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Brian Beacom

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'What has BBC Scotland ever done for us? Not a lot, lately'

The signals being broadcast from Pacific Quay weren’t great from the start. Almost 20 years ago, the BBC's new development opened at a cost of...

22.08.2026 20

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Curtain up on 2026: The Scottish theatre shows set to change your life this spring

Honestly, the following words are not hot from the Christmas book of hyperbole. They’ve not been typed up while high on mulled wine and wild...

28.12.2025 10

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Christmas films are moronic, fake-snow strewn nonsense so why do I Iove them so much?

Here’s a Yuletide fact; Christmas films are made for people with a low attention span.  The plots are so predictable you can easily follow the...

06.12.2025 20

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From the highs of Taggart and High Road, how did it go so wrong for STV?

Bernard Ponsonby, STV's former political editor , said he does not think the Glasgow-based station “has a future” after it announced it would cut...

29.11.2025 10

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Farewell, Shirley – you spoke to a generation of women but what did you say?

Pauline Collins, who picked up Olivier and Tony Awards for her performance of Shirley Valentine – and just missed out on an Oscar in 1989 to Jessica...

19.11.2025 10

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It's no wonder Scottish actors are angry Mhairi Black is stealing their jobs

Does the decision by BBC Scotland to cast ex-SNP MP Mhairi Black in a new TV drama look anything but daft? Is it any surprise that Scotland’s acting...

06.11.2025 20

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Why is there no statue to the greatest Scots female talent of her generation?

Why is there no statue of Dorothy Paul in Dennistoun?  Why is it that the comedy star - arguably the greatest Scots female talent of her generation -...

03.11.2025 40

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You win Amanda Holden’s new gameshow by lying. That's not OK

I just tuned in by accident and caught 10 minutes of Amanda Holden’s new gameshow, The Celebrity Inner Circle. But aside from the mild shock of...

31.10.2025 10

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I've known Kaye Adams for 40 years - this is the real story behind her BBC suspension

Kaye Adams has been suspended from the BBC but these allegations aren't representative of the woman I know, says showbusiness writer Brian Beacom ...

23.10.2025 40

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How did I get so old that checking Waitrose vouchers is the highlight of my week?

My day is destroyed – and it’s not yet 9am. Radio Four’s Today programme is gently closing with its usually amusing And Finally - but today...

20.10.2025 10

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How it all went wrong for our favourite pop-poet princess Taylor Swift

What to make of Taylor Swift, via her new album? Another wonderful example of a young woman controlling her own destiny, whose lyrics are often...

08.10.2025 20

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I am not a fan of Irish writer Samuel Beckett

I’m perplexed. What’s troubling is whether or not to go see Beckett’s Waiting for Godot, announced for the Citz in the New Year. I know what...

27.09.2025 20

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So Robert Redford was over-rated, was he? What nonsense - he was a true star

There was never an argument that Robert Redford was one of the greatest actors this side of the Pecos. Don’t get me wrong; no one, surely, is saying...

22.09.2025 20

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Here are seven infamous Scottish characters who would make great Hollywood movies

Where do these American superstar actors get off, thinking they can come over here and appropriate our identities, our sun burnt skin, and our...

08.09.2025 20

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Let's make a little space for the best Fringe shows in theatres across Scotland

What are you feeling now that the Edinburgh Fringe has gone? Is not being able to take off to Edinburgh and take your pick from 3893 productions...

01.09.2025 20

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The surprising link between Nicola Sturgeon and the Bay City Rollers

Come on. Surely you can see it too? Hasn’t the release of Nicola Sturgeon’s memoir and the arrival of the new Bay City Rollers musical, set to...

18.08.2025 20

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Do we really want applause-hungry politicians taking over the Fringe?

Legions of politicians are again taking to the stage at the Fringe this year. And it’s fair to say it’s not a universally popular idea, with...

11.08.2025 20

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I'm not Gen Z but I love a bit of Wednesday Addams - the reboot remains darkly comic

Okay, I’m most certainly not the target audience for Wednesday, (Netflix, Wednesday, of course). But because I’m not Gen Z doesn’t mean I...

11.08.2025 20

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I loved Mrs Brown's Boys but it is time for it to be put out of its misery

I’m about to make a suggestion that it won’t be universally well received, (and produce accusations of international class hypocrisy); the BBC...

04.08.2025 30

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Real-life at Fringe: The only people who came to my show were drunks and sea cadets

Has there been a greater lure in all the entertainment universe than the mad fools’ gold rush that is the Edinburgh Fringe? Why would our...

25.07.2025 20

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Beset by scandals on all sides, the too-big-for-its-boots-BBC can't go on like this Glastonbury row, MasterChef misconduct, impartiality relating to Israel and Gaza and the inexcusable idiocy revealed over the Hamas documentary - so where now for the BBC?

Auntie is getting in the neck these days. In fact, she’s getting it in the neck so often it’s a wonder her throat isn’t gushing leaks. But is it...

20.07.2025 30

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How far can writers stray from the truth? Not too far, Raynor

How much does ‘truth’ matter in the stories we’re presented with on stage, television and film? As we know, Hamilton wasn’t entirely...

10.07.2025 20

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If you love Glasgow so much, Lana, maybe you could do more than 14 songs?

Don’t you just hope that when Lana Del Rey next pays for her latte at Starbucks she opens the lid to discover it’s only half full? Or that when...

03.07.2025 20

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Glastonbury - a field of dreams? More like nightmares!

It’s a mud swamp in the middle of Somerset, not at all cute like Shrek’s, instead strewn with plastic bottles, discarded prophylactics and...

27.06.2025 30

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'When we saw him collapse, live on stage, we didn’t know what happened'

On April 15, 1984, the watching world saw comedy legend Tommy Cooper die on stage at Her Majesty’s Theatre in London while appearing on live...

23.06.2025 20

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Oasis spat with Edinburgh Council is more fun than going to their Murrayfield gig The war of social media words took place between Liam Gallagher and Edinburgh Council, the latter claiming potential attendees to Oasis concerts at Murrayfield may well be ‘middle-aged’, ‘intoxicated’, and ‘rowdy’. Well, I never.

Come on, you have to admit, you like these little celebrity spats, don’t you? The likes of the slaps exchanged this week by writer JK Rowling - from...

23.06.2025 20

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When even Downton's Mrs Hughes turns to cosy crime, you know TV is in trouble

It’s hard to disagree with Phyllis Logan’s feeling that the body that is TV cosy crime dramas should be taken out the back, shot through the head...

16.06.2025 30

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