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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump honors Hillary Clinton with new federal holiday ‘Almost President’s Day’

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“This is a momentous day,” said a federal spokesperson. “The nation’s eyes are upon all those who could have been president, if they hadn’t been total losers.” READ MORE

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