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Alexandra PaskhaverYuma Sun |
I’ve started hearing that people in my generation are incapable of serious work. This is untrue. For an example, look at me. I have the...
I’ve officially sunk to the lowest level of humanity. Yesterday evening, despite the protests of my conscience, I went out and played – close...
You know how it is when the weather gets cool. The leaves change colors. The birds start to migrate. And out of the clear blue sky, your family...
Some people argue that we should ban Halloween. And I would raise my pitchfork and follow them, were it not for a few considerations. Let us be...
A few months ago, I started writing a show called “The Word Search” for a podcast company called GoKidGo. Some episodes have even gone on the air....
My neighborhood is being torn down, and my mood is going up. Or maybe it’s the other way around. My city ran a surplus this year, so the...
Allergies suck. This is why we should bulldoze all the trees and replace them with McDonalds. Apart from absorbing greenhouse gasses, providing...
I am not one to exaggerate, but when my friend invited me to go horseback riding with her, I nearly died. I’m not generally a fan of farm animals...
Once again, my alma mater will prove herself to be a source of knowledge, wisdom, and tomatoes. At the end of August, Rutgers University will hold...
Simplicity, simplicity. If I was really practicing it, I would have said it once. I’ve been trying to cut down on the clutter in my life, mostly...
I got a new desk because my old one broke from me banging my head against it. That makes three this year. Three desks, not three heads. My head’s...
If George Washington wanted to be my favorite president, then instead of offing a cherry tree, he would have chopped down every peach orchard in...
Modern man is nothing. We all should pick up spears, don fur pelts, and go forth to hunt mushrooms. At least, that’s what my friend Carrie says....
My roommate and I are at war. She just doesn’t know it yet. There’s a speed-bump-sized lump of dust beneath our rug. If you spilled coffee on...