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Arwa Mahdawi

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When Trump accuses others of wrongdoing, you can bet he’s up to something himself

When Trump accuses others of wrongdoing, you can bet he’s up to something himself

America’s mad king is spiraling. Donald Trump’s approval ratings are mired in the 30s as the Iran war rages on with no end in sight. As prices...

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Pete Hegseth wants testosterone for his soldiers. Finally, some gender-affirming care

Pete Hegseth wants testosterone for his soldiers. Finally, some gender-affirming care

One day perhaps Pete Hegseth will make the news for doing something worthwhile, something that makes his mother proud. One day perhaps we’ll see a...

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Ali G is back. I really wish he wasn’t

Ali G is back. I really wish he wasn’t

Have we not suffered enough? The US is currently in the throes of a parasite-induced watery diarrhoea outbreak while being governed by a mad king...

15.07.2026 10

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The truth about Pete Hegseth’s strange campaign against beards

The truth about Pete Hegseth’s strange campaign against beards

The year is 2018 and Pete Hegseth has just come back from his summer holidays. Hegseth, who is still just a Fox News host, not a defense secretary...

15.07.2026 10

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Is Mitch McConnell secretly deceased?

Is Mitch McConnell secretly deceased?

Is Mitch McConnell dead? This shouldn’t be a difficult question to answer. The response is either “yes”, “no”, or something along the lines...

11.07.2026 20

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Tom Kean got months of paid sick leave – after voting against it for others

The mystery of the missing congressman has finally been solved. Almost four months ago Tom Kean Jr, a Republican, vanished from public view. He missed...

04.07.2026 20

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I’m putting creatine in my breakfast - but will it make me stronger, healthier and happier?

I like to think that I’m not an easily influenced person who chases every trend. But what can I say? It can be hard to resist the power of the...

03.07.2026 20

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Is heterosexuality hopeless?

As we wrap up pride month, I think the International Committee for Homosexual Advancement should give itself a pat on the back. Despite a challenging...

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Doubt that Elon Musk ‘earned’ his trillion? Rightwing media says you’re in an ‘impotent envy cult’

For 12 glorious days in June, Elon Musk experienced something nobody else in the history of humankind has ever experienced: trillionaire status. Did...

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The UFC fighter who mocked Michelle Obama claims it was all a compliment

Michelle Obama should feel honoured, apparently. Do you know what the greatest compliment you can give a woman is? It’s not telling her she’s...

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Is the world about to be overrun by trans mice? Not if congresswoman Nancy Mace has anything to do with it

First they came for your children. As Donald Trump has claimed without evidence (because facts are woke), US schoolkids have been getting...

24.06.2026 20

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JD Vance has written another book? Couldn’t he just concentrate on his day job?

Has JD Vance been injecting Barron Trump’s new energy drink straight into his veins? It would explain a few things, including how the man manages to...

24.06.2026 20

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DC’s ‘renovated’ pool reflects the Trump administration’s dangerous hubris

Trump has spent millions creating a giant swamp in DC It’s been a busy week for the US’s birthday boy. First, there was the cage fight on the...

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The curious case of Elias Thorne – and what he tells us about AI inbreeding

Ever heard of a shadowy figure called Elias Thorne? If you haven’t, try asking an AI chatbot to tell you a story. In recent months, tech types and...

17.06.2026 50

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What Jared and Ivanka want, Jared and Ivanka get? Not if Albania’s ‘flamingo revolution’ has any say in it

Have the Albanians even said thank you once? It’s been moan, moan, moan for weeks now on the streets of Tirana just because Ivanka Trump and Jared...

17.06.2026 20

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Momfluencers are co-parenting with AI. Is it better than a man?

In honour of Pride I’d like to share some important news: Being Straight is Great, Actually! This public service announcement is brought to you by...

13.06.2026 20

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From Goop to ‘Gwynocide’: why is Gwyneth Paltrow starring in a luxury Israeli real estate ad?

Gwyneth Paltrow has built a wellness empire by encouraging people to put questionable things in their mouths and up their orifices. Over the years the...

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Think Musk the billionaire was bad? Brace yourself for Musk the trillionaire

“Whoever said ‘money can’t buy happiness’ really knew what they were talking about,” Elon Musk wrote in February on Twitter/X, the social...

09.06.2026 40

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Jill Biden’s book is the last thing we need right now

Forget the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fight being held on the White House lawn, if you want to tune in to a far more amusing brawl, may I...

06.06.2026 40

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Why is Hasan Piker ‘not conducive to the public good’? Because on Gaza, we punish the witness, not the crime

This week the British government banned Hasan Piker and Cenk Uygur, two leftwing US commentators with millions of followers, from entering the country...

05.06.2026 30

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Americans should be reassured by high prices, apparently. Does Trump’s team really think we’re that stupid?

God, I love paying high prices at the supermarket, don’t you? I walk outside with a bag of basics that cost approximately 500% more than they did a...

03.06.2026 30

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Thank God for Pope Leo. He’s the leader our world desperately needs

Do you remember the early 2000s, when Silicon Valley buzzed with idealism and tech bros told us they were going to save the world? “Don’t be...

03.06.2026 30

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How will AI sycophancy change us? Early signs are not encouraging

Do you ever get the feeling that the people running the world are delulu? That the 1% are living in a completely different universe from the rest of...

02.06.2026 30

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Can Trump win back young men with a UFC fight on his lawn?

Donald Trump has been facing a lot of allegations that he’s snoozing on the job. But we should give the poor man a break: he must be exhausted by...

30.05.2026 40

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The chaotic, unique, beautiful Lebanon I knew has been reduced to rubble. When will it end?

