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Michigan middle school fundraiser offers parents refreshingly honest opt-out options

Michigan middle school fundraiser offers parents refreshingly honest opt-out options

School fundraisers have gotten really complicated in the digital age. They were always a hassle, with kids (or, rather, their parents) being asked to...

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A dad rewatched a video of his son’s birthday. What he saw in himself changed the way he parents.

A dad rewatched a video of his son’s birthday. What he saw in himself changed the way he parents.

Five years ago, a dad named Oliver celebrated his son’s birthday. There was cake, presents, and family gathered around the table as everyone sang...

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Instead of buying a home, 22-year-old spends life savings on a chunk of raw Colombian jungle

Instead of buying a home, 22-year-old spends life savings on a chunk of raw Colombian jungle

At 22, most people are just starting their careers or trying to save for their first apartment. Robert Lennox-Hvenekilde, a 22-year-old from Denmark,...

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High school teacher describes his most ‘unhinged but effective’ classroom management strategies

High school teacher describes his most ‘unhinged but effective’ classroom management strategies

Gen Alpha and the youngest Gen Zers are not like the generations before them. They were practically born with iPads in their hands and their faces...

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Millions are using ‘talking buttons’ with their pets. It’s not speech. It’s not a gimmick, either.

Millions are using ‘talking buttons’ with their pets. It’s not speech. It’s not a gimmick, either.

Alexis Devine of Washington has built a massive social following of over eight million, but the fans don’t really belong to her. They belong to her...

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A former NFL player just solved a math mystery from the ’90s. His story is remarkable.

A former NFL player just solved a math mystery from the ’90s. His story is remarkable.

John Urschel’s career as a football player coming out of Penn State was nothing that would normally make headline news. He was a promising guard on...

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A kid got his head stuck between two iron bars. Millions have watched NY firefighters free him.

A kid got his head stuck between two iron bars. Millions have watched NY firefighters free him.

Most people don’t realize that only a small percentage of firefighter calls involve suppressing an actual fire. Most of the time, these emergency...

06.10.2026 5

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Centenarians answer taboo questions about sex, death, and what they really think about young people

Centenarians answer taboo questions about sex, death, and what they really think about young people

An old African proverb from acclaimed literary figure Amadou Hampâté Bâ goes, “When an old man dies, a library burns down.” It honors the...

05.10.2026 6

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15 awesome, endangered idioms almost no one says anymore, but should

15 awesome, endangered idioms almost no one says anymore, but should

Who doesn’t love a good idiom? An idiom, for the uninitiated, is a common saying that means something different than the literal words might...

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Introvert irony: The earliest-born human to have his voice recorded was famous for not talking

Introvert irony: The earliest-born human to have his voice recorded was famous for not talking

Thomas Edison invented the original phonograph in 1877, the first device in history to capture sound in a way that allowed it to be played back later....

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Want your home to be ‘the house’ for your teens? Mom shares her 4 secret tricks.

Want your home to be ‘the house’ for your teens? Mom shares her 4 secret tricks.

I grew up in “the house.” In high school, my home was the designated place where my friends gathered, sometimes in big groups, sometimes just my...

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6 countries do small talk in wildly different ways. Here’s what Americans can learn from them.

6 countries do small talk in wildly different ways. Here’s what Americans can learn from them.

Small talk in America serves a vital purpose: It breaks the ice with people we don’t know well, quickly establishes common ground, and paves the way...

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Longtime teacher thoughtfully breaks down 5 drastic differences in teaching in 2026 vs 2006

Longtime teacher thoughtfully breaks down 5 drastic differences in teaching in 2026 vs 2006

There’s no doubt that teaching has changed dramatically over the last several years. Most educators would say it’s gotten harder, as reflected by...

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Studies reveal the 2 phases of life when parents are happiest, but not everyone agrees

Studies reveal the 2 phases of life when parents are happiest, but not everyone agrees

Many people have children to find deep personal fulfillment or to give their lives greater meaning. Whether having kids actually makes us happier at a...

