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I can protect Narendra Modi from the cockroaches: Pakistani General X

Out of boredom, I anointed myself the World Peacemaker. Or call me the pacemaker, who will control the heart rhythms of the Trumps, the Netanyahus and...

05.09.2026 30

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Dear Pakistanis, I’m General X and am chilling with Trump in Davos only for you

I am Trump’s favourite field marshal. Under my wings, he learned how to abduct peacefully yet gleefully. I share my tricks with my new BFFs all the...

25.01.2026 70

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I will keep attacking India even though my missiles reach nowhere: Pakistani General X

Plotting and planning against India is not all I do. I also have to run the country, drain water from housing societies, and even give directions to...

05.09.2025 40

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