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How David Letterman Ended Up Sending Richard Simmons to the Hospital

Richard Simmons had a long and memorable history with David Letterman, dating back to the early 1990s. The fitness guru always suspected he was one of...

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Did Robin Williams Really Get Punched in the Face for Stealing a Joke?

Rumors that Robin Williams stole jokes have persisted for decades, and his fellow comedians have continued to share stories about his alleged theft as...

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Joe Rogan Got His Big Break Because Another Famous Comedian Got Fired

NewsRadio debuted on NBC on March 21, 1995. The popular comedy series ran for five seasons and centered around news director Dave Nelson (Dave Foley)...

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The Wild Story of Richard Pryor’s Lost Blaxploitation-Style Movie

In 1968, Richard Pryor set out to write his first movie, which changed titles several times during production. At different points, it was known as...

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Did a Famous Comedian Record the First Rap Song?

“Rapper’s Delight” by the Sugarhill Gang is widely considered to be the first commercially successful rap record. Released in 1979, the hit...

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Answering Comedians’ Questions: 4 Rhetorical Musings Examined

A question can be an essential part of setting up a joke. A good enough one can sometimes even work as the punchline on its own, or at least in the...

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The Comedy Central Roast That Was So Brutal It Only Aired Once

Comedy Central has produced 22 celebrity roasts, which used to air on an almost annual basis up until the year before the pandemic. Among the big...

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How Chris Farley Managed to Blow His Audition for ‘Home Alone’

Before Chris Farley made his film debut in 1992’s Wayne’s World, he had an opportunity to appear in another beloved early ‘90s comedy: Home...

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Why Jay Leno Says There’s ‘Nothing Greater’ Than a Comedian’s Funeral

During a 2017 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Jay Leno shared a heartwarming story about visiting Rodney Dangerfield on his...

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Did Jerry Seinfeld Really Say ‘What’s the Deal With…’ as Often as People Think?

No matter what he does at this stage in his career, Jerry Seinfeld will forever be remembered as the comedian who started many of his jokes off by...

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Bill Murray Agreed to Voice ‘Garfield’ Because of a Misunderstanding (So He Say)

Despite being a commercial success, 2004’s Garfield: The Movie was by no means critically acclaimed. On the day of the film’s release, Chris...

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Jim Carrey Is Responsible for Norman Bates Terrorizing You at Universal Studios

Some of the visitors of Universal Studios Hollywood got a little more bang for their buck than they were probably expecting while taking the...

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Eddie Murphy Only Got Blackout Drunk One Time, and It Was Because of John Landis

Unlike many of his contemporaries, Eddie Murphy never got into drugs or alcohol. In fact, according to him, he’s only ever drank twice in his life....

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Did a Famous Actor Punch Bill Maher on TV Back in the Day?

Bill Maher has gotten into plenty of heated debates in the 30 years that he’s been on television—just ask Ben Affleck, who went viral after...

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‘Bad Boys’ Was Originally Written for Two ‘SNL’ Stars (Who Hated It)

Bad Boys was initially scheduled to start shooting in February 1993. At that stage, the film was a Disney production and had undergone several...

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Martin Short and Lucille Ball Once Got Into a Fight on an Airplane

In the early ‘80s, a young Martin Short got the thrill of a lifetime—temporarily, at least—when he found himself seated behind I Love Lucy star...

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3 Nasty Comedy Feuds That Were Taken to the Grave

The comedy world breeds just as many bitter rivalries as the rest of the entertainment universe. Some are minor and may be resolved in time, while...

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‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ Was Funded by a Bunch of Rock Stars

The Monty Python troupe made their first foray into filmmaking with 1971’s And Now for Something Completely Different. Intended to introduce the...

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8 Stories That Prove Early Comedians Had the Same Sense of Humor As Us

Comedians from the early days of movies and television weren’t as prudish as people would have you believe. We’ve even touched on the fact that a...

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John Candy Was Apparently the Most-Burned Potential ‘SNL’ Host

As hard as it may be to believe, John Candy only hosted Saturday Night Live one time in his career. Despite working with a number of SNL cast members...

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George Carlin Only Performed at One Roast in His Career

Although George Carlin was known for roasting anyone and anything he saw fit during his stand-up act, he wasn’t exactly what you’d consider a...

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5 Comedy Stars Who Made Early-Career Appearances on ‘Seinfeld’

Seinfeld welcomed many guest stars throughout its nine-season run on NBC. Most of them, however, weren’t household names, nor would they go on to be...

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Steve Martin and Martin Short Were Offered ‘Dumb and Dumber,’ As Were Two Other Unexpected Actors

For filmmakers Peter and Bobby Farrelly, getting their first movie off the ground was quite a process. It all began with Planes, Trains, and...

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You’re Not Nearly as Attractive as You Think You Are, Study Says

Dating advice has convinced many of us that there’s a single, correct version of attractive. It pushes people toward extremes and then acts shocked...

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What Jay Leno and Jim Carrey Said to Rodney Dangerfield on His Deathbed

On August 24, 2004, Rodney Dangerfield underwent heart valve replacement surgery at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles. When asked beforehand how long...

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The Tragic Story Behind Tracy Morgan’s Name

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins star Tracy Morgan will be the first one to tell you that his name is a little unusual. In his 2009 autobiography,...