There are various reasons why, at 43, I still don’t know how to drive a car. Clumsiness is one. I can’t even walk straight half the time, so I...

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Have you looked inside your water bottle? I was shocked and disgusted by what I found in mine

In my 20s, I cohabited with a man who thought you didn’t need to wash towels because you used them when you were clean. This was someone, I should...

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Under Trump, more than 145,000 US kids have been separated from their parents, a study shows

Stephen Miller, Donald Trump’s immigration czar and the architect of some of the government’s cruelest policies, doesn’t care what you think...

23.05.2026 40

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Why is Elon Musk so threatened by the casting of The Odyssey?

It was the casting choice that launched a thousand meltdowns. The Oscar-winning actor Lupita Nyong’o was confirmed as Helen of Troy in Christopher...

22.05.2026 40

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And, lo! The latest fad diet is upon us – and it’s called ‘eating biblically’

It looks like all the raw milk Conservatives have been chugging may have curdled some of their brains. Some very odd wellness ideas, many of them...

20.05.2026 30

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When I look at what Zohran Mamdani is doing as mayor, I’m jealous of New Yorkers

Some people buy a motorbike when they have a midlife crisis. Others take up a hobby like pottery. I, meanwhile, have channelled all my perimenopausal...

19.05.2026 30

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Pity the poor AI datacenters facing ‘discrimination’

Back in 2016, Marco Gutiérrez, the Mexican-born founder of Latinos for Trump, issued an ominous warning to the US. “My culture is a very dominant...

16.05.2026 40

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No, Richard Dawkins. AI is not conscious

Are you there God? It’s me, Arwa. I’ll be quite honest, I’m afraid I’ve never been a believer. I agreed wholeheartedly with Richard Dawkins,...

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Beware what you tell your AI chatbot. It’s not a shrink – it’s a snitch

The hottest new read of 2026 may well be The Secret Diary of Greg Brockman, Aged 38¾. It’s got everything: feuding billionaires, scheming CEOs and...

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Pity the poor billionaires – demands for higher taxes must feel hurtful

Won’t anyone think of the poor, poor, billionaires? Their endless money can buy them political power, but it can’t buy them love. Instead of being...

13.05.2026 30

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Nine dollars for a Starbucks is an ‘affordable luxury’? CEOs need to wake up and smell the coffee

I don’t mean to vent, but what is up with Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol’s obscenely large compensation package? Niccol, who joined the company in...

06.05.2026 30

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Barron Trump is not a time traveller – but there’s a reason the idea has gone viral

Once upon a time there was a boy called Baron Trump, who was growing weary of his privileged life at Trump Castle. Then, one fateful day, Baron found...

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Want a green card? Better make sure you haven’t criticized Israel on social media

Let’s play a fun game of Will This Get Me Deported? The first contestant is myself: a British-Palestinian green card holder in the US. I’ll start...

04.05.2026 40

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Police are using surveillance tech to stalk love interests. Dystopia, here we come

Who would you rate as the world’s most unlikeable tech tycoon? Elon Musk is obviously a major contender. The digital warlord Palmer Luckey is also...

02.05.2026 40

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I got an allotment to escape the chaos – and discovered a hotbed of vendettas

What do you do when it feels as if the world has lost the plot? There are various answers to that question, but one of the more wholesome (and legal)...

29.04.2026 30

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Is Tucker Carlson eyeing a 2028 presidential run?

A few years ago, Tucker Carlson was sleeping peacefully alongside his wife and four dogs when, all of a sudden, he was “physically mauled” by a...

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Trump fan Caitlyn Jenner learns elections have consequences

Thoughts and prayers for Caitlyn Jenner. It seems that it’s starting to dawn on the Olympian and reality TV star that being a rich, white, Maga...

25.04.2026 40

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What have I done? I forced my kid to listen to Usha Vance’s podcast - now she’s a fan

I know that child labour is generally frowned upon but, in this economy, sometimes you’ve got to put your kid to work. Last week I gave my...

22.04.2026 40

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Should Barron Trump be drafted – or left alone to keep building his $150m fortune?

It can’t be easy being the youngest son of a man who compares himself to the son of God. Rather a lot to live up to, isn’t there? Still, Barron...

22.04.2026 40

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Terrible poll ratings would bother some politicians. Donald Trump isn’t one of them

You’ll know the famous quote, bastardised from a 1926 column by the Baltimore journalist HL Mencken, that “No one ever went broke underestimating...

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Is Meghan Markle really the most trolled person in the world?

Iran may have reopened the strait of Hormuz, but a global energy crisis has not yet been averted. The war has already damaged as much as $58bn worth...

18.04.2026 40

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Teleportation, aliens and cancer-busting soda - it’s not just Trump going cuckoo, his officials are too

People often criticise the Democrats for being overly cautious and never getting anything done. But this week they’ve surprised us all by unveiling...

17.04.2026 40

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Trump may believe he is the messiah – but his attack on the pope could prove costly for JD Vance

Poor persecuted Donald Trump has frequently portrayed himself as a modern messiah. Some of his supporters, meanwhile, have compared him directly to...

15.04.2026 50

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Why aren’t Republicans thrilled by the fall in teen pregnancies?

Teenagers these days, eh? Instead of having unprotected sex and popping out babies, they’re wasting their time on TikTok, or something. According to...

15.04.2026 50

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What on Earth is Melania Trump thinking?

You’ve probably heard of the Barbra Streisand effect: the phenomenon where attempts to censor information end up drawing more attention to it. Now...

11.04.2026 30

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How do you convince Americans to eat fish? Disguise it as meat, of course

The seafood industry is trying to tackle a slippery problem: the US has never developed a taste for fish. Americans will eat canned cheese product and...

08.04.2026 40

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