Per Melania Trump’s pre-nup, she has sex once a year.  This year, after Donald’s Election Security Speech, they got busy!

In the White House bedroom, Donald and Melania discuss her pre-nup obligations.

You know our Wedding Night…

How many times do I have to say it was me, not you!

You bet’cha – I’m always ready!

No woman ever kicked........

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