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3 Millennial Songs That You Can Pry From My Cold, Mustache-Tattooed Fingers

If you or a loved one have been affected by the Millennial mustache finger tattoo you may qualify to take part in a class action lawsuit.

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Before anyone gets the wrong idea, I don’t have the dreaded mustache finger tattoo. I’m free to reminisce about cringe Millennial culture without a constant, permanent reminder. My condolences to those who didn’t get out unscathed.

But hey, nostalgia is cool again, and maybe the finger mustaches will come back around. Maybe it’ll be like one of those ironically bad tattoos we can laugh about. Or like an old war wound that acts up when it rains. Either way, much like the finger mustache, these iconic Millennial songs aren’t going anywhere. Even if we listen to them now with an air of ironic nostalgia.

“Gold Trans Am” by Kesha

Kesha undoubtedly had the hits on her 2010 debut Animal, but two years later she dropped Warrior, which........

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