The Jig is up for the hapless misfits couple at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

November 2, 2026, the night before Mid-Terms: The White House Bunker with our two misfits.

We had a good run didn’t we, Mel?

You promised I’d be Billionaire & get rid of that tall boy that hangs around that you had with your Handmaiden, Natalie Harp!

Well, she wanted something to have from me when I go.

How about your Printer!

Don’t be silly – she wanted to feel my manly mojo – the ultimate in Groupie experiences.

You mean The Pump – the Penis Pump?

You ruin all my fantasies!

I could’ve had Canada’s Justin Trudeau or any number of........

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