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The 5 Sexiest Professions in America, According to Google Searches

Teachers, nurses, cowboys, police officers and firefighters dominate America’s private searches when it comes to occupational fantasies.

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Private search history is probably the most accurate personality test ever invented. A new study leaned into that, analyzing over 700 keywords across 45 professions to find out which jobs people find most sexually attractive—and the answers are about as predictable as they are telling.

Hidden compared five years of Google Trends data with employment figures across 45 professions, looking at attraction searches and costume interest along the way. The favorites feel ancient by internet standards. Teachers, nurses, cops, firefighters, and cowboys still dominate the........

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