menu_open Columnists
Julie Burchill

Julie Burchill

New Statesman

We use cookies to provide some features and experiences in QOSHE

More information  .  Close

Donald Trump and the decay of left-wing thought

Donald Trump and the decay of left-wing thought
previous day 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Harry, the Lost Boy, is still frozen in astonished aspic

Harry, the Lost Boy, is still frozen in astonished aspic
23.01.2025 40

iNews

Julie Burchill

Madoc / Neil Gaiman and the misogyny of the geeks

Madoc /					 													 						Neil Gaiman and the misogyny of the geeks
20.01.2025 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

What James Watt gets wrong about work-shy Britain

What James Watt gets wrong about work-shy Britain
18.01.2025 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

I am facing a future in a wheelchair

I am facing a future in a wheelchair
17.01.2025 20

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Rovers rebuke / What happened to Corrie?

Rovers rebuke /					 													 						What happened to Corrie?
14.01.2025 20

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

I’m told I may never walk again, but it’s made me appreciate everything I've done

I’m told I may never walk again, but it’s made me appreciate everything I've done
10.01.2025 90

iNews

Julie Burchill

Thanks to Keir Starmer we're about to see what a class war really looks like

On realising that we were stuck with Keir Starmer for the next five years, I cast around to find something about him which I could like, as I’m...

29.12.2024 10

iNews

Julie Burchill

Most-read 2024: Can Meghan and Harry stoop any lower?

We’re closing 2024 by republishing our five most-read articles of the year. Here’s No. 5: Julie Burchill’s article from December on Meghan and...

27.12.2024 40

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Books / Modern-day ghosts: Haunted Tales, by Adam Macqueen, reviewed

I don’t approve of ghosts, from the sublime (I generally just mouth the words ‘Holy Ghost’ in church, as I don’t want to pledge allegiance...

24.12.2024 9

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Can Meghan and Harry stoop any lower?

Looking back on the Queen’s 1992 ‘annus horribilis’, the events involved – though surprising at the time – seem almost staid now. The wife...

05.12.2024 8

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Is this the end for the luxury believers?

I’m not the biggest Donald Trump fan, so I surprised myself by being pleased when he won the American election so conclusively. There was a...

02.12.2024 4

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

The Groucho Club died years ago

On hearing that the Groucho Club has been closed after the Metropolitan Police alleged ‘a recent serious criminal offence’, I felt a shiver of...

29.11.2024 20

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Playground police / In defence of trolls

It’s not just that the lunatics – sorry, ‘neuro-diverse’ – have taken over the asylum. They’ve taken over the asylum and started walking...

26.11.2024 9

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Is there any escape from Olivia Colman?

I still remember the day when, as an adult in my twenties, I was informed by a well-wisher that Aslan from The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe was...

23.11.2024 5

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Paradise / Hotels are good for the soul

I love hotels. Growing up, my family never stayed in them (we were poor but we were honest, M’Lud). Instead we went to Butlin’s, sharing a tiny...

15.11.2024 5

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

I listened to a solid week of Woman’s Hour…

I was a weird kid, and though I harboured the usual innocent girlish ambitions of being a drug fiend and having sex with pop stars, I also nursed a...

14.11.2024 2

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

The triumph of Mr and Mrs Badenoch

When we used to think of Tory marriages, we mostly thought of when they went horribly wrong – when the Honourable Member was caught with his...

09.11.2024 4

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

An audacious and daredevil band: the Surfrajettes reviewed

For most people – once Brian Wilson had turned his back on the sea and started off down the lonely road to genius – surf music means either (or...

07.11.2024 1

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

I've made a career of being nasty - I recommend it

In a couple of years time, when I’m 67, I’ll have been a journalist for a cool half a century. This makes me feel immensely fortunate for two...

03.11.2024 4

iNews

Julie Burchill

The Women’s Equality Party deserves its fate

Of all the grotesque modern types who cast a silly-yet-sinister shadow over the dog-days of Western civilisation – the Queers for Palestine, the...

01.11.2024 6

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Man overboard / Where are the small boat babes?

Realising that I was one of only two non-Polish women while partying with the youngsters from my local Pizza Express – my home-from-home for a...

28.10.2024 20

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

I've been a chronic attention seeker for decades - now I'm asking myself why

In an interview with The Times this week, I was pleased to read that Vanessa Feltz happily admits to being an attention-seeker: “Feltz is...

