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Your Dirty Laundry Just Got Dirtier: These Sex Blankets Are For Your Messiest Nights

Fuck smarter with kinky blankets.

By Gigi Fong | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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Waterproof sex blankets are the holy grail for squirters and period sex lovers. Instead of spending sexy time worrying about sex mess, like lube ruined sheets, you can focus on the fun stuff. After sex? No more worrying about that massive wet spot in the middle of the bed.  

It’s essentially just a waterproof blanket with special science to support your wettest adventures, and sleep. These multi layered blankets have a hidden layer that absorbs up to 30 ounces or one liter of liquid on average. If you’d like, you can shop sex blankets that are compatible with bed sizing. For example, the Liberator Fascinator is an industry fav and comes in Full size. Dame’s Thro blanket is smaller, but is travel-friendly and has a travel pouch. Some will also hold a bit more liquid than others but more on that later. 

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