As the face of the new “Shield of the Americas” franchise, Kristi “ICE Barbie” Noem joins beloved figures like Mighty Lil’ Marco, The Incredible Truth-Bending Pete Hegseth, and Warhawkman, known also by his civilian alter ego Lindsey Graham, on their crusade to inspire the next generation of young Americans by blowing up s--t and pre-emptively saving the day. The adventures are sure to be endless for the Shield gang, whose members will never tire of searching for new ways to champion American expansionism and regime change. There is no excuse too flimsy, no cost too great to stop their crime-fighting (and potentially crime-abetting) sprees. Watch in awe as they leap entire hemispheres in a single bound, unburdened by accountability to the public or even to their own consciences.

ICE Barbie has found great success in introducing the excitement of paramilitary........

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