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Robert Mcneil

Herald Scotland

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So 'wonky' Gregory's Girl actors were so gritty they had to be dubbed for non-Jocks?

Each week, the self-righteous and highly judgmental journalist Rab McNeil puts one of the country's weel-kent creations, names or faces under close...

20.10.2025 5

Herald Scotland

Robert Mcneil

How did John 'Smeato' Smeaton become a legend by kicking terrorist in the testicles?

THIS week’s Icon felt morally obliged to kick a burning man in the groin. He was the 31-year-old baggage handler who intervened in a markedly...

15.09.2025 7

Herald Scotland

Robert Mcneil

Robbie the Pict 'biggest pain in the a*** from the Highlands since accordion music'

Each week, the self-righteous and highly judgmental journalist Rab McNeil puts one of the country's highly regarded sacred cows under close scrutiny...

01.09.2025 5

Herald Scotland

Robert Mcneil

Is this the most offensive fictional Scottish character ever?

THIS week’s subject is a corpulent, flatulent, red-haired, bad-tempered, violent, sweaty individual, with massive moobs, a vulgar outlook on life,...

27.10.2024 20

Herald Scotland

Robert Mcneil