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When is a Post Opinion not a Post Opinion?

The Washington Post recently published two op-eds by Scott Greer, “a writer who years ago expressed racist and antisemitic views for an online...

18.06.2026 10

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J.D. Vance versus The View

Vice President J.D. Vance went on The View Tuesday morning in the vain hope of talking about his new faith-focused book, Communion. Instead, he found...

18.06.2026 6

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The future of the Trump-rebranded institutions lies in court

Since Donald Trump retook office in January 2025, Washington has experienced significant upheaval in its institutions. The United States Institute of...

13.06.2026 10

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HelloFresh’s stomach-churning Pride ad

HelloFresh is a popular food-delivery service that has simplified home cooking with its pre-prepared ingredients. Yet this month, Pride Month, the...

11.06.2026 10

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Five suggestions for new 60 Minutes hosts

Starting a new job is never easy, but Nick Bilton, the new executive producer of 60 Minutes, has had an extra rough first two weeks after firing...

06.06.2026 10

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PETA wants to replace K-9 units with tactical robots

Picture this: you’re walking down the sidewalk on a bright summer’s day. A K-9 patrol vehicle parks nearby – and instead of a dog getting out of...

05.06.2026 10

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Andy Ogles goes both ways: congressman flip-flops on ‘homosexuality’ post

Andy Ogles, a Republican congressman from Tennessee, chose an unorthodox way to mark Pride month yesterday: by tweeting, “Homosexuality has no place...

04.06.2026 20

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Trump endorses AWOL congressman Tom Kean Jr.

Today is a big day for the 2026 midterm season, with primaries in California, Iowa, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico and South Dakota. While the...

02.06.2026 10

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Can you put on a ‘nonpartisan’ concert in Trump’s Washington?

Cockburn steeled himself Wednesday after a press release from the Trump administration’s “Freedom 250” plopped into his inbox. The missive...

01.06.2026 10

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Tom Steyer should hire a financial advisor

Tom Steyer spent $340 million of his own money on a failed 2020 run for president – and judging by his standing in the California governor’s race,...

29.05.2026 20

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Trump or Hochul: who knows ball?

The New York Knicks clinched an NBA championship spot Monday – and President Trump shared his excitement over his home team’s progress and his...

28.05.2026 20

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RFK is America’s top witch doctor

Fears are mounting about the possibility of a global Ebola outbreak. The CDC has already initiated various containment measures, including redirecting...

27.05.2026 10

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President Trump won’t attend his son’s destination wedding

Cockburn isn’t the only one heading to the Bahamas this weekend. So is Donald Trump Jr. – to get married to Bettina Anderson in a private ceremony...

23.05.2026 10

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Donald’s ballroom blitz

“This is Greek… more or less… it comes out of Greece… this is the ultimate facade for Greece.” Donald Trump is wielding a blown-up graphical...

20.05.2026 10

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Trump insults are getting lazier – thanks to AI!

President Trump sent off another flurry of Truth Social posts this morning, featuring Iranian fighter jets being zapped by lasers, mock-ups of a new...

14.05.2026 20

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WATCH: Keir Starmer declares himself a ‘gooner’

They say being honest in the face of adversity can help save your neck. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer this afternoon proudly told the House of...

14.05.2026 20

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Trump LIVs it up

Could this be the most “Trump” event to appear on the White House daily schedule yet? THE PRESIDENT participates in a LIV Golf Dinner Sterling,...

09.05.2026 20

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Does Abigail Spanberger want you to be fat and crazy?

Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis coined the phrase “laboratories of democracy” to describe how individual states could act as test cases for...

05.05.2026 20

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A royal reunion

Oh don’t go giving him more ideas. President Trump is hosting King Charles III in Washington today – the first state visit by a King of England...

29.04.2026 20

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The White House Correspondents’ Dinner that wasn’t

Well, that was odd. Cockburn spent Saturday evening at the Substack party, hosted at the Renwick Gallery next door to the White House. Non-alcoholic...

28.04.2026 30

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Julia Varvaro did nothing wrong

Even by Washington’s sordid standards, this has been a particularly grubby week. Things kicked off with the departure of vacation queen and Josh...

25.04.2026 20

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Congress’s #MeToo 2.0

It’s knives-out season for Capitol Hill creeps. After Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzales were forced to resign their congressional seats following...

22.04.2026 20

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Watch: Meghan says she was ‘the most trolled person in the entire world’

They say that the clue is in the name, but with Meghan the first two letters give the game away: me. The Duchess of Sussex is staying true to form by...

