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Best of the Babylon Bee: US hockey team melts down gold medals to replace missing teeth

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“What better use for all this gold?” said Team USA’s Jack Hughes, struggling to pronounce all the words through his chipped teeth. READ MORE

Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in recorded history that a socialist has ever run out of money. READ........

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