To: All members of the Antifa Northeast Squadron

From: Antifa HQ, parts unknown

SUBJECT: Groundhog ‘Antifa Phil’ to release fascism prediction

This memo is a reminder of our upcoming annual Groundhog Day event, which will be held at the secret location we call Alinsky’s Knob on Feb. 2.

As usual, everyone’s favorite authoritarian-biting rodent, Antifa Phil, will arise from his bunker and let us know whether we’ll have six more weeks of fascism or swift success in trampling tyranny!

As a decentralized network of autonomous groups that bears no resemblance in size, structure or capacity to the violent behemoth right-wing pundits like to pretend exists, we cherish our traditions. And none is more important than Antifa........

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