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10 Hilarious Halloween Jokes From Some of the Greatest Comedians of All Time

From George Carlin to Rodney Dangerfield, these 10 classic Halloween jokes prove that even the spookiest holiday can be hilarious.

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Halloween means a lot of things to a lot of people. When you think about it, the homeless are basically dealing with a massive all-you-can-eat buffet if they play their cards right—and why not pass off all that leftover candy on someone who actually needs it?

This is also the one time of year religious folks feel as though their kids can dress up like the Devil himself and not spend an eternity in Hell as a result. But wherever you fall on the spectrum, Halloween has to do with fun. So, with that in mind, here’s a selection of carefully curated jokes to get you into the holiday spirit…

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