Melania, the movie, premiered this week at the (Donald J. Trump) Kennedy Center. And in other Melania news: In the next stage of the (grinding) legal process in Michael Wolff vs. Melania Trump, her lawyers, after announcing they would move for dismissal or a change of venue, have now formally filed their papers.

Their basic argument has three parts:

To be sure, we have indeed not been able to hand our papers to the first lady, who is guarded by one of the world’s most highly trained and experienced security forces. Certainly no approaching her on the street, and it’s a no-go at the White House. We did try to serve her lawyer, Alejandro Brito, in Florida; Brito had otherwise directed us to have all communications intended for Mrs. Trump go through him—except not this. We served him, but he refused to accept.

And then we tried her residence, Trump Tower in New York, where she has maintained an apartment for many years, and where, according to our best information, she spends most of her time. The front desk concierge at Trump Tower confirmed that she does, in fact, live there, but no way were they accepting service either.

You see the rub here: by virtue of being the first........

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