Bridesmaid Blues, Mauve & Sometimes Puce: Mansplaining Wedding F**kup Traditions!
Wanted: Real Men who’ll laugh at this bridesmaid pic & still believe Marriage is an Institution!
It recently occurred to me that I was never a Bridesmaid!
Grandmother of the Bride (in 6 weeks)
But never a Bridesmaid & if I’m asked in the future, that would be a miracle! I think the statute of limitations on age has expired – anyway, what color goes with a Walker? haha
I guess I should be glad I never had the angst wearing a freaky Puce dress that hangs in every girl’s closet.
But I noticed at every wedding I’ve been to there was at least one stink-eye! And, it wasn’t the Groom on the Cake!
It was always a Bridesmaid fake-smiling as if she loves the dress! And, she........
