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Sketch / On assisted dying, sense prevailed

Sequels to horror films can be a mixed bag. Some become classics in their own right, others fall into the category of things better left forgotten....

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Madeline Grant

On assisted dying, sense prevailed

On assisted dying, sense prevailed

Sequels to horror films can be a mixed bag. Some become classics in their own right, others fall into the category of things better left forgotten....

saturday 10

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Madeline Grant

Andy Burnham resembled an extreme train enthusiast at PMQs

Today was Andy Burnham’s second Prime Minister’s Questions and also his last one for five weeks. The mini-recess for the extended exercise in...

09.09.2026 10

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Why has John Healey started speaking like Confucius?

John Healey had been sent to Coventry, something he will have to get used to after his budget next month, at least if he ever intends to use any form...

07.09.2026 10

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Reform conference has an air of unreality

It hasn’t been a glittering 24 hours for Reform UK. To lose one senior official might be regarded as misfortune etc. However there was no sense of...

05.09.2026 20

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Andy Burnham is a Liz Truss tribute act

There was a cautious cheer for Andy Burnham as he stood up for his first PMQs. MPs were perhaps cautious of a repeat of the day before when Burnham...

02.09.2026 10

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Andy Burnham’s ‘triple helix’ is bizarre, meaningless guff

Andy Burnham was at the government despatch box for the first time in nearly 17 years, having had the sort of carefree summer that one would normally...

02.09.2026 10

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Culture / Bond’s identity crisis mirrors Britain’s

Madeline Grant has narrated this article for you to listen to. Sometimes I wake up in the night disturbed by dreams of James Bond. Surely, you might...

22.08.2026 20

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The Victorian moralising of the Home Office’s migrant rape advice

The legacy of the Victorians is everywhere; we depend on them for our sewage disposal, our railway networks, much of our infrastructure and housing...

20.08.2026 20

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Culture / Bond’s identity crisis mirrors Britain’s

Sometimes I wake up in the night disturbed by dreams of James Bond. Surely, you might say, that’s the point of him; a man of such raw sex appeal...

20.08.2026 20

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Reform / What Clacton taught us about Nigel Farage’s path to power

The Clacton by-election was finally over. Even by the standards of August news stories, it had grown pretty stale pretty quickly. The result was never...

15.08.2026 20

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What Clacton taught us about Nigel Farage’s path to power

The Clacton by-election was finally over. Even by the standards of August news stories, it had grown pretty stale pretty quickly. The result was never...

14.08.2026 20

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Religion / Project Spire is the Church of England’s Chagos deal

The Church of England can always be relied upon to walk into a room just as everybody else is leaving. The question of whether we have reached ‘peak...

07.08.2026 40

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Kehinde Andrews is the Hiroo Onoda of the Jason Arday saga

Summer is a time for fleeting joys. Be it friendships, romances or hilarious stories about charlatan academics at the University of Cambridge: these...

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Religion / Why is the C of E still devoted to woke?

The Church of England can always be relied upon to walk into a room just as everybody else is leaving. The question of whether we have reached ‘peak...

06.08.2026 30

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It’s the ideology, stupid

What do Nigel Farage, gender-critical feminism, masculinity, generalised homophobia and GB News have in common? All have been blamed in the past week...

31.07.2026 30

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It’s amazing how far Burnham has got by not being Keir Starmer

It’s amazing how far a prime minister can get just by not being Keir Starmer. There’s considerable political success to be had in simply reversing...

29.07.2026 30

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Mr. Burnham, put on a suit and tie

A brass fanfare; a wide establishing shot of five men in three-piece suits, seated in a library of leather-bound tomes – this is Harold Macmillan...

25.07.2026 30

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I’m so glad that Big Ange is back

Big Ange is back. From a sketchwriter’s point of view I have to say that this is marvellous news. Rayner is actually an exceptionally old-fashioned...

25.07.2026 30

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What is the point of the Lib Dems?

The Liberal Democrat party of Russia and the Liberal Democrat party of the United Kingdom are not, on the face of it, natural bedfellows. Google...

24.07.2026 30

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Formal warning / Put on a suit and tie, Prime Minister

A brass fanfare; a wide establishing shot of five men in three-piece suits, seated in a library of leather-bound tomes – this is Harold Macmillan...

23.07.2026 20

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Labour party / Burnham’s coronation speech was sub-Disney schmaltz

As coronations go, this was a particularly flat one. Instead of Zadok the Priest we were treated to New Order. To nobody’s surprise Andy Burnham was...

18.07.2026 20

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Burnham’s coronation speech was sub-Disney schmaltz

As coronations go, this was a particularly flat one. Instead of Zadok the Priest we were treated to New Order. To nobody’s surprise Andy Burnham was...

17.07.2026 20

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Keir Starmer’s biggest problem was always right behind him at PMQs

‘You’ll miss him when he’s gone!’ Lots of people have said this to me. It’s true I have had the dubious privilege of sketching Sir Keir...

15.07.2026 30

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The terminally mediocre were on full display at DPMQs

Sir Keir Starmer was away this week. Nothing new there of course; indeed, it seems the thing which will change least when he finally leaves No 10 will...