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The World’s Oldest Joke Is a Fart Joke

In 2008, Dr. Paul McDonald, the senior lecturer at the University of Wolverhampton’s School of Humanities, Languages, and Social Sciences in the UK,...

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The Original Version of ‘Clerks’ Ended With One of the Main Characters Getting Murdered

When Kevin Smith’s Clerks was first screened in a nearly-empty theater at the Independent Feature Film Market in 1993, the few people in attendance...

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Adam Sandler and Jay Mohr Almost Came to Blows Over Sunglasses in Their ‘SNL’ Days

On the January 14, 1995 episode of Saturday Night Live, Adam Sandler and Jay Mohr appeared in a fake commercial for Aerosmith’s Greatest Hits....

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Why Robin Williams Was Prevented From Being in the ‘Harry Potter’ Movies

When it was first announced that the Harry Potter books were being adapted into films, a number of Hollywood actors expressed interest in being...

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Norm Macdonald Tried to Get O.J. Simpson on His Show After Trashing Him for Years

If there’s one comedian whose name will forever be associated with O.J. Simpson, it’s Norm Macdonald. After Simpson was acquitted for the murders...

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Did ‘Breaking Bad’ Star Aaron Paul Audition for ‘Malcolm in the Middle’?

Before landing the role of Walter White on the hit AMC crime drama Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston was best known to TV audiences as Hal, the quirky...

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The Stand-Up Comedian Who Was Originally Supposed to Star in ‘My Cousin Vinny’

When screenwriter Dale Launer first came up with the idea for My Cousin Vinny, he drew inspiration for the film’s titular character from stand-up...

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James Gunn Wanted to Direct a ‘Gilligan’s Island’ Movie With a Crazy Twist

In 2021, James Gunn revealed that Being John Malkovich and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind writer Charlie Kaufman once pitched a dark movie...

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8 Famous Comedians and the Comedians They Don’t Find Funny

If you’ve ever asked yourself, “Am I the only one who doesn’t find such-and-such comedian funny?” you might be in good company. For every...

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Matt Groening Only Asked to Have His Name Removed From One Episode of ‘The Simpsons’

The Simpsons wrapped up its landmark 37th season this past Sunday (February 15), with the long-running animated series having aired over 800 episodes...

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The One Joke Mel Brooks Thought Was Too Offensive for ‘Blazing Saddles’

When it comes to movies that people think couldn’t be made today, Blazing Saddles is usually at the top of the list. Between its liberal use of...

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Stifler’s Dad Was Supposed to Be in ‘American Pie 2,’ But Test Audiences Hated Him

The first sequel to 1999’s American Pie—appropriately titled American Pie 2—went into production 25 years ago this month. Returning for the...

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‘Office Space’ Had a Much Bigger Impact Than People Realize

Mike Judge’s Office Space landed in theaters on February 19, 1999, and…wasn’t a box-office hit. We know a lot of you love it, but where were you...

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That Time a Mobster Stabbed Milton Berle With a Fork

If you were a nightclub comic at any point between the 1930s and the 1960s, chances are you performed at a venue owned by the Mob. It didn’t matter...

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Did Chris Rock and Steve Buscemi Audition for ‘Seinfeld’?

During a recent episode of his Really? no, Really? In a podcast, Jason Alexander talked about some of the people who were considered to play George...

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Did Hooters Restaurants Get Its Name From a Steve Martin Joke?

The first Hooters restaurant opened its doors in Clearwater, Florida, on October 4, 1983. The idea was conceived by six friends with no experience in...

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Why Eddie Murphy Killed Off One of His Most Popular ‘Saturday Night Live’ Characters

Eddie Murphy’s four-year run on Saturday Night Live in the early 1980s literally saved the show from cancellation. During that time, the...

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The Hit Musical Jamie Foxx Asked Lauryn Hill and Aaliyah to Remake With Him

Jamie Foxx proved that he was more than just a comedic actor with his multifaceted performance as quarterback Willie Beamen in Oliver Stone’s 1999...

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Is ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Really the Longest-Running Sitcom of All Time?

In 2018, Charlie Day told TheWrap that he hoped It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia would make it to Season 15 so that the show could finally reach a...

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The Actress Shirley MacLaine Says Farted in Her Face on the Set of ‘Terms of Endearment’

James L. Brooks’s 1983 dramedy Terms of Endearment explores the complex relationship between Aurora Greenway (Shirley MacLaine) and her rebellious...

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How 10 Famous Comedians Got Their Goofy Stage Names

Entertainers across the board have been given funny nicknames, and comedians, of course, are no exception. Some are pretty on-the-nose and don’t...

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‘Gilligan’s Island’ Will Forever Be Linked to the JFK Assassination

Gilligan’s Island made its debut on CBS on September 26, 1964. The iconic sitcom starred Alan Hale Jr. as Skipper Jonas Grumby and Bob Denver as his...

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Abraham Lincoln Was Assassinated at a Comedy Show

Much has been written about Abraham Lincoln in the 160 years since his death. Most of us know that he was a tall man with a beard who often wore a...

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10 Famous Comedians and Their Thoughts on Valentine’s Day

In case it slipped your mind, Valentine’s Day is upon us once again. You know, that time of year that you show your significant other how much you...

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