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Neil Mackay: Susan Aitken is gaslighting Glasgow, this city is a filthy pigsty

Neil Mackay: Susan Aitken is gaslighting Glasgow, this city is a filthy pigsty

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. Perhaps I should be thankful for Storm Eowyn, it’s certainly blown...

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Neil Mackay: Nazi salutes and why you should believe the evidence of your own eyes

Neil Mackay: Nazi salutes and why you should believe the evidence of your own eyes

In the beginning, the drift to authoritarianism is a push-me pull-you exercise. The push side comes in two forms: fear and grooming. Fear doesn’t...

23.01.2025 3

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Neil Mackay: Say goodbye to the old order… tomorrow belongs to Trump

Neil Mackay: Say goodbye to the old order… tomorrow belongs to Trump

In the end, for the end has surely come, it was just a blip. The Liberal Order which governed our lives, the lives of our parents, and the lives of...

21.01.2025 7

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Neil Mackay: Want to understand rise of Reform? The reason became clear this week Still in a cosy middle-class bubble wondering at the rise of Reform? Well, the NHS was the one pillar of this nation that gave us all hope and pride. Not anymore. 

Neil Mackay: Want to understand rise of Reform? The reason became clear this week Still in a cosy middle-class bubble wondering at the rise of Reform? Well, the NHS was the one pillar of this nation that gave us all hope and pride. Not anymore. 

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. “I had to change an incontinent, frail patient with dementia in the...

18.01.2025 2

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Neil Mackay: Why it's time for the Ulsterisation of Scottish politics

Neil Mackay: Why it's time for the Ulsterisation of Scottish politics

If you listened to the recent edition of Any Questions on Radio Four you’ll have got a flavour of just how contemptible the British public find Elon...

17.01.2025 3

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Neil Mackay: The debasement of Scottish education is turning us into an idiocracy

Neil Mackay: The debasement of Scottish education is turning us into an idiocracy

If the legends are true – and pray they’re not, as this legend is so awful it would whiten your hair – then James IV of Scotland was a monster...

15.01.2025 10

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Neil Mackay: ‘Drill, baby, drill’… LA fires are America getting what it voted for Gloating, politically-motivated schadenfreude should never be a response to human tragedy. But that doesn’t mean at times of tragedy that hard truths should be silenced. Indeed, the hardest of times often call for the hardest of truths.

Neil Mackay: ‘Drill, baby, drill’… LA fires are America getting what it voted for Gloating, politically-motivated schadenfreude should never be a response to human tragedy. But that doesn’t mean at times of tragedy that hard truths should be silenced. Indeed, the hardest of times often call for the hardest of truths.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. Gloating, politically-motivated schadenfreude should never be a response...

11.01.2025 1

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Neil Mackay: War on literature heralds the dawn of the New Barbarism

Neil Mackay: War on literature heralds the dawn of the New Barbarism

In a world now mostly shorn of truth and authenticity, it is – with the kind of irony only a poet could marshal – to fiction we must turn if we...

10.01.2025 4

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Neil Mackay: The Union is on borrowed time: Yes camp must prepare for indy

Neil Mackay: The Union is on borrowed time: Yes camp must prepare for indy

There are now two inviolable rules of Scottish politics. The primary rule is this: independence support depends upon Westminster failure. The more...

08.01.2025 10

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Neil Mackay: Sarwar should take over Yes movement, he’s doing the SNP’s job for them The Yes movement has been in need of fresh blood for quite some time, so maybe the independence campaign should put Anas Sarwar in charge.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. The Yes movement has been in need of fresh blood for quite some time,...

21.12.2024 10

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Neil Mackay: Humiliate them. Ruin them. Stamp on feral Old Firm ultras, hard

I know it’s like asking some folk to moonwalk on a unicycle while doing handstands at an ice rink, but let’s try, just for a moment, to imagine...

20.12.2024 10

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Neil Mackay: Dear religious folk: Sorry, but Santa is just as real as your ‘god'

Some folk believe I hate religion. Not true. Whoever wrote my Wikipedia entry (what a strange job that must be) might be nearer to the mark. They...

18.12.2024 3

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Neil Mackay: The stink of Reform is all over the Scottish Tories, they dread Farage It’s quite something to come off as more unpleasant than Kemi Badenoch, but Russell Findlay has managed it. While Badenoch opted for absurdity, Findlay chose cruelty as his means of narcissistic attention-seeking.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. It’s quite something to come off as more unpleasant than Kemi Badenoch,...

14.12.2024 5

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Neil Mackay: The New Dark Age, an era of sex and horror ruled by billionaires

I WAS chopping carrots in desultory fashion the other day when Radio 4’s PM programme gave me what the author William Burrough’s called a ‘naked...

