Best of the Babylon Bee: Anthropic boasts they will kill off humanity way before OpenAI
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Best of the Babylon Bee: Anthropic boasts they will kill off humanity way before OpenAI
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Company executives unveiled a series of impressive benchmarks demonstrating that Claude 4.5 could orchestrate a global collapse of civilization in roughly half the compute cycles required by ChatGPT. READ........
