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Well, it’s official: Sen. Mitch McConnell’s condition has gotten to Dianne Feinstein levels of worrisome.

Not that it wasn’t already worrisome in its own way, mind you. The former Senate Republican caucus leader had already been in the hospital for three months under worrying circumstances, which we were assured were a fall at home followed by complications. He posted a message to X — or someone posted it for him, anyway — which attributed it to anything but being mentally asleep at the wheel.

“Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June. I’m really looking forward to being back on the Senate floor and seeing my colleagues,” McConnell said in an X post Monday.

“My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier. I’m still not quite back to 100%, but I’ve assured Leader [John] Thune that, as I continue with physical therapy on the advice of my doctors, I will do my best to be present for tough votes when our Conference needs me.”

He went on to prove that he was being totally, 100 percent accurate in his appraisal of his capacities (and that he had indeed appraised them himself,........

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