Listen up, non-rich Americans. I’m growing tired of your annoying complaints about high gas prices.

I guess it has something to do with U.S. gas prices hitting their highest level in four years, or people spending $81.3 billion more on gas or energy goods in March than they spent the previous month.

I have people who buy gas for me, so I can’t be pestered with such trivialities. Some say the Iran war – started by my personal tax-cutter, President Donald Trump – has something to do with it all. Ho hum.

What bothers me is all the noise, noise, noise coming from the hoi polloi. It’s so bad that Trump’s approval rating dropped to 34% in the most recent Reuters/Ipsos poll, which I had my butler read to me. Can’t you ungrateful wretches just calm down and sell one of your lake houses to cover higher gas costs?

It's rude of non-rich Americans to blame Trump for high gas prices

On May 1, Trump acknowledged that pump prices have gone up since he attacked Iran to keep them from developing a nuclear weapon in the nuclear facilities he completely obliterated last year.

“Gasoline's high,” he said. “Other prices are way down but gasoline's high.”

The butler tried to claim other prices are not, in fact, way down. I dispatched him to the horse barn and will later hunt him for........

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