In his holiday message to his wife, Donald says what’s in his heart (such as it is):

To My Dearest (the -est should be taken with a grain of salt, which my doctor has repeatedly advised me to cut back on).

First of all, I want to tell you that I love you (as much as I am capable of loving anyone who is not a blood relative).

I feel lucky to have you to share my life with (though not my bedroom).

I also feel extremely fortunate that you’re the mother of my son (alright, our son, though he looks more like me).

I adore the life we lead (especially since you lead........

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