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Marina Hyde

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Extortionate tickets and matches moved at Trump’s whim: are you ready for the ‘greatest World Cup ever’?

Extortionate tickets and matches moved at Trump’s whim: are you ready for the ‘greatest World Cup ever’?
18.11.2025 10

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Marina Hyde

Who could be behind the phantom briefing and the tax rise that wasn’t? Inspector Starmer is on the case

Who could be behind the phantom briefing and the tax rise that wasn’t? Inspector Starmer is on the case
14.11.2025 4

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Marina Hyde

It’s the BBC v Trump, Farage and co. Who in their right mind would want to be its new boss?

It’s the BBC v Trump, Farage and co. Who in their right mind would want to be its new boss?
11.11.2025 20

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Marina Hyde

Why does everyone keep picking on billionaires? At least they stand up for what they believe in

07.11.2025 10

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Marina Hyde

At last, a great institution filled with trusted public figures. Shame the Traitors don’t run Britain

At last, a great institution filled with trusted public figures. Shame the Traitors don’t run Britain
07.11.2025 10

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Marina Hyde

Three weeks till budget day – and Rachel Reeves is ‘being honest’ about tax, just in time

Three weeks till budget day – and Rachel Reeves is ‘being honest’ about tax, just in time
04.11.2025 9

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Marina Hyde

Now Andrew has been fired from the Firm, a nation wonders: who’ll be next?

31.10.2025 20

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It’s the noblest battle of our new free-speech age: Sarah Pochin’s anti-woke couch ad crusade

28.10.2025 7

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Dear Britain, do you worry that Team Farage is just a hot mess in power? Or is everyone too angry to care

21.10.2025 30

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Punish Prince Andrew? This is no meritocracy, I’m afraid – you get the royal family you didn’t vote for

17.10.2025 30

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Compare Donald Trump with Kissinger and you’ll be lost. But Taylor Swift? That’s more like it

14.10.2025 20

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Can AI really replace humans when it comes to the arts?

10.10.2025 6

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It’s Sam Altman: the man who stole the rights from copyright. If he’s the future, can we go backwards?

10.10.2025 20

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It’s Tory conference: Boriswave goodbye to a deluded party on its way to electoral annihilation

07.10.2025 8

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Michelle Mone told us ‘business isn’t easy’ during Covid. How are things now, your ladyship?

03.10.2025 3

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It’s the art of the dodgy deal, Middle East edition: author Donald Trump, updated by Jared Kushner

30.09.2025 30

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Will he? Won’t he? Do the King of the North’s antics remind you of anyone?

26.09.2025 4

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Spare a thought for right-royal victim Duchess Fergie – it’s been another truly hellacious week

23.09.2025 4

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Just when Keir Starmer thought he’d got Jeffrey Epstein off his plate – look who’s coming to dinner

16.09.2025 6

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The golden rule of Trump and Farage’s free speech crusade: they’re allowed to chat rubbish – you’re not

05.09.2025 40

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Now showing: it’s Keir Starmer’s march of the ‘grownups’ – the disaster movie we’re all being forced to watch

02.09.2025 5

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Boycott the banquet, send a tweet. But ending the horror in Gaza still relies on the worst people in the world

29.08.2025 10

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Marina Hyde

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest patriot of them all? It is I, Robert Jenrick

26.08.2025 10

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First it was family, now it’s a feud. But even in meltdown, Brand Beckham is raking it in

15.08.2025 10

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Hurry, hurry, hurry! It’s Trump’s great Ukraine giveaway. Bargains galore, if your name is Vladimir Putin

12.08.2025 10

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What could the Cotswolds possibly offer JD Vance? I suggest a swim in one of its rivers

08.08.2025 30

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Jeans, controversy, used bathwater: Sydney Sweeney’s selling it all. A showbiz masterclass, if you ask me

05.08.2025 10

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Listen up, weaklings: there’s no Epstein client list. Why are you so obsessed? Yours, Donald J Trump

18.07.2025 4

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Right, the underpants are off! It’s time I, Gregg Wallace, had my say

11.07.2025 50

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Innocent subpostmasters went to jail, but now it is clear: the Post Office boss class belong there instead

08.07.2025 7

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Starmer’s reno of the UK is going brilliantly. If you don’t count the walls falling down

04.07.2025 10

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Glastonbury chanters or the Southport hate-tweeter – throw the book at one, you must throw it at them all

01.07.2025 40

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Anna Wintour has spent decades dictating a certain look for the super-rich. Then along came Lauren

27.06.2025 20

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Dear heads of state: Donald Trump won’t love you back. He may be the worst boyfriend the world has ever seen

24.06.2025 30

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The internet’s nastiest gossipmonger has been exposed and guess what – he wants his privacy

20.06.2025 10

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It’s The Donald Show … without Donald Trump. Welcome to the G-something or other summit

17.06.2025 20

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So social media has broken even Elon Musk. I’m forced to ask: U OK hun?

13.06.2025 30

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Britain’s voters can’t resist a messy drama. How fortunate for Nigel Farage and Reform

10.06.2025 40

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So long, Elon: the cuts didn’t go to plan, but you completely shredded your reputation

30.05.2025 90

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Was this a hen do or a humanitarian mission to liberate Paris? Either way, give Lauren Sánchez an award

20.05.2025 8

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So ends the Keirbot’s immigration week: literally everyone hates it. Possibly even him

16.05.2025 40

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Poor Trump: you can’t even accept a luxury jet from Qatar without being called corrupt these days

13.05.2025 100

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How Singalong Starmer got his deal … and a bit part in Trump, the Musical

09.05.2025 30

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Don’t you get it, Harry? You’re not a victim. You’re a rich man who can pay for his own sodding security

06.05.2025 9

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Is Farage’s win a new dawn? We could ask Labour, but they’re still fast asleep

02.05.2025 50

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If Starmer is willing to help Trump host a lucrative golf tournament, will he caddy for him too?

29.04.2025 5

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What’s more vacuous than an endless vacuum? It’s Lauren Sánchez and Katy Perry’s party in space

15.04.2025 400

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One stock seems truly doomed this week: if you hold any Kemi Badenoch, accept my condolences

11.04.2025 7

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Spare a thought for the poor billionaires who backed Trump – and hate tariffs

08.04.2025 5

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Are Trump’s tariffs for real or an AI hallucination? I’m afraid the answer is both

04.04.2025 40

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Marina Hyde