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Conan O’Brien says he always flies commercial, for a surprisingly human reason

Conan O’Brien says he always flies commercial, for a surprisingly human reason

For a certain subset of people, being able to fly on a private jet is the ultimate achievement. It means you’ve made it into the elite of the elite,...

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People share how this iconic, 5-year-old SNL Christmas sketch ‘changed’ their holidays forever

People share how this iconic, 5-year-old SNL Christmas sketch ‘changed’ their holidays forever

Six years ago, one of the most iconic Christmas sketches ever aired on Saturday Night Live. It’s called simply, “Christmas Robe,” and it depicts...

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Dad expertly, and with comedic flair, demonstrates how to safely roughhouse with a baby

Dad expertly, and with comedic flair, demonstrates how to safely roughhouse with a baby

On average, dads are well-known to have a physical style of play with their kids. They throw, they wrestle, they tickle. It’s called...

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Bartenders and waiters share their best bits, gags, and jokes that never fail to get a laugh

Bartenders and waiters share their best bits, gags, and jokes that never fail to get a laugh

For many Americans, a meal out has become a luxury. In just the handful of years since the pandemic, the cost of eating out has gone up 30 to 40%. So...

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There’s a new ‘World’s Loudest Person.’ He’s louder than a chainsaw, jackhammer, and a car stereo.

There’s a new ‘World’s Loudest Person.’ He’s louder than a chainsaw, jackhammer, and a car stereo.

Being referred to as a loud person isn’t always a compliment. But for a certain subset of people—the really, really loud, that is—it’s a skill...

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Science confirms that food stolen from someone else’s plate tastes better

Science confirms that food stolen from someone else’s plate tastes better

Scientists all over the world are doing amazing work. They’re chasing down cures for cancer, discovering breakthroughs for Alzheimer’s Disease,...

23.06.2026 1

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Man’s side-splitting monologue on why ‘women don’t want to date’ is frighteningly accurate

Man’s side-splitting monologue on why ‘women don’t want to date’ is frighteningly accurate

There’s been a lot of discourse on the state of modern dating anda lot of theories on why it seems harder than ever for people to find connection...

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A controversial scientist created a ‘utopia’ for mice. 19 months in, it all went haywire.

A controversial scientist created a ‘utopia’ for mice. 19 months in, it all went haywire.

In 1968 John Calhoun, a scientist and animal behavioralist, devised a pretty fascinating conceptual experiment. He decided to create a “utopia”...

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Beavers were brought to the desert to save a dying river. Six years later, here are the results.

Beavers were brought to the desert to save a dying river. Six years later, here are the results.

It’s not easy being a river in the desert under the best of circumstances. The ecosystem exists in a very delicate balance, allowing water sources...

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Wired headphones are cool again. It’s the latest sign of the analog revolution.

Wired headphones are cool again. It’s the latest sign of the analog revolution.

The invention of the Bluetooth earbud was a nearly fatal blow for wired headphones. Following the release of the Apple AirPod, wired headphones became...

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In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

147 years ago, botanist William James Beal had a unique idea for how we could learn more about seeds. Beal wanted to know just how long seeds of...

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Historians explain why men in old-timey portraits always had one hand in their vest or coat

Historians explain why men in old-timey portraits always had one hand in their vest or coat

One of the most famous portraits of Napoleon, completed in 1812, features him striking a rather odd pose. He’s slouching in a formal uniform while...

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Pet owners share what it’s really like living with the ‘least popular’ dog breed in America

Pet owners share what it’s really like living with the ‘least popular’ dog breed in America

For many years, Labradors were the most popular dog breed in America. And why shouldn’t they be? They’re playful, loyal, loving, and...

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The Internet’s funniest dad gets serious about the quiet shift that’s happening in fatherhood

The Internet’s funniest dad gets serious about the quiet shift that’s happening in fatherhood

Dave Ogleton, better known as FitDadCEO on Instagram, made pretty good use of the pandemic. His social media accounts started off with a little bit of...

