The District of Columbia funds the largest standing army the world has ever known and prints the currency that makes the world go round. Through a signature on sanctions or the shake of a hand, the district has the ability to make or break entire economies. But evidently, we cannot handle a little inclement weather older than man himself.

Winter Storm Fern was indeed severe, with four to seven inches of snow in the Beltway followed by an unusual six to nine inches of sleet, rendering the entire water volume equivalent to a 20-inch blizzard. But Sunday’s snowstorm was not unprecedented (the district has seen colder spells and higher-volume storms), and more importantly, it went largely as meteorologists forecasted. The men of my medium-density neighborhood spent Sunday intermittently scooping out fresh powder, then fresh crystals as they fell, and then crushing the........

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