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Bridesmaid Blues, Mauve & Sometimes Puce: Mansplaining Wedding F**kup Traditions!

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15.07.2026

Wanted: Real Men who’ll laugh at this bridesmaid pic & still believe Marriage is an Institution!

It recently occurred to me that I was never a Bridesmaid!  

Grandmother of the Bride (in 6 weeks)

But never a Bridesmaid & if I’m asked in the future, that would be a miracle!  I think the statute of limitations on age has expired – anyway, what color goes with a Walker?  haha

I guess I should be glad I never had the angst wearing a freaky Puce dress that hangs in every girl’s closet.

But I noticed at every wedding I’ve been to there was at least one stink-eye!  And, it wasn’t the Groom on the Cake!

It was always a Bridesmaid fake-smiling as if she loves the dress!  And, she........

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