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Study finds behaviors at age 6 may significantly impact who you are at 25

Study finds behaviors at age 6 may significantly impact who you are at 25

As human beings, we grow and change throughout our lifetimes to varying degrees, but the changes from childhood through adolescence are often the most...

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Pigeons are often considered pests. But their smarts and visual recognition skills can save lives.

Pigeons are often considered pests. But their smarts and visual recognition skills can save lives.

Pigeons are unappreciated. Often thought of as pests in big cities, they scavenge for discarded particles of food and stare blankly at passersby....

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Massive study reveals remote work is making us lonely but a return to the office is not the answer

The COVID-19 pandemic changed the face of work as we knew it. Though companies had been dabbling with the occasional remote or flex day for a while,...

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A 19-yr-old built a beautiful tiny home on her parents’ property. More young people are following suit.

Who says young people aren’t buying homes anymore? Sure, single-family homes in prestigious suburbs might be out of reach for many Gen Zers now, but...

12.06.2026 10

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Comedy writer mom perfectly satirizes the increasingly unhinged emails parents get from school

There didn’t used to be such a thing as emails from school. Most Millennials and Gen Xers remember a time when parents only knew what was going on...

09.06.2026 10

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Screen time? This 3-kid punk band is bringing back ‘scream time,’ mosh pits, and old-fashioned fun

Angst matters. To preteens and teenagers, the general feeling of dissatisfaction, isolation, and yearning for independence can result in major mood...

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Hospice nurse reveals the exact time people are most likely to die and it’s fascinating

Death is hard to think about and harder still to talk about. Some people get panic attacks just imagining the inevitable end of their life. It’s an...

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A woman with Alzheimer’s hadn’t spoken in 5 years. A dose of psilocybin changed everything.

LSD was created in the late 1930s, and its extreme psychedelic properties were discovered just a handful of years later. Almost immediately, the vivid...

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Woman pens emotional takedown of the ’employment gap police’

Finding a job is already hard enough, and these days, it’s getting harder. The average job seeker is dealing with a rapid rise in ghost jobs (roles...

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Man shares his ‘5 workouts per week’ physique. His response to the haters is beautiful.

The moment you decide to step foot into the online men’s fitness space, you’ll be bombarded with messages that you’re not good enough. If you...

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Surprisingly smart jumping spiders can dream and recognize friends, despite poppy-seed sized brain

Most of the world’s smartest animals have a backbone. Dolphins, crows, chimpanzees, and elephants have all shown remarkable intelligence, i.e. the...

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The Dutch practice of ‘cow cuddling’ may lower stress and boost mindfulness

At this point, the science of pets is well-known. Petting a dog or cuddling a cat increases oxytocin in your brain, the hormone associated with love,...

28.05.2026 10

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Engineer superbly breaks down how landfills work, and we’ve never been more grateful for science

It’s not fun to think about landfills. When we drag our trash out to the curb or chuck it into a dumpster, it’s far easier to adopt an out of...

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Largest ‘human composting’ facility in the country aims to return our bodies to nature when we die

A funeral is no one’s idea of a good time, but there’s more to dislike about traditional burial ceremonies than just the grief. There’s the...

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Drug-free sprinter wins ‘Enhanced Games’ and delivers a message to anyone looking for a shortcut

The idea was simple: What if performance-enhancing drugs were allowed at the Olympics? From 2023 to 2025, a group of CEOs, entrepreneurs, and...

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‘Wishbone’ documentary has Millennials honoring the dog that helped them fall in love with reading

A large majority of Millennials who came of age in the 1990s can still sing the song from memory: “What the story, Wishbone? What’s this you’re...

22.05.2026 10

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Viewers thought 100-year-old David Attenborough was finally ready to retire. They were wrong.

One of the most famous voices on the planet has had one heck of a career. Sir David Attenborough has been creating and narrating wildlife films and...