17.04.2026 10

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Mary Vought exits as Heritage comms chief… for $500k payout: source

Another high-profile departure at the Heritage Foundation: Mary Vought, who served as the think tank’s VP of strategic communications, bids adieu...

15.04.2026 30

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Swalwell sexual assault accusations detonate California governor’s race

Is it Swal-over for Swalwell? Congressman Eric Swalwell – the longtime anti-Trump crusader, MS Now and CNN mainstay, and a leading candidate in the...

12.04.2026 20

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Ivanka Trump’s hustle grindset

Ivanka Trump gave a rare interview yesterday, appearing on the Diary of a CEO podcast. The show, hosted by the British entrepreneur Steven...

11.04.2026 30

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DC’s rat genocide

Like Amsterdam, like New York City, Washington is a rat city. Old buildings and moisture create the conditions for them to thrive. Rats provide the...

03.04.2026 30

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility, Bryon Noem!

Kristi Noem has just started her new role as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. She might need even more protection than a mere shield....

01.04.2026 20

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Iranian hackers breach the gates of Kash’s Valhalla

“See you in Valhalla” is how Kash Patel said farewell to Charlie Kirk. Unfortunately, it now seems that Patel’s own sanctum has now been...

29.03.2026 50

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What do the White House’s cryptic X videos mean?

The White House X account has won notoriety as a coven of young memesters scandalizing the nation. There have been meme images of leading Democrats...

28.03.2026 30

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The Loomer-Levin love-in

Joe Kent has been making the rounds since resigning as director of the National Counterterrorism Center over America’s involvement in the Iran...

28.03.2026 30

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Welcome to All Kings Day

King Charles III is planning a state visit to Washington DC next month. He is rumored to be staying at the White House, attending a state dinner and...

26.03.2026 30

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Last waltz for Trump’s Hungarian friends?

Walking by Hungary’s immense neo-Gothic parliament building in Budapest’s Kossuth Square, one of Cockburn’s travelling companions sidles up to...

22.03.2026 30

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Chuck Norris’s paper tigers

Cockburn is saddened to hear of Chuck Norris’s death, aged 86. He was an action star of the 1980s, a top meme of the 2000s – and an outspoken...

22.03.2026 30

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Iran’s first gayatollah?

Something queer’s afoot in the Islamic Republic. As Mojtaba Khamenei was announced as Iran’s new Supreme Leader last week, reports emerged that...

17.03.2026 30

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What will the FBI learn in their UFC fighter seminar?

As the FBI investigates two potential terror attacks on US soil, the bureau’s director Kash Patel has been racking his brain for better ways to...

15.03.2026 40

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Is Trump turning GOP succession into The Apprentice?

At a private dinner with two dozen donors, President Trump surveyed the room and asked which candidate they would choose to follow him in leading...

11.03.2026 30

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The short attention-span war

It’s day seven of “Operation Epic Fury” – and the White House is posting through it. The war in Iran that Team Trump wants to show us is...

06.03.2026 40

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President Trump’s game of telephone

How are you “monitoring the situation,” four days into the joint US-Israeli offensive against Iran? Our Commander-in-Chief has adopted an...

04.03.2026 30

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Why does Trump love Zohran so much?

Mayor Zohran Mamdani met Trump in the Oval Office yesterday to pitch a huge New York City housing initiative – and secure the release of a Columbia...

28.02.2026 40

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Lauren Boebert’s sneaky texts derail Hillary’s Epstein deposition

Hillary Clinton and her husband Bill austerely complied with a House Oversight Committee subpoena in order to explain their ties to disgraced...

27.02.2026 30

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Donald Trump is the original Kick streamer

President Trump will deliver the first State of the Union address of his second term tonight – and the White House social media team want to whet...

25.02.2026 30

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James Fishback’s OnlyFans parley

Underdog candidate for Florida governor James Fishback went face-to-camera to pitch his 50 percent income tax for OnlyFans creators last month. It...

21.02.2026 20

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Obama late on the late Jesse Jackson

So farewell then, Reverend Jesse Jackson. The civil-rights hero and two-time Democratic presidential candidate died this morning, aged 84. Given his...

18.02.2026 40

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Libbing out with Alan Dershowitz at the ‘Sammies’

Usually, the panel section of a black-tie awards dinner is the least lively part of the evening. Honorees praise and agree with each other,...

15.02.2026 30

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Has Donald Trump succumbed to Trump Derangement Syndrome? 

16.12.2025 30

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