A winged spy, the proverbial ‘fly on the wall,’ spills the beans on what he overheard in DC.

Believe me, I’ve heard it all. I’m the proverbial ‘fly on the wall’ you’ve always heard about, and I’ve got dirt on more famous (and infamous) people than you can shake a fly swatter at. (Ha, ha, a little insect humor.)

I haven’t been able to get much recently on Trump and Melania, since she avoids Washington (or her husband, take your pick) like off-the-rack clothing. The only thing I heard recently was them going at it one night on one of his rare visits to her bedroom (which she keeps double-locked). Melania was demanding a new prenup. “Based on what?” Trump asked. “I don’t know,” Melania answered. “Maybe the fact that a wife can’t be forced to testify against her husband?”

And one day, while I was buzzing around the VP’s office, Vance and Rubio were debating (to put it mildly) which one of them should be the next presidential........

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