It’s time to look back on President Donald J. Trump’s 3rd consecutive term (or 4th or 5th, depending on who you talk to).

(Dateline: June 14, 2037) With the conclusion of President Donald J. Trump’s 3rd consecutive term (the 4th or 5th overall, depending on who you talk to), it is time to look back and reflect.

Overview: Donald Trump descended the golden escalator for the first time in 2015, a political ingenue. Trump took office in 2017 after scoring an upset victory against Democrat challenger Crooked Hillary Clinton. And the Russians didn’t help him.

Following a term marked by administrative integrity and policy excellence, Trump was defeated in an election in 2020 which was largely considered to have been fraudulent, or “rigged.”

Sleepy Joe Biden wantonly steered the nation for a confusing, disaster plagued four years. Trump regained the Oval Office in 2025 after his summary defeat of low-IQ Vice President Kamala Harris in a romp.Trump then ran again, despite the low-energy 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which the Supreme Court wisely obviated, in 2028 and again in 2032.

Trump’s first term was notable for the culture warrior that Trump became. Powered by the mantra that you “can’t be too greedy,” American businesses profited like no time since the early 20th century. “A good time,” declared Trump, “was had by all.”

Over the course of his second term, Trump bombed into submission the lands of Cuba, Venezuela, Greenland, Canada, Iran, Gaza and Vatican City (relinquished by the U.S. following Trump’s elevation to Pope).

On the domestic front in our look back, Trump overruled ridiculous prohibitions on showerhead water flow, in order to get the U.S. in consonance with the civilized world. “Now I can get my beautiful hair wet,” rhapsodized the President, “and I don’t hafta’ flush the crapper 15 or 20 times.”

Critics unjustly attributed Trump’s problems with toilets to the scurrilous notion that he shat bricks. Also during Trump’s second term, the federal government outlawed windmills, thus saving the lives of an estimated 30 trillion birds.

During his well-deserved third term, Trump erected a statue on the White House........

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