21.05.2026 10

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Fascinating new research finally explains humans’ ‘morbid curiosity’

Roadkill. Car crashes. Sickening news stories. Talking about death. Even doomscrolling endlessly. Many of us find that it’s the most unappealing...

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Wife prepares tongue-in-cheek slideshow for husband who ‘just got home from golfing’

In a relationship, sometimes you wish there was a tactful, helpful, and non-confrontational way to tell your partner exactly what you need from them....

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15 years ago pro bowler Tom Daugherty was humiliated. He turned it into the sport’s greatest comeback story.

Everyone has bad days, even world class athletes. Any number of circumstances can cause someone who’s been training their entire life to simply miss...

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Why college graduates are booing out-of-touch commencement speakers off the stage

Gen Z takes a lot of criticism. They’re called antisocial, emotionally immature, and phone-obsessed. They’re even called lazy. But there’s one...

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Firefighters broke out their hoses to save 25 million bees from an overheating truck

Bees can fly, but that doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes need a ride. In fact, massive colonies of bees and their beehives are often shipped...

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23, 11, 17.3: Why oddly numbered speed limit signs are on the rise everywhere

Ever heard of “highway hypnosis”? If you never went over it in American Driver’s Ed, it’s the phenomenon during which we tend to zone out...

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Nutrition expert demonstrates foolproof method to get her picky kids to ‘eat anything’

Picky eaters are a huge challenge for many parents, even though it’s considered a normal developmental stage. Harvard Health Publishing writes that...

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Is wearing earbuds in the grocery store antisocial?

If it feels like everyone in public is wearing earbuds—Apple AirPods, specifically—that’s because the behavior is on the rise. In fact, the...

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Fed-up mom creates ‘TV schedule’ to mimic ’90s television for her kids

We live in an age of unlimited choice, thanks to modern technology. At any given time, most of us have access to the entirety of recorded music,...

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Tennessee student stands up to school board with fiery speech after a member called her ‘hot’

An April 2 Washington County School Board meeting in Tennessee took an uncomfortable turn after high school student Hannah Campbell finished...

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Astounding 2013 study found that ‘expressive writing’ can help heal physical wounds

It’s not breaking news that journaling has been proven, again and again, to be good for you—mind, body, and soul. But not all journaling is...

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Watch this senior beagle experience sunshine for the first time

Beagles are one of the most popular dog breeds for people looking for a pet. Most years, they rank among the top 10 breeds in America. It’s easy to...

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Letter from Hemingway to F. Scott Fitzgerald holds the tough love on imposter syndrome we all need

People have been struggling with imposter syndrome, or the deep fear that others will discover you’re a fraud, forever. The fear says that despite...

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An American in Paris explains European ‘bridge holidays’ and people are fascinated

It’s no secret that work culture in Europe is a lot different from what it is in the United States. Europeans often get more time off and work fewer...

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No one was manning the Delta desk at the airport. So a playful passenger grabbed the intercom.

Flying is frustrating, especially lately. Flight delays are surging, costs are going through the roof, and airlines are squeezing customers to...

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‘Spot the teacher’ trend hilariously highlights how adults are looking younger and younger

It’s weird to think about, but Gen Zers are not just entering the workforce— they’re being tasked with leading the next generation. Recent...

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Master linguist visits town with world’s most ‘perplexing’ accent and finally meets his match

Some languages are harder to learn than others. Many who’ve tried will say that Eastern languages like Chinese Mandarin and Japanese are extremely...

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The reason ‘good’ people experience less joy but feel more fulfilled in life

If you’re not one, you probably know one: conscientious people are never late, they’re organized, and their word is their bond. They do things the...

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Relationship coach reveals 5 rules she and her wife ‘never break’ to still feel like newlyweds

Most married couples are aware of the alarming statistics: About 40-50% of first marriages are destined to end in divorce. On the bright side,...

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