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Starmer’s long goodbye

The slow political death of Sir Keir Starmer continued again today. Westminster must increasingly resemble a torture chamber for the Prime Minister....

yesterday 7

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Madeline Grant

America / British Ambassador torpedoes King’s state visit

Oh dear. Just when you thought a British ambassador to the US couldn’t possibly cause any more grief for Sir Keir Starmer, enter Christian Turner....

yesterday 8

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Steerpike

Why Hannah Spencer is ‘uneasy’ about alcohol

I think the best and most succinct description of the Green party was Tim Stanley’s ‘Stalin with a nose ring’. It gives a nod to the witless...

yesterday 5

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Rod Liddle

Watch: Morgan McSweeney’s mea culpa

It’s a blockbuster day in parliament today. To kick things off, we had Philip Barton up pleading ignorance; to close the proceedings tonight we have...

yesterday 5

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Steerpike

Drug deaths would only rise under PM Polanski

Yesterday, Zack Polanski told Sky News that ‘the war on drugs has clearly failed over and over again. In fact we have the highest drug deaths in...

yesterday 7

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John Power

‘Back to Petroleum’ has paid off for BP

If the energy giant BP’s change of direction over the last year could be summed up in a single phrase, it would be ‘Back to Petroleum’. It has...

yesterday 7

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Matthew Lynn

Ex-mandarin eviscerates PM’s claims on Mandy appointment

Whooooo remembers Sir Philip Barton? The lifelong diplomat spent an inglorious four and a half years in charge of the Foreign Office, most memorably...

yesterday 6

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Steerpike

This is no way to stop the scourge of shoplifting

The ‘tide may be turning’ on shoplifting according to our ever-hopeful Prime Minister – despite the fact shoplifting offences have soared by 133...

yesterday 5

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Ameer Kotecha

Hereditaries gear up for last hurrah

So. Farewell then to the last hereditary peers. Today marks the last day in parliament for most of the small rump who avoided Tony Blair’s purge in...

yesterday 6

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Steerpike

Moral virtue / The insufferable saintliness of Labour MPs

It is a part of the human lot that we lug about feelings of doubt, regret and guilt. We carry our sins about like suitcases. Well, okay, maybe not...

yesterday 7

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Gareth Roberts

London should ban the naked bike ride

If I walked over Westminster Bridge in my birthday suit, I would almost certainly be arrested. And yet, for some inexplicable reason, thousands of...

yesterday 7

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James Hanson

Any other business / People need to calm down about Nigel Farage’s bitcoin wheeze

There’s a Tube strike in the old-fashioned style as I write – and you’ll understand the irritation, mine and that of restaurateurs across...

yesterday 9

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Martin Vander Weyer

Notes on... / The joy of liquorice

‘I’ll swap you two of my rolls for three of your spogs.’ That was the sort of thing you’d hear round the tuckshop in morning break when we...

yesterday 7

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Peter bear

Author’s notebook / The unlikely link between Nuremberg and The Devil Wears Prada

In the aftermath of Peter Magyar’s victory in Hungary, while I watch people dancing in the streets as they celebrate Viktor Orban’s dramatic...

yesterday 7

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Natalie livingstone

Any other business / People need to calm down about Nigel Farage’s bitcoin wheeze

There’s a Tube strike in the old-fashioned style as I write – and you’ll understand the irritation, mine and that of restaurateurs across...

yesterday 7

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Martin Vander Weyer

Waitrose must leave bad taste in the Eighties

Should you visit your local Waitrose store this week – and hope you don’t witness an altercation between a shoplifter and a member of staff about...

yesterday 8

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Alexander Larman

Finland’s sad secret to happiness

In recent years it’s become a hackneyed truism that Nordic nations have found the key to happiness. The Danes, who often take first place in global...

yesterday 6

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Patrick West

How the Rolling Stones keep rocking

The Rolling Stones’ resilience is hard to get one’s head around. In a world of fleeting cultural phenomena, they just keep going… and going…...

yesterday 5

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Philip Patrick

Lawfare poses a grave risk to Britain’s military

The United Kingdom’s armed forces have long made an indispensable contribution to the defense of the free world. They are widely respected for their...

yesterday 5

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David Petraeus

My Chernobyl holiday

My Chernobyl holiday

There are few things that look sadder than an abandoned football ground. I spent longer than I meant to sitting on a decaying bench looking out...

yesterday 6

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Rob Crossan

What Harry and Meghan don’t get about royal visits

What Harry and Meghan don’t get about royal visits

King Charles III’s state visit to Washington this week is the monarchy executing its core diplomatic function with precision and dignity. In Donald...

yesterday 8

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Lee Cohen

The targeting of Trump tells its own tale

“I can’t imagine that there’s any profession that is more dangerous,” Donald Trump told reporters just hours after the shooting incident at...

yesterday 7

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Jawad Iqbal

Pit stop / Is barbecue a noun or a verb?

Pit stop / Is barbecue a noun or a verb?

