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Desperate for a new mouthpiece for his latest enterprise, Little Donnie hires a New Press Secretary, but finds Hiring & Firing a humble chore....
Trump wants to make his golf course near Mar-a-Lago a “Camp Trump,” to be like Camp David, but where Color, Creed, Political Party & Sexual...
Betrayed by Don Jr. & then his old man, Kimberly Guilfoyle builds her ‘Burn Book’ & gets the last laugh! Fired or let-go, Kimberly...
J. D. Vance, American Veep, what part of the 25th Amendment don’t you understand? I’m not going to pussy-foot around – you’re dragging your...
The Jig is up for the hapless misfits couple at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. November 2, 2026, the night before Mid-Terms: The White House Bunker with...
Little Donnie, like a dog, holds his own in his school’s John for the ’21 Second Rule!’ 21 Second Rule: All mammals, like a dog for example,...
Ferris Bueller can’t hold a candle to this Turncoat! 9 other things “Left for Dead” Mitch says he did on his first day out! “Today, I casted...
Okay, we can’t cover all of them: just the last 10 dubious claims! What scares me is somebody out there bought them all! With his cognitive...
Red Flags: Donald Trump has Natalie Harp, other Presidents have had their Mata Hari’s too! * In 1917, Mata Hari was executed by a firing squad for...
See if you can Name the Dictator! To which dictator does each statement apply: Hitler, Stalin, Kim Jong Un or Trump? Name the Dictator – Please no...
Trump is losing face. We already know Laura Loomer has his ear — here are 9 other Black Crows picking at what’s left. Around the world, people are...
In a sneak attack, General D. J. Trump captures a Doll House for renovations! Little Donnie #13 in series. Debbie’s mom said you sent an army to her...
In a sneak attack, General D. J. Trump captures a Doll House for renovations! Little Donnie #13 in series. Debbie’s mom said you sent an army to her...
Per Melania Trump’s pre-nup, she has sex once a year. This year, after Donald’s Election Security Speech, they got busy! In the White House...
Wanted: Real Men who’ll laugh at this bridesmaid pic & still believe Marriage is an Institution! It recently occurred to me that I was never a...
It’s so bad in the White House bathroom that Trump’s staff’s afraid to light up a cigarette! Trump was furious after reading a string of...
Trump-inspired 10 Commandments document, where the only Tablet Moses’ replacement will carry is an ‘Apple’! Since Trump made Moses’ 10...
Watering hole for Republican politicians who dropped the ball for Trump and occasional surprise drop-ins like Joy Behar. Kash Patel & Pete Hegseth...
Starstruck at Starbucks: A Guide to Star Gazing in a Company Town. Can you put Faces to these Names I spotted in L.A.? A Special Bonus to my...
Morgan Fairchild: A celebrity sighting that happened twice in 24 hours! #3 in Celebrity Sightings: Morgan Fairchild In 1982, my family & I were on...
People Watching is primal, starting with Adam & Eve – but because of the low population – they took turns! Everyone knows ‘The Park Bench’...
Bavaria’s most romantic castle, built by ‘Mad King’ Ludwig, was also touted as ‘under budget’ & ‘ahead of schedule’! Top 10 Fun...
I had the Champ Sugar Ray Leonard boxed in a corner – but with no Punch Lines! Celebrity Sightings: Sugar Ray Leonard Born in North Carolina, Sugar...
The questionable 14 Carrot Gold color’s not the only grifty thing about this hot Trump phone! Read the fine print: the initial $100 payment for the...
The first of my Celebrity Sightings was Kareem Abdul Jabbar: If only I had a ladder! What does it mean when you’ve seen the same Celebrity twice...
4 Tons found in pot spill in the ocean: Get your Cheetos handy – here’s Freddy & Frieda’s Excellent Adventure! The L.A. Times, May 21, 2012:...
Jim Comey on Trump’s fascination with numbers: “Trump’s Gangsta ‘Shell’ Game is more dangerous than betting on the Horse’s Head in ‘The...
Unlike Zapruder, when we have our ‘cells’ with us, we aren’t planning any photos, there just aren’t any phone booths! In 1963, Abraham...
Fun deciphering 1st Lady’s Epic Epstein Speech (lost in translation)! Let’s hear what Melania was thinking! Lost in Translation: What She Said vs...
In a surprise White House speech, Melania reveals no relationship with Epstein OR Donald! After freeing herself from any Epstein association in her...
Easter Morning “Burning in Hell” Questions from those rarified few falling from grace! Everybody knows, “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy...
Top 10 ways to watch a Trump speech, to help you endure his blusterous orations. “I have a Dream,” “Four Score & Seven years ago,” “No...
Trump’s prize from Iran is a Trojan Horse that leaks – and arrived way ahead of schedule! Listen in to Donald & Melania Trump wind down from a...
Japan Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi checking her watch while watching her tongue & letting Trump burn bridges! By intimidating Japan’s Prime...
Listen in at a watering hole for Republican politicians like Merrick Garland and others who dropped the ball for Trump! Robert Mueller, Merrick...