Ferris Bueller can’t hold a candle to this Turncoat! 9 other things “Left for Dead” Mitch says he did on his first day out!

“Today, I casted my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June.  I’ll try to be present for critical votes.” — Mitch McConnell, September 14, 2026, after being left for dead for three........

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