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Marina Hyde

The Guardian

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Listen up, weaklings: there’s no Epstein client list. Why are you so obsessed? Yours, Donald J Trump

Listen up, weaklings: there’s no Epstein client list. Why are you so obsessed? Yours, Donald J Trump
18.07.2025 10

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Marina Hyde

Right, the underpants are off! It’s time I, Gregg Wallace, had my say

Right, the underpants are off! It’s time I, Gregg Wallace, had my say
11.07.2025 2

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Innocent subpostmasters went to jail, but now it is clear: the Post Office boss class belong there instead

Innocent subpostmasters went to jail, but now it is clear: the Post Office boss class belong there instead
08.07.2025 50

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Starmer’s reno of the UK is going brilliantly. If you don’t count the walls falling down

04.07.2025 7

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Glastonbury chanters or the Southport hate-tweeter – throw the book at one, you must throw it at them all

01.07.2025 3

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Anna Wintour has spent decades dictating a certain look for the super-rich. Then along came Lauren

27.06.2025 10

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Dear heads of state: Donald Trump won’t love you back. He may be the worst boyfriend the world has ever seen

24.06.2025 40

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The internet’s nastiest gossipmonger has been exposed and guess what – he wants his privacy

20.06.2025 10

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It’s The Donald Show … without Donald Trump. Welcome to the G-something or other summit

17.06.2025 20

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So social media has broken even Elon Musk. I’m forced to ask: U OK hun?

13.06.2025 8

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Britain’s voters can’t resist a messy drama. How fortunate for Nigel Farage and Reform

10.06.2025 30

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So long, Elon: the cuts didn’t go to plan, but you completely shredded your reputation

30.05.2025 40

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A question for Lauren Sánchez: was this a hen do or a humanitarian mission to liberate Paris from good taste?

20.05.2025 20

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So ends the Keirbot’s immigration week: literally everyone hates it. Possibly even him

16.05.2025 40

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Poor Trump: you can’t even accept a luxury jet from Qatar without being called corrupt these days

13.05.2025 70

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How Singalong Starmer got his deal … and a bit part in Trump, the Musical

09.05.2025 30

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Don’t you get it, Harry? You’re not a victim. You’re a rich man who can pay for his own sodding security

06.05.2025 10

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Is Farage’s win a new dawn? We could ask Labour, but they’re still fast asleep

02.05.2025 6

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If Starmer is willing to help Trump host a lucrative golf tournament, will he caddy for him too?

29.04.2025 4

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What’s more vacuous than an endless vacuum? It’s Lauren Sánchez and Katy Perry’s party in space

15.04.2025 300

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One stock seems truly doomed this week: if you hold any Kemi Badenoch, accept my condolences

11.04.2025 3

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Spare a thought for the poor billionaires who backed Trump – and hate tariffs

08.04.2025 10

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Are Trump’s tariffs for real or an AI hallucination? I’m afraid the answer is both

04.04.2025 50

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Poor Prince Harry: what to do when someone close to you publicly trashes an institution you love?

01.04.2025 10

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So many souvenirs for JD Vance to take home from Greenland: oil, gas, minerals – and that’s just the start

28.03.2025 6

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It’s war and peace with Donald and Pete – and the worst group chat the world has ever seen

25.03.2025 200

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So it’s victory for Kirsty Coventry in the IOC elections. Who says cards with a rigged deck isn’t an Olympic sport?

21.03.2025 7

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Donald Trump: the president making anywhere but America great again

18.03.2025 10

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Amazing: of all the books in all the world Mr Free Speech Zuckerberg wants to ban, it’s the one about him

14.03.2025 100

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The Nigel Farage v Rupert Lowe prize fight is getting ugly. Has Reform reached its breaking point?

11.03.2025 10

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There are 1,000 grotesque memes of JD Vance – and they’re all more likable than the real thing

07.03.2025 70

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It’s With Love, Meghan – not just a TV show but a landmark piece of art. And not in a good way

04.03.2025 8

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It’s Elon Musk’s ‘pronatalist’ bonanza – so many families, so little time

25.02.2025 40

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Ah, here’s Trump’s peace plan for Ukraine – or rather, a plan to leave it in pieces

14.02.2025 50

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Keir Starmer is in a tight spot, but a ‘Trump, baby, Trump’ strategy just won’t work

11.02.2025 9

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It’s the Oscars on a knife-edge: who’ll win the award for hating Emilia Pérez the most?

07.02.2025 20

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It’s Emperor Kanye and his ‘chief architect’ – guess which one wasn’t wearing any clothes?

04.02.2025 30

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Oh, I’m sorry, tech bros – did DeepSeek copy your work? I can hardly imagine your distress

31.01.2025 10

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No, the kids are really not all right. Honestly, can you blame them?

28.01.2025 4

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Back by unpopular demand, the great Heathrow expansion show. If only planes ran on hot air

24.01.2025 8

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So this is Trump’s ‘golden age’ – chaos, dysfunction and a coalition of creeps

21.01.2025 100

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Women’s claims of sexual abuse must be heard – unless they’re about master storyteller Neil Gaiman, apparently

17.01.2025 60

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Move fast, break things – sprint to kiss Trump’s ring. It’s the tech bros inauguration derby

14.01.2025 50

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There are no adults in the room: there’s barely a room. This is politics at warp speed, and we know who’s benefiting

10.01.2025 10

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How low will British politics go? Ask Elon, master of the Muskoverse – he’ll decide

Can it really be three weeks ago that Nigel Farage and Elon Musk were posing adoringly at Mar-a-Lago, in front of that hilariously naff painting of...

07.01.2025 7

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Hit TV show, tick. Millions for lawyers, tick. Now could we manage some actual justice for the subpostmasters?

In her closing statement to the Post Office inquiry this week, Paula Vennells once again added the brutal murder of irony to her list of failings....

20.12.2024 40

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I spy another Prince Andrew disaster. Pity the royals: how could they possibly have seen this coming?

No matter how much you try to digest the implications of the alleged Chinese spy scandal, some details are just comically indigestible. Take the...

17.12.2024 20

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Memo to the Assads: Putin may welcome you in Moscow, but I wouldn’t drink his tea

It’s fair to say the TV show Schitt’s Creek would have been a lot less funny had it concerned the family of a deposed dictator rather than the...

10.12.2024 5

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Farewell, then, Justin Welby. Good to see that you have already forgiven yourself

I imagine the outgoing archbishop of Canterbury doesn’t have a tattoo. But if he did, he’d have that one beloved of so many insouciant people:...

06.12.2024 20

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So Labour waded into the Gregg Wallace row. Why don’t they get their own house, Parliament, in order?

Why has the prime minister weighed in on the content of a Gregg Wallace Instagram video? News that Keir Starmer’s spokesperson has taken the...

03.12.2024 10

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