President Trump today teased the release of a new movie, a biopic titled, “The Lord My God Trump.”

Fresh off the commercial success of “Melania,” the movie starring First Lady Melania Trump, President Donald J. Trump today teased the release of a new film, a biopic titled “The Lord My God Trump.”

The film is based on the New York Times bestseller of the same name, written by FBI Director Kash Patel. For Patel, the accolades are just another day at work.

He said he penned most of the Trump biography while flying between Washington D.C. and the home of his Nashville-based girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins. Patel admitted that it took more than 500,000 miles to write the 300-page volume.

Patel was perhaps an odd choice by Trump to write his biography, the story of a Christian God. Patel, a practicing Hindu, said, “When I first met the president, I wasn’t certain how to address him.

“Yahvey? Jaywey, YHWH? I received a lot of pressure from Jehovah’s Witnesses to use ‘Jehovah.’ The name means, roughly, ‘to come,’ and I knew that was ideal for my protagonist. But, hell,” said the FBI Director with a shrug, “Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t even vote.

“But, then I got wise,” said Patel. “I recognized that The Trump God Bless the USA Bible, the source material for my book, was a King’s James version.

In the kjv, in the Old Testament, Jehovah is mentioned more than 6,800 times, but in the New Testament it is mentioned just seven times. Which told me, if I may quote Dylan, that ‘the times they are a changin’.”

The 39 books of the Hebrew Bible were updated in a timely fashion and reconfigured by Patel into just 10 chapters. Most of........

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