Let’s start our 2026 by imagining the worst-case scenario – that Donald Trump was somehow beaten by that drunken trollop in 2024. Where would we be right now? Well, we’d be in a very different country, and many of us might very well be in cells. You’ve got a lot of black-pilling from people on our side that not enough people have been arrested, or the administration is moving too slowly on their particular obsession, or that everything isn’t perfect, which means everything is wrong. There’s some truth to that, because we can always do better, but we cannot forget that divine Providence has smiled upon us. We didn’t dodge a bullet. We dodged an 18-inch shell from the USS Kamala.

We got so damn lucky, and even as we continue to press the Republicans to do more, more, more, and more faster, faster, faster, and faster, we should never forget that.

If that clinical moron had won the presidency, she probably would’ve won the House, too. So, let’s assume we kept the Senate, and let’s assume we also kept the same set of tofu-spined senators who have only been kept in line by the unholy terror Donald Trump wields upon them like a whip and a chair. With him out of the picture – more about how he’d be out of the picture in federal prison for a decade or so below – these losers would’ve been encouraged to let their failure flag fly. It would be nerds gone wild as helpful Republicans would reach across the aisle to help Democrats complete their conversion of America into communist chaos. And as they did, those useless GOP collaborators would tell themselves that they were the adults in the room, but more on Epstein later.

Donald Trump shut down the border on day one. The exact opposite would’ve happened if he had lost. Instead of a couple of million aliens being self-deported or having deportation thrust upon them, we would have added three, four, or even more millions more. As you recall, the Democrat and GOP traitor party line was that it was absolutely impossible to close down the border except by signing onto Senator Jiminy Lankford’s magic beans deal that would lock in huge rates of Third World peasant immigration forever. And we wouldn’t have even gotten the magic beans under Kamala. She would have laid out the welcome mat and thrown the doors back open as part of Operation Great Replacement. You don’t need to struggle to guess who would be the ones being replaced.

Up in Minnesota, the Learing Centers would have vastly expanded. One of Kamala Harris’s promises was to take this childcare scam and increase it exponentially. Remember that the Democrats aren’t against fraud. That’s like J.B. Pritzker being against carbohydrates or Tim Walz being against show tunes. And forget DOGE. Every transsexual Ecuadorian with a mime troupe and a bank account would still be getting USAID money. Plus, you would still be subsidizing the Volvo Bolsheviks’ NPR habit. And the Green New Deal? Stacy Abrams would have gotten her $2 billion, but that probably wouldn’t have stopped her from being appointed as the new FBI........

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