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10 Hilarious Fourth of July Jokes From Your Favorite Comedians

A selection of Independence Day jokes in celebration of America’s 250th birthday.

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Well, we finally made it, guys: America’s 250th birthday. That’s right, today we celebrate 250 long years of making so much noise on the Fourth of July that people who don’t wish to celebrate the holiday are literally forced to be a part of our celebration. And when you think about it, is there anything more American than that?

To commemorate this special occasion, here’s a selection of Independence Day-themed jokes we threw together from some of comedy’s biggest names.

“This is our birthday coming up. The only holiday where people are cool when you start settin’ stuff on........

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