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Best of the Babylon Bee: Tearful Trump takes Kristi Noem behind woodshed

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11.03.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Iranian generals kicking themselves for not meeting over Zoom

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04.03.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: US hockey team melts down gold medals to replace missing teeth

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25.02.2026 9

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump honors Hillary Clinton with new federal holiday ‘Almost President’s Day’

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18.02.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Hunter Biden launches HunterRx from back of van

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11.02.2026 5

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Tim Walz emerges from den to declare 6 more weeks of rioting and fraud

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04.02.2026 7

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump issues more tariffs on countries that didn’t laugh at his jokes in Davos

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28.01.2026 8

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Ominous sign? US Army recruitment ads say ‘Visit lovely Greenland’

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21.01.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: White House announces 1 million new jobs created for December — but they were all filled by Marco Rubio

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14.01.2026 20

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump to choose next Venezuelan prez in inaugural season of ‘El Aprendiz’

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07.01.2026 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Miss Rachel apologizes for poorly timed ‘J is for jihad’ episode

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31.12.2025 20

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump imposes 25 percent tariff on all Christmas presents from North Pole

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24.12.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Cali family still waiting for permit to build gingerbread house

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17.12.2025 9

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump’s Spotify Wrapped reveals he listened to ‘God Bless The USA’ 160K times

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10.12.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Dems’ poll numbers surging among key narcoterrorist demographic

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03.12.2025 8

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Best of the Babylon Bee: RFK Jr. unveils new school lunches that feature Ribeye and White Claws

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26.11.2025 8

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Scholars now believe number of the beast is actually ‘6-7’

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19.11.2025 9

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Zohran Mamdani horrified to discover he now has a job

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12.11.2025 7

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Embarrassed Dems say they can’t remember why they shut government down

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05.11.2025 7

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Best of the Babylon Bee: GOP donates $50 million to Kamala Harris’ 2028 campaign

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29.10.2025 8

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Best of the Babylon Bee: People who have called for ceasefire denounce ceasefire

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15.10.2025 7

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Mark Sanchez sentenced to five more seasons with the Jets

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08.10.2025 5

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Juan Soto joined Mets to get Octobers off every year

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01.10.2025 7

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Reeeeeeee! Raaaawwwwwrrrr! — Olbermann says in new Op-Ed

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24.09.2025 6

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Best of the Babylon Bee: ‘Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him,’ Announces FBI After Killer Turns Himself In

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17.09.2025 6

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Philly sports fan acts like a Philly sports fan

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10.09.2025 8

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Taylor Swift’s engagement called off as Travis Kelce’s knee didn’t touch ground

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03.09.2025 9

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Best of the Babylon Bee: First NYC mayoral candidate to bench bar will win race

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27.08.2025 7

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Dems say mail-in ban places hardship on dead voters

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20.08.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump gerrymanders US to include Canada

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13.08.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Kamala announces she will step away from politics to spend more time with vodka

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06.08.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump to balance budget by starting swear jar for Dems

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30.07.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Hunter Biden warns prices of crack and prostitutes will skyrocket without illegal migrants

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23.07.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: GOP’s debt plan will transfer balance to 0% intro APR Capital One credit card

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16.07.2025 8

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Disney World installs robot district judge to block animatronic Trump

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09.07.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: ‘Defeated Cuomo left groping for answers’

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02.07.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Obama distraught as Trump bombs nuke factory he paid for

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25.06.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Have experience in nuclear engineering? Check out Iran’s new job openings

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18.06.2025 9

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Best of The Babylon Bee: Hamas agrees to surrender if Europe takes back Greta Thunberg

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11.06.2025 9

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Elon Musk leaves DOGE for the easier job of sending humans to Mars

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04.06.2025 6

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Best of The Babylon Bee: French prez Macron claims he fell down stairs again

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28.05.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Karine Jean-Pierre insists Joe Biden is cancer-free

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21.05.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump’s popularity skyrockets after deporting all cyclists

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14.05.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump expands Alcatraz by building fences around San Francisco and more

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07.05.2025 8

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump establishes new Ultra Supreme Mega Court and more

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23.04.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump classifies Panda Express as domestic terror organization and more

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16.04.2025 30

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Best of the Babylon Bee: China retaliates tariffs by putting worse fortunes into cookies and more

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09.04.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: JD Vance throws in Statue of Liberty to sweeten Greenland deal

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02.04.2025 10

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Security concerns as Trump holds strategy meeting at Cracker Barrel

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26.03.2025 20

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump draws names of countries from hat to determine next tariff

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19.03.2025 10

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