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Alexandra Paskhaver

Alexandra Paskhaver

Yuma Sun

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Guest Column: Responsibility 101

I’ve started hearing that people in my generation are incapable of serious work. This is untrue. For an example, look at me. I have the...

21.11.2024 4

Yuma Sun

Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest column: The worst golfer by par

I’ve officially sunk to the lowest level of humanity. Yesterday evening, despite the protests of my conscience, I went out and played – close...

09.11.2024 3

Yuma Sun

Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: Amazing maize mazes drive columnist crazy

You know how it is when the weather gets cool. The leaves change colors. The birds start to migrate. And out of the clear blue sky, your family...

04.11.2024 2

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: An argument against abolishing Halloween

Some people argue that we should ban Halloween. And I would raise my pitchfork and follow them, were it not for a few considerations. Let us be...

01.11.2024 2

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: Behind the scenes on a children’s podcast

A few months ago, I started writing a show called “The Word Search” for a podcast company called GoKidGo. Some episodes have even gone on the air....

26.10.2024 2

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: The show on the road

My neighborhood is being torn down, and my mood is going up. Or maybe it’s the other way around. My city ran a surplus this year, so the...

27.09.2024 2

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Out of one’s tree

Allergies suck. This is why we should bulldoze all the trees and replace them with McDonalds. Apart from absorbing greenhouse gasses, providing...

17.09.2024 2

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest column: Horsing around

I am not one to exaggerate, but when my friend invited me to go horseback riding with her, I nearly died. I’m not generally a fan of farm animals...

05.09.2024 1

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: The great tomato tasting

Once again, my alma mater will prove herself to be a source of knowledge, wisdom, and tomatoes. At the end of August, Rutgers University will hold...

26.08.2024 2

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: Keeping things simple is hard

Simplicity, simplicity. If I was really practicing it, I would have said it once. I’ve been trying to cut down on the clutter in my life, mostly...

18.08.2024 1

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: DIY means ‘Destroy It Yourself’

I got a new desk because my old one broke from me banging my head against it. That makes three this year. Three desks, not three heads. My head’s...

11.08.2024 1

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Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: Peaches aren’t peachy

If George Washington wanted to be my favorite president, then instead of offing a cherry tree, he would have chopped down every peach orchard in...

03.08.2024 1

Yuma Sun

Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: Dawn of the mushroom hunters

Modern man is nothing. We all should pick up spears, don fur pelts, and go forth to hunt mushrooms. At least, that’s what my friend Carrie says....

30.07.2024 1

Yuma Sun

Alexandra Paskhaver

Guest Column: Doing the dirty work

My roommate and I are at war. She just doesn’t know it yet. There’s a speed-bump-sized lump of dust beneath our rug. If you spilled coffee on...

25.07.2024 2

Yuma Sun

Alexandra Paskhaver