Memorial Day is approaching, the traditional kickoff for the American barbecue season – or for grilling season, depending on where you are in the...

yesterday 7

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Robert f. moss

Color blind / Farewell to America’s artificial food dyes

Color blind / Farewell to America’s artificial food dyes

Start saying your goodbyes, America. Tartrazine-tinted pickles, oranges with a Citrus Red No. 2 spray tan and maraschino cherries glowing with...

yesterday 5

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Jane Stannus

Crowning glory / Why Donald Trump won’t embarrass the royals

Crowning glory / Why Donald Trump won’t embarrass the royals

Robert Hardman has narrated this article for you to listen to. Elizabeth II was never particularly enthusiastic about birthdays. They were a good...

yesterday 6

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Robert Hardman

The decline of the royal biography

About a decade ago, with my writing career going nowhere fast, I received some savvy advice from my then-literary agent. “Write about the royal...

yesterday 6

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Alexander Larman

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner that wasn’t

Well, that was odd. Cockburn spent Saturday evening at the Substack party, hosted at the Renwick Gallery next door to the White House. Non-alcoholic...

yesterday 7

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Cockburn

How we all become numb

These nights, sleep won’t take me. Thirty-one weeks pregnant, I’m too big to ever be comfortable. I toss; I turn; I move to the guest room in the...

yesterday 5

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Katherine Dee

Why America still longs for monarchy

Even when he’s not visiting the United States, King Charles III might occasionally daydream about what his reign would be like today if things had...

yesterday 6

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Daniel Mccarthy

Why is Rachel Reeves flirting with rent controls?

Rachel Reeves may have lost the plot. The Guardian reports that the Chancellor is considering a one-year rent freeze on private-sector flats and...

previous day 5

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Michael Simmons

What is the argument for keeping Keir Starmer?

For something that’s apparently only a ‘desperate political stunt’, Keir Starmer is taking the looming vote on whether to refer him to the...

previous day 7

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Isabel Hardman

Is this what Lord Hermer really thinks about Britain?

Just when things couldn’t get much worse for Keir Starmer’s premiership, they have. Last week the Telegraph exposed Lord Hermer’s continued...

previous day 8

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Andrew Tettenborn

Why America still longs for monarchy

Even when he’s not visiting the United States, King Charles III might occasionally daydream about what his reign would be like today if things had...

previous day 8

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Daniel Mccarthy

Soft left to ‘soft launch’ programme

It’s that time of year again. Spring is sprung and that means another bad set of local elections for an unpopular incumbent government. Cue much...

previous day 8

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Steerpike

What a tip / Gordon Ramsay and the tyranny of the restaurant service charge

The news that Gordon Ramsay – that most self-publicising of restaurateurs – has increased service charges at his Lucky Cat restaurant in the City...

previous day 10

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Alexander Larman

Politics is making us more unhealthy

Wes Streeting has said women have been treated like ‘second-class citizens whose voices don’t matter’. ‘The blunt reality is the NHS is...

previous day 8

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Druin Burch

Trump must up the pressure if he wants to win against Iran

President Donald Trump cancelled a planned trip to Islamabad by his envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner over the weekend. The move followed the...

previous day 7

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Jonathan Spyer

The allure of bullfighting

For the six days in April, the Maestranza ring in Seville is the centre of the bullfighting world. During one of the traditional corrida, Spain’s...

previous day 1

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Mike Jakeman

A social media ban for kids puts all our privacy at risk

This week parliament will attempt to conclude legislation allowing the government to ban young people from social media. It’s taken weeks of...

previous day 3

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Maya thomas

Oxford’s grand new building reveals the university’s misplaced priorities

The Schwarzman Centre for the Humanities in Oxford is well and truly open; there was an Open Day this weekend. It’s the product of a big donation of...

previous day 8

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Melanie McDonagh

Book publishers must fight back against AI

AI writing is God-awful. It appears intelligent at first glance, empty at second. It possesses the insufferable buoyancy of a holiday rep. It offers...

previous day 5

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Ioan Marc Jones

Diary / Why is a chatbot deciding what books our children read?

A school in Greater Manchester has stripped 193 books from its library because they are ‘inappropriate’, liable to upset pupils and thus a...

previous day 9

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Peter James

Real life / Americans think they want the ‘real Ireland’. They don’t

As the first Americans of the season got out of their car I scrunched up my face and groaned. ‘They’re all like that, remember?’ said the...

previous day 9

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Melissa Kite

Independents’ day / How Gaza became one of the biggest issues of the local elections

As Tony Blair contested a third election in 2005, the Labour government’s popularity was in tatters. The divisions in the country were running deep,...

previous day 8

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Robin Simcox

Diary / Why is a chatbot deciding what books our children read?

A school in Greater Manchester has stripped 193 books from its library because they are ‘inappropriate’, liable to upset pupils and thus a...

previous day 10

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Peter James

Disunited States / The targeting of Trump tells its own tale

“I can’t imagine that there’s any profession that is more dangerous,” Donald Trump told reporters just hours after the shooting incident at...

previous day 8

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Jawad Iqbal

Britain has a Prime Minister problem

I wrote not all that long ago about this disconcerting situation we’re in where the only news story the Prime Minister seems capable of generating...

previous day 8

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Sam Leith

Net zero and the myth of German efficiency

Losing one energy source may be misfortune. Losing two is carelessness. And losing three is alarming if you’re the world’s third biggest...

previous day 8

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Leon Mangasarian

I hate gastropubs

The Eagle in Farringdon used to be next door to the old Guardian offices. I remember eating there back in the early 1990s, when it...

previous day 10

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Julie Bindel

London’s dystopian ‘cocoon’ hotels

Before the cocoon I had never met a hotel I didn’t like. I thought all hotels were interesting. There was the hostel in the walls of old...

previous day 10

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Tanya Gold