13.12.2024 10

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Neil Mackay: Unionists will never understand the secret of SNP’s success … here it is

Sir Keir Starmer's Christmas present to John Swinney is the pervading sense of hopelessness among the centre ground of Scottish voters. The new...

11.12.2024 4

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Neil Mackay: SNP has given up on independence … who will be the torch-bearers now? Got it Neil!

Independence is a project much better suited to opposition than government. It is, after all, quintessentially anti-establishment. That’s its...

06.12.2024 2

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Neil Mackay: Wolf Hall is everything that’s wrong with English cultural domination

The gatekeepers of culture in London are wearyingly dull - as pedestrian, derivative and unimaginative as Hollywood executives with their...

05.12.2024 7

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Neil Mackay: Scotland’s future: either PM Farage or left-wing populist independence

The future is here and it’s up for grabs. The protocols and ideas which dominated the West from 1945 now exist only in the minds of centrist...

03.12.2024 2

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Neil Mackay: Farage is using Trump to stab Britain in the back as he sniffs power It appears that while Nigel Farage knows he won’t become the UK’s ambassador to the court of Donald Trump, he’s quite happy to be MAGA’s voice in Britain.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. It appears that while Nigel Farage knows he won’t become the UK’s...

29.11.2024 4

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Neil Mackay: Things are so bad the SNP should ask Sturgeon back as leader

The SNP is on its way to becoming the Ozymandias party. If you know Percy Shelley’s eponymous poem, you’ll get the similarities. In...

28.11.2024 4

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Neil Mackay: Calling kids who bought the Band Aid record ‘racist’ is a disgrace

I WANT to say "I get it", which I do. But I also want to say "this is unfair, in fact, it’s even cruel." I understand - partially - why some are...

26.11.2024 5

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Neil Mackay: How much for the Coronation?! Royals aren’t parasites – they’re vampires It’s common to hear those of a republican persuasion refer to the Royal family as ‘parasites’ on the body of Britain. The comparison is apt but not perfect.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. It’s common to hear those of a republican persuasion refer to the...

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Neil Mackay: John Swinney has made a total ass of himself over Donald Trump

In an age when the cult of youth has never mattered more or swept more away, I remain an unrepentant and unfashionable believer in the wisdom of...

21.11.2024 2

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Neil Mackay: I know what fighting for free speech means. This isn't it

A belief still clings stubbornly to the calloused underbelly of debate that social media is somehow unrelated to the real world and shouldn’t be...

19.11.2024 3

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Neil Mackay: Stephen Flynn – the SNP’s Macbeth, a man of ambition unfit to lead Stephen Flynn should brush up his Shakespeare, specifically Macbeth. Though he’d be well-advised attending to his reading around the true history of the ill-fated and loathed Scottish king as well.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. Stephen Flynn should brush up his Shakespeare, specifically Macbeth....

15.11.2024 1

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Neil Mackay: I’m with the Free Presbyterians: just say no to Sunday opening

DO you remember going for the ‘big shop’ with your mum on Saturday afternoons? I’ve only limited and partial nostalgia for the 1970s. I recall...

14.11.2024 4

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Neil Mackay: Just how many concentration camps will you need, Mr President?

THE richest man on Earth bought the global town square and swung the world’s most important election for a billionaire, using lie after lie. Now...

12.11.2024 7

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Neil Mackay: SNP zombie government now on collision course with its own angry base SNP leaders are already pretty much unloved by the party’s base. The hardline and fundamentalist wing seethes about how silent the Scottish Government has become on independence.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. SNP leaders are already pretty much unloved by the party’s base. The...

01.11.2024 3

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Neil Mackay: It’s starting to feel like humanity is one giant suicide cult

I DON’T much believe the theories of Freud and Jung, those grandaddies of psychoanalysis. Do all men want to murder their father and have sex...

31.10.2024 3

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Neil Mackay: Should I dump Nazi Bob, my racist Glasgow hairdresser?

We call him Nazi Bob. Once a month, I get my haircut at Bob’s salon. "Short back and sides, but long at the front, Bob, so I can do a Morrissey...

29.10.2024 7

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Neil Mackay: Scotland should apologise for slavery if Keir Starmer won't Despite the fact that most humans in the real world are relatively sane and can engage in an informed conversation where even if they vehemently disagree with you they do so without blood coming out of their eyes and their lips turning to foam, the online realm is not so chilled.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. Despite the fact that most humans in the real world are relatively sane...

25.10.2024 1

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Neil Mackay: Why Glasgow grannies, not politicians, should be running the country

DO you consider yourself more stupid than an MP? More morally corrupt than an MSP? Are you less diligent, trustworthy, experienced, honest,...

24.10.2024 2

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Neil Mackay: Millions now glorify Hitler. What has gone wrong with humanity?

