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Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!

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Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!

24.01.2025 5

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Hellish Fire Escape & False Evacuation Notice: Panic in the Packing!

14.01.2025 4

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Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here!  Therapy Session #2 ME (high-anxiety) I slept on it...

08.01.2025 1

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Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!

Sitting in the therapist’s office for my inauguration anxiety. THERAPIST And why are we here today, Marilyn? ME (looks around) January 20th. DOC...

04.01.2025 6

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Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside down, our citizens are screaming for Bacon & Trump’s picking his Cabinet from ‘The...

19.12.2024 3

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A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!

I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit GOP” to account for our current Apres-Election walking wounded: The DEMS! To...

13.12.2024 6

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All I’ll Ever Need to Know is from 1940’s Movies!

Old movies contain all you really need to know. Whether it was B&W or early color, 1940’s Movies conjure up something nostalgic in different...

11.12.2024 2

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Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!

Caught in mid-prayer in my holey pajamas, the Man Upstairs (God) suddenly picks-up on his 24 hour/365 days WhatsUpApp! GOD Repeat that again,...

26.11.2024 5

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‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

No one can deny what the best ingredient is in a BLT. Whether you buy it at Target, Piggly Wiggly or in a Dark Alley – you better bring home the...

15.11.2024 4

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SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice to help get us out of this collective funk! On the evening of...

07.11.2024 2

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Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!

You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ are just that! 1.  SO NO, DONALD – HE ALWAYS TOOK BATHS! 2.  FOR...

30.10.2024 1

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Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a Cult: Top 10 . I thought I should go one step further & figure out how to convert them to...

26.10.2024 2

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America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, I peek into the room at “Al Gorithms Troll Farm” in St. Petersburg,...

25.10.2024 2

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Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?

17.10.2024 2

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Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, but he was just getting started.  I remember it was a...

07.10.2024 3

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Top 10 Election Day Bets!

To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten 1 Dollar Bills. I’ll wait. Put up a dollar for every question.  You must answer all 10...

03.10.2024 2

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Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!

Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free spirit and supporter. Well, so was Eva Braun, but she also made Schnitzel!  haha As a woman & another...

18.09.2024 1

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Little Donnie Snubbed by Yet Another Girl Who Thinks He’s Weird! #4

Donnie snubbed again: Thursday, September 1952 6 years old. MRS. TRUMP Okay, which little girl doesn’t like you now? LITTLE DONNIE Susala MRS....

25.08.2024 3

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Is Kamala Harris Qualified to be President?

Indicted Trump lawyer John Eastman wrote in a 2020 op-ed that Kamala Harris’ parents were in the USA on an expired student visa, so she’s not...

31.07.2024 2

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