RON HART: Trump To China, China To Trump — We Love You Long Time

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“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they’d never expect it.” – Jack Handey in “Deep Thoughts”

In a spectacular ceremony at Beijing’s Great Hall of the People, President Trump received an extravagant welcome to China last week. China is 6,500 miles from the USA and is protected by its military. China represents our largest adversarial army, navy and intel operatives. It is also the safest place President Trump has been in two years.

Chinese state media handled the visit carefully. Their coverage portrayed Trump with the cautious respect normally reserved for a live tiger wandering through a fraternity party. Trump had just come from a hunting trip in the U.S. where he killed more RHINOs than any president since Teddy Roosevelt. (RELATED: Does China Have The Upper Hand?)

Chinese citizens watching the visit seemed fascinated. In China, political leaders traditionally project restraint and discipline. Suddenly here comes Trump, red tie flapping in the wind, speaking entirely in capital letters, and free-associating through international diplomacy like a........

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