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New Campaign Requirements for Politicians

New Campaign Requirements for Politicians

Add these campaign requirements for running for public office and you could guarantee a larger voter turnout. We just recently elected a new mayor...

06.05.2026 5

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The Royal ‘Cunning Rear-Guard Action’: a King, a Donald, and a Very Damp Umbrella

The Royal ‘Cunning Rear-Guard Action’: a King, a Donald, and a Very Damp Umbrella

Under a damp umbrella, the President observed that the morning downpour reminded him of a “beautiful British day.” WASHINGTON — In a move...

04.05.2026 9

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Things You Rarely (if Ever) See in Sci-Fi/Horror Movies

Sci-fi and horror movies have a lot going for them. But here are some things they typically miss. Things you rarely (if ever) see in sci-fi/horror...

29.04.2026 10

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The RFK Food Pyramid

The old food pyramid suggested a balanced diet, including plenty of servings of fruits and vegetables. But not RFK’s. Among the many controversies...

24.04.2026 10

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Pentagon Prayer Goes Full Pulp Fiction

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth quotes Samuel L. Jackson from “Pulp Fiction,” calls it Ezekiel. Good news, America: we finally know what happens...

22.04.2026 10

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Our ‘Bargain Vacation’ in Venezuela

Or How Our Family Discovered Margarita Island the Hard Way At JFK airport, we waited for the flight to Caracas to begin our “bargain vacation.” I...

22.04.2026 10

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Senator Lindsey Graham Reviews ‘Heated Rivalry’

A TV show review of “Heated Rivalry” by Lindsey Graham, a definitely not-gay Senator from the fabulous state of South Carolina. Some people have...

13.04.2026 10

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Make Inquisition Great Again

So many beautiful traditions ruthlessly rejected for the sake of wokeism. Time to restore order with a new Inquisition. Oh, greatness, your time has...

17.03.2026 10

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Best New Products to Help Consumers Navigate the Hellscape

14.03.2026 10

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Jeff Bezos Buys Hallmark and Presents: Valentine’s Day Sentiments by Melania

11.02.2026 10

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Travels with My Best Friend

08.02.2026 20

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Your House Is My House

30.01.2026 20

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The ‘King of Peace’ Puts on a Show

24.01.2026 10

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Painting the White House Green: a poem

22.01.2026 10

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The Trump Museum 2030

19.12.2025 10

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Donald Trump’s Holiday Message to his Wife (with Modifications)

18.12.2025 10

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Where Are They Now: 2032 Version

13.12.2025 10

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Melania Trump’s Christmas Wishes

06.12.2025 10

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Gay Old Time: Trump Renames ‘LGBTQ+’

30.11.2025 20

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Jury Duty

01.11.2025 10

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Donald Trump, Laughingstock: A Poem

25.10.2025 10

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New Halloween Horror Masterpiece: ‘Stuck on an Escalator!’

21.10.2025 30

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The Doomed Horses of Central Park

09.10.2025 10

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My Humble Quest for the Nobel Prize! By Donald Trump

04.10.2025 10

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The Bully

18.09.2025 10

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A Growing Concern: The Male Sex Organ

26.08.2025 10

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High School English, Day One: 21st Century & Trigger Warnings

22.08.2025 10

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Ode to Bill Belichick from My Fantasy Football Club

21.08.2025 10

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Never-Aired ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’ Episode: Zohran Mamdani and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

12.08.2025 10

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You Too Can Be on the Epstein List!

11.08.2025 10

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I Was There When JFK Appeared on ‘The Lead with Jake Tapper’

06.07.2025 10

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Abraham Lincoln: Islamist Infil-Traitor?

02.07.2025 10

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The Neanderthal

03.06.2025 10

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Oxymoron Harmony

27.05.2025 10

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How a Tyrannosaurus-Rex on a Transatlantic Flight Went So Wrong

27.05.2025 10

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Rebirth of Alcatraz Home for Americans Who Need a Timeout

23.05.2025 10

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The Apprentice: Ottawa Edition

13.05.2025 10

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Memorable Jests in History

13.05.2025 10

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Marco Rubio as a Fidel Castro Doppelgänger

Unlike virtually all of Trump’s controversial nominees, Senator Marco Rubio was confirmed by a 99 – 0 vote by the Senate. His overwhelming approval...

09.05.2025 10

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Trump Pardons Judas Iscariot

23.04.2025 10

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MAGA Emergency Kit – Act Now Before Sanity Is Restored!

16.04.2025 10

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‘FOMP’ – a Fantastic New Word

15.04.2025 10

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1000 Batshit Crazy Ideas of a Very Stable Genius #758: National Parks

06.03.2025 9

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Welcome to the Museum of the Deep State

28.02.2025 10

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Stuff and Nonsense

25.02.2025 9

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Winning the Oscar by a Nose?

19.02.2025 10

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