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Ali Fitzgerald

The New Yorker

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America!: Gummies for Everything That Ails You

Including one that transports you back to the year 2000, where bitcoin and N.F.T.s are simply the names of new boy bands.

07.11.2025 10

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America!: Gardening with Stephen Miller

Those filthy, degenerate daisies have grown back.

07.08.2025 70

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Podcasts by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Improv with the antichrist, an accusatory interview with a klepto demon, and more.

08.05.2025 4

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America!: Wake Up, This Decade Has Just Been an Elaborate April Fools’!

Since 2015, you’ve been part of a cinéma-vérité project directed by Jordan Peele, and you’re playing Hapless Liberal No. 61.

01.04.2025 7

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America!: Greenland’s Reindeers Politely Reject Our Annexation Overtures

We love your whole vibe, we really do, but there’s too much of a herd mentality here.

05.02.2025 4

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The Most Dangerous Cruciverbalists

Meet these diagrammatic daredevils and grid-obsessed cultists of yore.

16.12.2024 10

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America!: Election Mascots

Fred the World-Weary Warthog, the Poll Terror, Professor Numbington, and others.

01.11.2024 10

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America!: J. D. Vance’s Early Art-House Films Discovered

Notable movies include “Cat Ladies,” “Stolen Valorian,” and “Awkward Daddy Stuff.”

05.09.2024 10

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