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Woman shares her $37.90/hr wage working at Costco and people are rethinking their choices

Woman shares her $37.90/hr wage working at Costco and people are rethinking their choices

Some misconceptions just won’t die. One of the biggest is that retail and fast food jobs don’t constitute real “careers,” and are temporary...

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Nathan Fielder became obsessed with pilots’ mental health. The U.S. Senate just took action.

Flying on an airplane is extremely safe, all things considered, but tragic accidents do happen. And much of the time, they’re quite preventable....

29.09.2026 5

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People swear by the unusual ‘Solid Snake’ conversation trend to conquer social anxiety

There is an art to being a good listener. Physically using your ears to hear what someone is saying, and your brain to process it, is only part of the...

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Another school district just shifted to a 4-day week and parents are making themselves heard

American kids have fewer school days than most other major countries as it is, which poses a big challenge for families with two working parents. In a...

27.09.2026 10

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In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

147 years ago, botanist William James Beal had a unique idea for how we could learn more about seeds. Beal wanted to know just how long seeds of...

27.09.2026 8

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Beavers were brought to the desert to save a dying river. 6 years later, here are the results.

It’s not easy being a river in the desert under the best of circumstances. The ecosystem exists in a very delicate balance, allowing water sources...

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Historians explain why men in old-timey portraits always had one hand in their vest or coat

One of the most famous portraits of Napoleon, completed in 1812, features him striking a rather odd pose. He’s slouching in a formal uniform while...

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They said there’s no English rhyme for “silver.” Eminem just obliterated the challenge.

It started with an innocuous Tweet from a popular account called UberFacts. “There’s no word in English that rhymes with ‘silver’” the post...

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In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

147 years ago, botanist William James Beal had a unique idea for how we could learn more about seeds. Beal wanted to know just how long seeds of...

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Waxers, doctors, and nurses share their unfiltered inner thoughts about your ‘privates.’

Look, let’s just get it out there: It’s uncomfortable any time you have to get fully or partially naked for a medical exam or cosmetic procedure....

21.09.2026 10

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7 ‘bad’ things your kids do that actually mean you’re a good parent

Parenting experts say that sometimes the signs that we’re raising good kids don’t look how we might expect them. Here are some counterintuitive,...

18.09.2026 20

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13 everyday idioms that make zero sense until you know where they come from

I’ve always really liked cliches, idioms, proverbs, and common phrases we like to use over and over. They can get repetitive at times, but they’re...

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1 in 10 people have such unusual personality trait combinations that researchers call them ‘mutants’

There are a lot of personality tests out there, and we humans are endlessly fascinated by them. There are the ones popular in pop-psychology like...

13.09.2026 10

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‘Frozen’ animator launches an interactive ASL learning app and vows to keep it free forever

Josh Staub has had quite a career. The renowned Disney animator and visual effects artist has worked on some of the biggest hits of the modern era,...

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Hospice nurse reveals the exact time people are most likely to die and it’s fascinating

Death is hard to think about and harder still to talk about. Some people get panic attacks just imagining the inevitable end of their life. It’s an...

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A 19-yr-old built a beautiful tiny home on her parents’ property. More young people are following suit.

Who says young people aren’t buying homes anymore? Sure, single-family homes in prestigious suburbs might be out of reach for many Gen Zers now, but...

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On 9/11, hundreds of ordinary boat captains carried out the largest maritime evacuation in history

When we remember 9/11, we rightfully focus on the victims—the lives lost and changed forever. We remember the heroes and the family members left...

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A family farm accidentally shared an embarrassing ‘private’ photo. The comments are gold.

Dobson Farms is a quaint, family-owned operation out of Tennessee. They have a modest social media following and sell things like fresh produce,...

10.09.2026 10

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Beavers were brought to the desert to save a dying river. 6 years later, here are the results.