08.07.2026 30

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Farage versus the world

He probably won’t want to hear this but there is an air of General De Gaulle about Nigel Farage. De Gaulle came to define French politics through a...

07.07.2026 30

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Did anyone vet Big Ange’s LBC love-in?

‘What’s Big Ange up to?’ was a question Sir Keir Starmer had to ask himself basically every day of his premiership. The fact that the bigger...

06.07.2026 30

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Starmer’s Wile E Coyote defence spin

The Prime Minister began today’s PMQs by wishing a ‘happy 78th birthday’ to the NHS. This is the sort of weird, abstract and inanimate thing he...

01.07.2026 30

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DIP / Will Starmer’s last defender please turn out the lights

There are still people out there – with access to the full gamut of unblunted cutlery – who maintain that Sir Keir Starmer is one of the great...

01.07.2026 30

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Andy Burnham’s tragic Blairite tribute act

‘What a fitting venue to be sat in – The People’s History Museum’. So began the introduction to Andy Burnham’s great descent from Mount...

29.06.2026 30

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Parliament has become dangerously mawkish

Parliament always has an otherworldly feel; it’s a world of gothic crenelations, of specialised language, of deliberate artifice. But something even...

26.06.2026 30

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Kemi Badenoch will miss skewering Starmer at PMQs

The end of Sir Keir’s premiership, and especially his last few PMQs, was always going to be less of a swansong and more a prolonged squeal. The...

24.06.2026 30

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The truth about Keir Starmer’s legacy

It was when Keir Starmer claimed never to have had a dream that I knew we were dealing with potentially one of the funniest prime ministers the nation...

23.06.2026 30

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The truth about Keir Starmer’s legacy

It was when Keir Starmer claimed never to have had a dream that I knew we were dealing with potentially one of the funniest prime ministers the nation...

22.06.2026 40

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Labour are heading for a catastrophic collision with reality

In the giddy rush to announce yet another ‘New Chapter’ in British politics – whose chapters these days seem to be about as lengthy and serious...

19.06.2026 20

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I know the perfect two words to describe this zombie parliament

This parliament still has, potentially, three whole years to run, and yet it already feels zombified. Each week it goes through the motions, the same...

17.06.2026 30

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Keir Starmer can’t keep deluding himself about two-tier policing

The House of Commons these days is hardly an inspiring place. There can be little denying that it is a shadow of the debating arena it was in the...

03.06.2026 30

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The desperate sycophancy of Mandy’s campaign for the Oxford chancellorship

After months of back and forth, today the government finally released the latest tranche of the Mandy documents, which have become their own spin-off...

02.06.2026 30

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Is Nicola Sturgeon the least curious woman on the planet?

Peter Murrell is a strangely shiny man. He has the air of an undertaker who’s been siphoning off the corpse lacquer to use on his own face. The...

26.05.2026 40

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Andy Burnham’s faux insurgent act fools no one

Today, in what will doubtless be just the first of many irritations inflicted on the unfortunate people of Makerfield, Labour launched their...

22.05.2026 30

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Keir Starmer is resigned to resigning

Has Sir Keir Starmer already checked out? There was a strange atmosphere in the House of Commons today. A sort of calm in the eye of the storm...

20.05.2026 30

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Labour has bequeathed us a summer of nonsense

The Great North summit sounds like it should have been a peace conference attended by Peter the Great. Instead, it is actually a talking shop attended...

18.05.2026 30

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Culture / What the Two Fat Ladies taught us about Britain

‘Grab that crab, Clarissa!/ Eat that meat, Jennifer!’ It was with these words – the start of their self-sung theme tune – that Two Fat Ladies...

18.05.2026 30

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Culture / What the Two Fat Ladies taught us about Britain

‘Grab that crab, Clarissa!/ Eat that meat, Jennifer!’ It was with these words – the start of their self-sung theme tune – that Two Fat Ladies...

18.05.2026 40

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What the Two Fat Ladies taught us about Britain

‘Grab that crab, Clarissa!/ Eat that meat, Jennifer!’ It was with these words – the start of their self-sung theme tune – that Two Fat Ladies...

16.05.2026 40

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Culture / What the Two Fat Ladies taught us about Britain

‘Grab that crab, Clarissa!/ Eat that meat, Jennifer!’ It was with these words – the start of their self-sung theme tune – that Two Fat Ladies...

15.05.2026 40

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Starmer is finally enjoying being Prime Minister

One of the traditions of the state opening of Parliament is that the Yeomen of the Guard search the cellars of the Palace of Westminster for evidence...

13.05.2026 30

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Keir Starmer’s ‘reset’ was just more slop

I wish I’d invested in podiums back in the day. They have become a fixture of British politics of late, a symbol of the chaos and incompetence that...

11.05.2026 30

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Is it time to start feeling sorry for Keir Starmer?

In fairness to Keir Starmer, it took some nerve to turn up and tell deflated Labour candidates what had gone wrong at the local elections when even...

08.05.2026 30

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Mockery is the best way to engage with Zack Polanski

Oh dear, it’s all looking a bit glum for Zack Polanski. A string of headlines about both him and his party has been less than flattering. It’s...

06.05.2026 30

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