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Consulting a suburb sage

Gina Barreca. University of Connecticut English lit prof. Talks faster than a zit pops on your chin. Her book, published by Woodhall Press in Norwalk, is “Gina School.” Subhead: “Not what they teach you; it’s what you learn.” Like:

“Years connect back to your youth. Or move you along towards death. Remember to change the clocks.”

“24-karat gold’s handy. In a pinch you could always pawn your own head.”

“Wisdom’s not like getting your period. Or finding a product that helps acid reflux. Doesn’t happen with age.”

“Falling for a guy with only one eye — you’ll rationalize ‘But he never forgets my birthday.’ ”

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