It’s not easy being a river in the desert under the best of circumstances. The ecosystem exists in a very delicate balance, allowing water sources...

10.09.2026 10

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Easy ‘3-2-1 method’ uses neuroscience to trick your brain into incredible concentration

We’re more distracted than ever, but it’s not necessarily our fault. Research reports that the sheer number of distractions vying for our...

09.09.2026 10

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English professor explains why happy, successful people have one thing in common: true literacy

Literacy, the ability to read, used to be a rare thing. Only 200 years ago, as few as 12% of people around the world could read at a basic level....

08.09.2026 10

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33-year-old former child prodigy is working on problems Hawking and Einstein never cracked

Most people find a child prodigy to be fascinating. It’s amazing to see such raw talent in a young person: genius in its purest form. But while the...

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Man’s 2-minute rant on why we should ‘fear,’ not pity, single moms is hysterically spot on

Comedian and creator Eros Brousson seems to have some kind of magical insight into the inner lives of women. Famous on social media for his hilarious...

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A 1983 report said schools were failing. It was deeply flawed, but it changed U.S. education.

School has changed a lot since many parents were young. And it’s not just the technology. Though many kids now do most of their assignments on a...

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Culture critic perfectly explains why we can still enjoy things that ‘haven’t aged well’

It can be rough watching older TV shows and movies. Sometimes, jokes that were funny 30 or even just 10 years ago come off as horrifically offensive...

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100 teachers walked out of a Georgia superintendent’s speech. Then the jokes started flying.

School is already back in full swing in many parts of the country, including some districts in Georgia. One county got the year off on a bit of a...

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An Ohio principal lost his job in 2024 for helping a homeless student. Then he adopted him.

In 2024, Rob Burnside was principal at Lakota East High School in Cincinnati, Ohio. As far as principals go, he was beloved by students and teachers...

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A Pittsburgh school went from 130 fights per year to 10, using an idea from ‘Harry Potter’

Pittsburgh Arlington PreK-8 public school had a major behavior problem on its hands. With just 360 students enrolled, the school saw more than 130...

25.08.2026 10

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The first Navajo NFL player just gave a locker room speech even rival fans are praising

NFL players are an incredibly diverse bunch. Today, there are Samoan players and Australian players, as well as players from Guinea and Nigeria and...

25.08.2026 10

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Why the first day of school serves as a ‘hinge point’ throughout our lives

Recently, Upworthy asked our Facebook followers the following question: What’s a first day of school moment you still remember perfectly? As the...

24.08.2026 10

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Despondent weatherman goes off-script on live TV to explain why he ‘can’t’ forecast anymore

I will admit that I hardly ever watch the news on television, especially not for the weather. It’s just so much easier to pick up my phone and check...

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A fifth grade teacher caught a student ‘stealing’ food. It changed his classroom forever.

It’s no secret that teachers often don’t get all the supplies they need to run their classrooms. An overwhelming majority dip into their own...

21.08.2026 20

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A teacher gave students a seemingly simple connect-the-dots test. Only one student got it.

Who doesn’t love a good brain teaser? A teacher and content creator in India named Raviraj Master likes to challenge his students with all kinds of...

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In 1923, a lost dog miraculously walked from Indiana to his doorstep in Oregon. Here’s how.

There was nothing out of the ordinary about the Braziers. The husband and wife, Frank and Elizabeth, were visiting family in Wolcott, Indiana, in...

20.08.2026 20

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Drug-free sprinter wins ‘Enhanced Games’ and delivers a message to anyone looking for a shortcut

The idea was simple: What if performance-enhancing drugs were allowed at the Olympics? From 2023 to 2025, a group of CEOs, entrepreneurs, and...

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A distraught teacher went viral because his students couldn’t read. Then the kids spoke up.

Literacy is a superpower and a fundamental human right. But overall, reading is on the decline worldwide and, perhaps most egregiously, in America....

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