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Melanie McDonagh

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Bring back the old Tube seat designs!

Enid Marx once pondered ‘whether postage stamps are fine or industrial art. In my view the question rests on the quality of a design rather than its...

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Therapy is a silent haircut

You know what I want with a haircut? Silence. I want the hairdresser to keep his or her eyes on the scissors and not get distracted by conversation. I...

22.07.2026 20

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They don’t make broadcasters like Ed Stourton any more

There’s something more poignant about the death of Ed Stourton, which was announced today, than the passing of a decent man. He was that of course,...

20.07.2026 10

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Is forced adoption any more barbaric than abortion?

There was a moving and unusual display of unity in the Commons on Thursday when the Prime Minister apologised on behalf of the nation to the mothers...

03.07.2026 30

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Andy Burnham’s half-baked Catholicism

‘Catholic by upbringing but not particularly religious’ is how Andy Burnham described his religion to the Huffington Post in 2015. He will...

29.06.2026 40

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Did fears about homophobia prevent Preston Davey from being saved?

Poor baby Preston didn’t have much of a start in life. His mother Sarah, now 42, was jailed aged 14 for the 1998 torture and murder of a pensioner....

16.06.2026 20

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Three cheers for the new illustration museum

In the artistic pecking order, illustration long languished behind what were seen as the fine arts, even though it was the one art form that most of...

11.06.2026 20

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Museums / Three cheers for the new illustration museum

In the artistic pecking order, illustration long languished behind what were seen as the fine arts, even though it was the one art form that most of...

11.06.2026 20

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What have they done to Tom & Jerry?

Time was you knew where you were with Tom and Jerry. He chases the mouse; catches the mouse; the mouse gets away; Tom is flattened, gets up dazed but...

21.05.2026 30

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The art of flowers

Multisensory exhibitions are old hat, but in the case of In Bloom – How Plants Changed Our World at Oxford’s Ashmolean Museum, it feels just right...

18.05.2026 30

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Arts / The art of flowers

Multisensory exhibitions are old hat, but in the case of In Bloom – How Plants Changed Our World at Oxford’s Ashmolean Museum, it feels just right...

18.05.2026 30

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Monte Carlo isn’t glamorous

What does Monte Carlo conjure up? A glamorous casino where fortunes can be won and lost, but mostly lost? Men in evening dress at baccarat tables...

14.05.2026 30

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Monte Carlo isn’t glamorous

What does Monte Carlo conjure up? A glamorous casino where fortunes can be won and lost, but mostly lost? Men in evening dress at baccarat tables...

13.05.2026 20

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Oxford’s grand new building reveals the university’s misplaced priorities

The Schwarzman Centre for the Humanities in Oxford is well and truly open; there was an Open Day this weekend. It’s the product of a big donation of...

27.04.2026 30

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It’s hardly surprising that an Israeli soldier was caught desecrating a crucifix

There’s something apposite, I suppose, about the desecration of a crucifix. In this case, it was an Israeli soldier in southern Lebanon who took a...

21.04.2026 30

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Is it any wonder people don’t send letters?

Was there some failure of communication, do you think, when the Czech billionaire Daniel Kretinsky bought Royal Mail (with the full support of...

08.04.2026 20

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London’s St James’s is losing its soul

London is full of little ecosystems: areas that are distinctive by virtue of their purpose or history and where individual elements make up a sum...

04.04.2026 40

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Archbishop of Canterbury / Sarah Mullally makes me grateful to be a Catholic

Granted, I was not the most obvious person to appreciate the installation of Sarah Mullally in Canterbury, even though I think her a splendid...

29.03.2026 40

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Archbishop of Canterbury / Sarah Mullally makes me grateful to be a Catholic

Granted, I was not the most obvious person to appreciate the installation of Sarah Mullally in Canterbury, even though I think her a splendid...

28.03.2026 30

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The Church of England makes me grateful to be a Catholic

Granted, I was not the most obvious person to appreciate the installation of Sarah Mullally in Canterbury, even though I think her a splendid...

28.03.2026 40

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Non scents / Brussels is making your perfumes worse

‘Heliotropin,’ said the Frenchman mournfully. I was midway through lunch in Mayfair with Benoit Brosseau, whose father, Jean-Charles, created the...

27.03.2026 50

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Sarah Mullaly makes me grateful to be a Catholic

Granted, I was not the most obvious person to appreciate the installation of Sarah Mullaly in Canterbury, even though I think her a splendid Christian...

27.03.2026 30

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Brussels is making your perfumes worse

‘Heliotropin,’ said the Frenchman mournfully. I was midway through lunch in Mayfair with Benoit Brosseau, whose father, Jean-Charles, created the...

26.03.2026 50

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Too much green / Did Hannah Spencer’s outfit distract from her maiden speech?

Hannah Spencer’s maiden speech in the Commons – a cheerful and upbeat performance – was pegged to International Women’s Day. We learned that...

14.03.2026 40

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Did Hannah Spencer’s outfit distract from her maiden speech?

Hannah Spencer’s maiden speech in the Commons – a cheerful and upbeat performance – was pegged to International Women’s Day. We learned that...

13.03.2026 40

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Turnip Prize / Tracey Emin’s victimhood is a poor foundation for art

It was a given that the critics would indulge in emotional onanism when they covered the Tracey Emin retrospective at the Tate Modern – apt enough...

08.03.2026 50

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Tracey Emin’s victimhood is a poor foundation for art

It was a given that the critics would indulge in emotional onanism when they covered the Tracey Emin retrospective at the Tate Modern – apt enough...

07.03.2026 30

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Was Picasso a Catholic artist?

There’s a new exhibition on Picasso which is actually transgressive: Picasso and the Bible. That promises to stir things up among worshippers of...

04.03.2026 40

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Don’t remove Andrew from the line of succession

The Sun, as ever, put it pithily: ‘Andrew’s Out of Line’, its front page says today. ‘Shamed Royal to be Axed from Royal Succession’. It is...

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The two missing words in the King’s Andrew statement

There are, you’ll note, two little words missing from the King’s statement on Andrew’s arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office. ‘I...

20.02.2026 50

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The two missing words in the King’s Andrew statement

There are, you’ll note, two little words missing from the King’s statement on Andrew’s arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office. ‘I...

19.02.2026 40

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Gruffalo Granny / Do we need another Gruffalo book?

09.02.2026 40

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The Epstein files are a reminder that emails live forever

06.02.2026 40

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The Epstein files are a reminder that emails live forever

05.02.2026 50

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Film / The enigma of Melania Trump

02.02.2026 30

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Are more fathers about to lose access to their children?

18.01.2026 50

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Why are the number of abortions so high?

16.01.2026 30

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Hot cross buns are for Easter, not for life

16.01.2026 40

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Holy spirits / What makes a ghost Catholic or Protestant?

25.12.2025 40

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Banning trail hunting is part of Labour’s endless culture war

21.12.2025 40

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What humans can learn from mice about monogamy

11.12.2025 30

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Books / Witches, dragons and the Terrible Deev: a choice of this year’s children’s books

03.12.2025 40

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Books / Witches, dragons and the Terrible Deev: a choice of this year’s children’s books

01.12.2025 40

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