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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump releases line of sympathy cards

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25.03.2026

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Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump releases line of sympathy cards

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Inside every card is a personal message penned by Trump himself, ranging from “I’m sorry you’re going through this, everyone says so” to “I wish you had died instead.” READ MORE

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