seems to suffer from irrepressible jerkism. Does becoming a billionaire turn one into an insufferable...

30.07.2026 20

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Jim Hightower

Pentagon Keg Fridays: Hegseth’s Situation Room Literally Has a Reset Button

In a Pentagon memo that definitely wasn’t meant for external eyes, defense officials reveal that national security is currently being managed by...

28.07.2026 20

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/27/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Diddy, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s...

27.07.2026 20

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Paul Lander

Little Donnie #13: Suiting Up for Battle Next Door!

In a sneak attack, General D. J. Trump captures a Doll House for renovations! Little Donnie #13 in series. Debbie’s mom said you sent an army to her...

26.07.2026 20

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Marilyn Sands

Little Donnie #13: Suiting Up for Battle Next Door!

In a sneak attack, General D. J. Trump captures a Doll House for renovations! Little Donnie #13 in series. Debbie’s mom said you sent an army to her...

26.07.2026 20

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Marilyn Sands

The Great Smithsonian Crayon Conspiracy: Why Teaching History Is Now Considered Woke Treason

Because nothing screams ‘small government efficiency’ quite like a 162-page government manifesto whining that a history museum didn’t spend...

25.07.2026 30

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Dr. M.s. Malaszczyk