20.10.2024 3

iNews

Julie Burchill

Nepo babies will never know the joy of making it on their own

Did you know that Bruce Springsteen’s son, Sam, is a fireman? Fireman Sam Springsteen. It sounds like a joke, but it’s not. Good on Sam: the child...

20.10.2024 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Fat chance / Obesity will soon be history

I’ve just seen a graph which surprised me only slightly less than one might which showed that the majority of people in the UK thought that Keir...

07.10.2024 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Cast Away / The void at the heart of Phillip Schofield

I’ve always found the word ‘presenting’ – as in TV presenting – somewhat comical. It’s such a giveaway. In theory, the presenter is...

30.09.2024 4

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

How university campuses turned into soft play centres for adults

Freshers’ Week. It sounds so appealing, even to an uneducated counter-jumper like me who finds the word ‘uni’ so repellent that it’s right up...

21.09.2024 20

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

The truth about Jeremy Kyle

The inquest into the death of Steve Dymond, the unfortunate man who was found dead a week after his appearance on the Jeremy Kyle Show in 2019,...

10.09.2024 6

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Losing my teeth has changed my opinion of wine

One night in May, I drank until I became insensible (six bourbon-based cocktails in half an hour) after which I fell on my face and took out four...

08.09.2024 10

iNews

Julie Burchill

When doctors have a dark side

We’re quite happy to think badly of most professions. The corrupt politician, the sleazy hack, the bent copper and the vain actor are all...

07.09.2024 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Oasis’s reunion is a moment of joy – but I won’t be buying tickets

As someone who was around pop stars from a very young age, I’m not inclined to get over-excited about them. I learnt to play it cool the day the...

31.08.2024 2

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Beware the celebrity booze merchants

There are quite a few ‘theories’ (what the middle classes call gossip nowadays) about why Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have sundered their union...

30.08.2024 4

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Don't let Keir Starmer ruin the Oasis reunion

There are several occasions when one wants to send a heartfelt, silent prayer to a political leader. “Please don’t start a nuclear war…”...

29.08.2024 2

iNews

Julie Burchill

Got a boring friend? Turn them into a foe!

Apparently Melanie Brown and Geri Horner Halliwell, late of the Spice Girls, have fallen out – again. A recent MailOnline report claims: “Geri...

23.08.2024 3

iNews

Julie Burchill

Reginald D. Hunter and the cowardice of the comedy class

The brave clown who speaks the truth and shames the devil is a showbiz tradition, from Charlie Chaplin to Lenny Bruce. The comedian more than any...

17.08.2024 3

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

I kissed a girl / What happened to ‘lesbians’?

The elegant, serpentine word ‘lesbian’ had a place in the sun only briefly. In the first real novel about lesbianism, 1928’s The Well Of...

06.08.2024 3

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

It suits me just fine / How I got boring

I was in S&M relationships from my teenage years to somewhere in my naughty forties. Why did I go in for such strange antics? Damned if I know. Is...

29.07.2024 3

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Books / The power of the brown American diva

‘Please don’t let this be a scolding!’ I thought as I moved past this book’s tempting title to read the author’s bio, noting that she is...

29.07.2024 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Sour note / The trouble with Adele

I remember a time when I didn’t object to Adele. Working-class in the increasingly posh world of popular music, always pretty but not a glamour...

27.07.2024 3

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Joe Biden and the truth about old age

Observing the tremulous travails of Joe Biden, I reflected that we’re in two minds about old age. On one hand we pay stiff-upper-lip-service to...

20.07.2024 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

My word / Don’t let the syntaxidermists ruin language

The pop star Sam Smith appears not only to have a magic mirror which affirms that he’s stunning and brave, but also that he’s a lovely little...

19.07.2024 20

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

Labour’s sinister record on trans rights

There’s a funny saying the Cockneys have to describe something ghastly coming in the wake of something lovely: ‘After the Lord Mayor’s...

12.07.2024 10

The Spectator

Julie Burchill

In praise of age-gap relationships

Anne Hathaway’s latest film, The Idea of You, has become Amazon’s most-streamed rom com, causing me to reflect that Hollywood’s young man/older...

10.07.2024 4

The Spectator

Julie Burchill