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Ali Fitzgerald

The New Yorker

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America!: Newly Declassified Secrets from the C.I.A.’s Ice-Cream Archives

Orange-creamsicle lovers and a cult of soft-serve radicals, revealed.

12.08.2026 10

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Ali Fitzgerald

America!: Insane Clown Posse Changes Their Name to Pretty Reasonable Clown Posse

The Overton window of bonkersness has shifted so far that songs like “Still Stabbin’ ” sound Sinatra-esque.

30.06.2026 30

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Ali Fitzgerald

America!: Mamdani Goggles and Other Products to Maximize a Brief Surge in Idealism

Maternal Labubus and whimsically shaped surveillance drones available now.

30.01.2026 60

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Ali Fitzgerald

America!: Gummies for Everything That Ails You

Including one that transports you back to the year 2000, where bitcoin and N.F.T.s are simply the names of new boy bands.

07.11.2025 30

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Ali Fitzgerald

America!: Gardening with Stephen Miller

Those filthy, degenerate daisies have grown back.

07.08.2025 20

The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Ali Fitzgerald