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Yours Truly Has a Talk with The Man Upstairs! #2

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My Favorite Movie Scene: ‘Sideways’

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Today I Changed My Horoscope Sign!

01.08.2025 2

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Insecure About His Popularity, Trump Throws Red Meat Swag Bags Against the Wall

26.07.2025 4

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Comedy & Political Correctness: A Friggin’ Showstopper!

23.07.2025 6

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Where, Oh Where Could the Epstein Client List Be?

13.07.2025 4

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Things to Do While Waiting for the 2026 Midterms, Without Going Blind!

09.07.2025 3

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Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

01.07.2025 2

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Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!

27.06.2025 10

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‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!

23.06.2025 5

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Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!

18.06.2025 6

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Don’t Reign on My Parade!

09.06.2025 4

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The Slap/Shove Heard Round the World: The French Call It LOVE!

06.06.2025 5

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The Slap/Shove Heard Round the World: The French Call It LOVE!

01.06.2025 20

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Party Line: Old School Evesdropping!

17.05.2025 4

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Little Donnie’s Ponzi Playdate #8

06.05.2025 4

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Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!

30.04.2025 10

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The Buck Never Stops Here!

25.04.2025 20

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America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!

23.04.2025 3

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Where Disillusioned Trump Voters Got It Wrong: Their Top 13 Sheepish Sayings That Even Confucius Would Envy!

13.04.2025 10

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Dear Ivanka, Come & Get Him!

08.04.2025 4

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Canadians Give Cold Shoulder to ‘Americanization’ & Get the Last Laugh!

31.03.2025 4

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Little Donnie & His Lawless Band of Yes Men! #7

28.03.2025 3

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‘Impresario Trump’ Picks Kennedy Center Honorees from ‘Republicans Got Talent’

22.03.2025 7

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Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

18.03.2025 3

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Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!

11.03.2025 10

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Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

07.03.2025 3

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Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

28.02.2025 3

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Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump

24.02.2025 2

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‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

19.02.2025 6

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Trump to Renovate Heaven, Move Residents to Hell for Rebuild

14.02.2025 5

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GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!

09.02.2025 10

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Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6

05.02.2025 10

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Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!

29.01.2025 2

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Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!

24.01.2025 5

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Hellish Fire Escape & False Evacuation Notice: Panic in the Packing!

14.01.2025 7

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Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here!  Therapy Session #2 ME (high-anxiety) I slept on it...

08.01.2025 2

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Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!

Sitting in the therapist’s office for my inauguration anxiety. THERAPIST And why are we here today, Marilyn? ME (looks around) January 20th. DOC...

04.01.2025 8

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Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside down, our citizens are screaming for Bacon & Trump’s picking his Cabinet from ‘The Yellow...

19.12.2024 3

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A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!

I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit GOP” to account for our current Apres-Election walking wounded: The DEMS! To...

13.12.2024 10

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All I’ll Ever Need to Know is from 1940’s Movies!

Old movies contain all you really need to know. Whether it was B&W or early color, 1940’s Movies conjure up something nostalgic in different...

11.12.2024 4

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Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!

Caught in mid-prayer in my holey pajamas, the Man Upstairs (God) suddenly picks-up on his 24 hour/365 days WhatsUpApp! GOD Repeat that again,...

26.11.2024 5

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‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

No one can deny what the best ingredient is in a BLT. Whether you buy it at Target, Piggly Wiggly or in a Dark Alley – you better bring home the...

15.11.2024 4

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SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice to help get us out of this collective funk! On the evening of...

07.11.2024 3

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Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!

You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ are just that! 1.  SO NO, DONALD – HE ALWAYS TOOK BATHS! 2.  FOR...

30.10.2024 3

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Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a Cult: Top 10 . I thought I should go one step further & figure out how to convert them to...

26.10.2024 2

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America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, I peek into the room at “Al Gorithms Troll Farm” in St. Petersburg, where...

25.10.2024 2

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Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?

17.10.2024 2

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Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, but he was just getting started.  I remember it was a...

07.10.2024 3

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Top 10 Election Day Bets!

To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten 1 Dollar Bills. I’ll wait. Put up a dollar for every question.  You must answer all 10...

03.10.2024 2

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