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I Spent Three Years Trying to Break This Glass Dildo—I Failed, But Here’s My Review

A brutally honest review of Playboy Pleasures’ double-sided glass dildo.

By Gigi Fong | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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Most sex toys die in 3 years. Between already shitty chargers and silicone that somehow begins to peel, sex toys seem to have a rather short shelf life. A few years ago, Playboy Pleasures released dozens of sex toys, each with a bigger claim than the last. I’ve spent 3 years trying to prove Playboy wrong. Not because I’m a hater, but because I genuinely could not believe its claim that its Jewels Double (sided) glass dildo was shatterproof. How could $30 glass truly be shatterproof—especially when you’re engaging in slippery water sports? Add in the fact that I’m a klutz, and I made it my secret side job to find the most durable dildos… just to keep that info in my back pocket. Playboy Pleasure’s Jewels Double was a key toy I wanted to put to the test, among others from the line like the Jewels Wand (that’s still held up, btw). To my surprise, my at-home experiment became my right hand on a journey of exploring anal and BDSM, specifically temperature play. I know, huge jump. Here’s how it happened. 

playboy pleasures jewels double glass dildo: My honest take

The Playboy Pleasures Jewels Double is highly slept on. You can use it for both your P-spot and your G-spot, making it a clutch 2-in-1 sex toy.

Jewels Double Glass Dildo (opens in a new window)

Textured beads are a sensorial dream.

It’s the perfect tool for temperature play.

You can reach both your G-spot and P-spot, which are more intense orgasms.

Great for anal toy beginners due to its slim size. 

It’s solely glass, so it doesn’t vibrate.

I wish it were slightly longer so it could reach my P-spot better.

What is the Playboy Pleasures jewels double glass dildo?

Playboy Pleasures is the home of the iconic Playboy sex toy lineup. You’ll find dozens of sex toys from silicone rabbit vibes to glass dildos like........

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