IF you’ve been smitten with the dreadful sense that history now acts as some reverse time-machine, relentlessly dragging us back into the past,...

22.10.2024 2

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Neil Mackay: Will Greens bring down Swinney or grovel to the SNP in budget vote? One way or another John Swinney is going to have to eat a pie baked by the Scottish Greens and decorated with the word ‘humble’ in large pastry lettering.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. One way or another John Swinney is going to have to eat a pie baked by...

18.10.2024 1

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Neil Mackay: Why the 1990s revival celebrates a dark decade where it all went wrong

Just like the 1960s, the cliché runs that if you can remember the 1990s, you weren’t there. It’s true. It was the party decade. Just as...

17.10.2024 2

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Neil Mackay: Starmer lays the ground for SNP domination, Reform in power and indy

IT must be the shortest honeymoon since the silent-movie star Rudolph Valentino split up with his first wife on their wedding night. Labour no...

15.10.2024 4

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Neil Mackay: Sturgeon and Johnson, the divorced couple who can’t help falling in hate You have to wonder if Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon sit up late at night listening to sad old country and western tunes and thinking dark thoughts about each other through the tears.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. ‘Here you come again, Just when I’ve begun to get myself together, You...

11.10.2024 3

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Neil Mackay: Flynn’s £30k ‘cash-for-access’ lobbying donation stinks to high heaven

LET’S say I do you a favour. I help secure a business deal or set up a key meeting. Things go according to plan: your business deal succeeds;...

10.10.2024 6

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Neil Mackay: Our schools are in crisis over violence, but does the SNP even care?

I spent Saturday hanging out with old friends. Aside from me - the journalist - there was a civil servant, advertising executive, teacher, police...

08.10.2024 1

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Neil Mackay: No, Russell, it’s not indy that’s dead - it’s your joke of a party

Unlike his absurd predecessor, Douglas Ross, I have great respect for the new Scottish Tory leader Russell Findlay. He was an exemplary...

04.10.2024 2

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Neil Mackay: SNP, Labour, Tories: politicians have no idea about our lives

Despite detesting the digital age with every cell in my body, I do have a fondness for a finely-used emoji. I’d genuinely cheer if some...

03.10.2024 2

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Why at 50, the Texas Chain Saw Massacre is still one of the greatest films ever

Unlikely as it sounds, I send thanks to the ghosts of Mary Whitehouse and Margaret Thatcher. Without them, I might never have become a lover of...

01.10.2024 3

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Neil Mackay: Let Janey Godley die in peace, you monsters, show some humanity After they have spent their lives, at their computers, alone, hating the world so much that they’d attack a dying woman, who – once it is all over for them – will come to mourn?

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. As a writer I’m always reluctant to deploy words like ‘evil’ or...

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Neil Mackay: The death of the great Scottish pint? Aye, ok then, barkeep

Imagine being the neolithic lad who discovered beer. Though I bet it was a lass, and he just claimed the bragging rights. She was probably...

26.09.2024 20

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Neil Mackay: Keir Scrounger has lost Scotland as his greed plays into SNP hands A well placed insult can be politically fatal, as Keir Starmer, and his wife Victoria, are finding out.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. The old adage that ‘sticks and stones will break your bones, but names...

20.09.2024 3

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Neil Mackay: Grangemouth and the Games … a Scottish tale of bread and circuses

IN Grangemouth, there must be a cold sting to the sight of Scotland looking forward to hosting the Commonwealth Games. Their jobs are going, but...

19.09.2024 2

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Neil Mackay: I couldn't watch the Salmond-Sturgeon documentary. It turned my stomach

IT could have been so different. Independence could have real significance and purpose today. Indeed, the way politics has unfolded, independence...

17.09.2024 6

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Neil Mackay: We must allow Ukraine to use our weapons to hit Russia

A door is shutting fast, and if it closes Ukraine will be trapped in a locked room with a monster and dismembered. The world has until November to...

12.09.2024 4

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Neil Mackay: Scotland faces the prospect of ungovernable political chaos There’s an awful lot of manifesting going on around the prospect of a snap Scottish election. The cause is the upcoming Scottish budget. If the SNP can’t get it through Holyrood, then we may well be on the road to an early election.

This article appears as part of the Unspun: Scottish Politics newsletter. The hip word for it is ‘manifesting’: the notion that if you dream it,...

06.09.2024 3

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Neil Mackay: Sarwar cannot be trusted with free tuition and prescriptions if he is FM Would you buy a used car from Anas Sarwar? After his “read my lips, no austerity under Labour” pledge, Sarwar has rendered himself one of the most untrustworthy politicians in Holyrood.

Would you buy a used car from Anas Sarwar? After his “read my lips, no austerity under Labour” pledge, Sarwar has rendered himself one of the...

30.08.2024 4

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