A wedding is when two people celebrate their love by financially ambushing everyone they know.

I have not attended many weddings. In part, this is because I never know what to give the bride and groom apart from a toaster worth more than my college education, so I generally refuse invitations.

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Besides, the bride’s rich friends can probably buy her better toasters, toasters that........

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