Under a damp umbrella, the President observed that the morning downpour reminded him of a “beautiful British day.”

WASHINGTON — In a move suggesting the British monarchy’s deadliest weapon is now aggressive politeness, King Charles III touched down this week to remind President Trump that while they share a “special relationship,” they do not, in fact, share a dictionary.

The visit began with the President, under a very damp umbrella, observing that the morning’s gloomy downpour reminded him of a “beautiful British day.” It was a take so optimistic it could only come from a man who has never had to dry a wool suit with a hand dryer in a pub bathroom. He also fondly recalled his mother’s opinion that a young Prince Charles was “so cute” — a diplomatic icebreaker usually reserved for awkward family reunions and people trying to sell you extended warranties.

WATCH: The Trumps greet the King in a “Beautiful British” downpour — Watch the video closely to see if the King’s suit is actually 100% waterproof, or if he is just British-ly pretending not to be wet.

The Subtextual Smackdown

While the President mostly stuck to his........

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